View Full Version : zoeanna, will you marry me?
nick cotton
09-01-09, 14:00
hello zoeanna, :)
are you sitting down with a strong cuppa tea? :) No? well you should be, :) and just put one sugar in mine luv, and try stirring it clockwise :)
here zoeanna, its coming up to valentines day on January 14th hows about you and me getting hitched :)
think of all the presents all those lovely people will get us when we get married ;) :)
and it,ll give me a good reason to let you go out for an evening :)
yeah, we,ll have a big old style cockney knees-up for you zoeanna :)
look, see, i got you a 2 carrot gold engagement ring :D
go on zoeanna, marry me :D
hello zoeanna, :)
are you sitting down with a strong cuppa tea? :) No? well you should be, :) and just put one sugar in mine luv, and try stirring it clockwise :)
here zoeanna, its coming up to valentines day on January 14th hows about you and me getting hitched :)
think of all the presents all those lovely people will get us when we get married ;) :)
and it,ll give me a good reason to let you go out for an evening :)
yeah, we,ll have a big old style cockney knees-up for you zoeanna :)
look, see, i got you a 2 carrot gold engagement ring :D
go on zoeanna, marry me :D
For gods sake woman don't do it - he doesn't even know when Valentines day is - just take some good advise - he is a nasty bit of work and all he wants is to make your life a misery like his old mums.........Also he hasn't told you that he has a kid either for you to bring up, probably let you know after the wedding.......hes a bad sort.
Don't marry him..........listen to your Aunty Liz.
nick cotton
09-01-09, 15:39
For gods sake woman don't do it - he doesn't even know when Valentines day is - just take some good advise - he is a nasty bit of work and all he wants is to make your life a misery like his old mums.........Also he hasn't told you that he has a kid either for you to bring up, probably let you know after the wedding.......hes a bad sort.
Don't marry him..........listen to your Aunty Liz.
ah c,mon aunt liz, you like a big day out and all :) you can go up the west end get a new big fancy hat and rig out and matchin handbag. All the ladies in the square will be jealous like :)
anyway i.m, sure valentines day isnt on the 13th jan, so maybe its the 15th january, i cant remember which day it was last year when i bought you that big valentines card anna cotton :D
aunt liz would you do the honour of making the tea and sandwiches for the wedding :)
and do you know any top class boarding schools that would be good enuff to educate my daughter in :rolleyes:
annasavicha
09-01-09, 17:32
hello zoeanna, :)
are you sitting down with a strong cuppa tea? :) No? well you should be, :) and just put one sugar in mine luv, and try stirring it clockwise :)
here zoeanna, its coming up to valentines day on January 14th hows about you and me getting hitched :)
think of all the presents all those lovely people will get us when we get married ;) :)
and it,ll give me a good reason to let you go out for an evening :)
yeah, we,ll have a big old style cockney knees-up for you zoeanna :)
look, see, i got you a 2 carrot gold engagement ring :D
go on zoeanna, marry me :D
I am having a cuppa tea actually,and boiling chicken soup,could not keep him longer,so i m not even cheating any more........
What s wrong with my Nick,you loved 2 sugars......you sure u re my Nick????
Well,Valentines is 14 feb,and between now and then is Annas birthday........
Think of all these people that will give me presents on my b-day,and then we will marry........maybe..........
I dunno Nick,it s hard for me.........i love you,but i am so young.........what if i grow older and then after 8 years when i m 30 we have different interests...........
I ve only had only one single boyfriend in my whole life as i always wanted to be free,it was really serious decision o start relationship with you and now u want to marry.......:confused:
I dunno Nick,I need to think.........
I really love you but i have confusion in my head,can u give me a time????
I am having a cuppa tea actually,and boiling chicken soup,could not keep him longer,so i m not even cheating any more........
What s wrong with my Nick,you loved 2 sugars......you sure u re my Nick????
Well,Valentines is 14 feb,and between now and then is Annas birthday........
Think of all these people that will give me presents on my b-day,and then we will marry........maybe..........
I dunno Nick,it s hard for me.........i love you,but i am so young.........what if i grow older and then after 8 years when i m 30 we have different interests...........
I ve only had only one single boyfriend in my whole life as i always wanted to be free,it was really serious decision o start relationship with you and now u want to marry.......:confused:
I dunno Nick,I need to think.........
I really love you but i have confusion in my head,can u give me a time????
No i wont let you do this Anna Cotton.........doesnt have the same ring to it now does it.
You will be making that lazy SOB tea and sarnies the rest of your born days - people stop this now - Anna I know when your birth[SIZE="2"]day is but ask yourself this - does he cos if he does then he loves you if he doesnt then dont marry him. Anyways what about Bigger Paws thought you were his little bit on the side - I hope he doesnt see how this Nick is treating you.
Oye Nick - go get me some fags and maybe get some nice vanilla slice for our tea. I dont want none of that cheap stuff.
Ohhhhhhhhh Anna Cotton - how orrible does that sound. (Has he told you about his daughter Dotty?)
xx Liz Hilton the hot one.......xxxxxxxx
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 17:47
I wouldnt treat you like that Elizabeth.
annasavicha
09-01-09, 17:56
No i wont let you do this Anna Cotton.........doesnt have the same ring to it now does it.
You will be making that lazy SOB tea and sarnies the rest of your born days - people stop this now - Anna I know when your birthday is but ask yourself this - does he cos if he does then he loves you if he doesnt then dont marry him. Anyways what about Bigger Paws thought you were his little bit on the side - I hope he doesnt see how this Nick is treating you.
Oye Nick - go get me some fags and maybe get some nice vanilla slice for our tea. I dont want none of that cheap stuff.
Ohhhhhhhhh Anna Cotton - how orrible does that sound. (Has he told you about his daughter Dotty?)
xx Liz Hilton the hot one.......xxxxxxxx
Well,i dont mind the ring,i m not like greedy person,and small nice things always make me happy,i am very easy to impress........
Emm,bigger paws is missing from here,i think he was not offfered role in this one,but he s gone somewhere,maybe holidays,i ve no idea...........
BibberPaws is very nice,i like him,but Nick pays me more attention........BiggerPaws hives me presents......
I want someone to love me not his money,and if Nick want to marry,he must love me,..........no? i dunno,i m so confused.........:confused:
Anna Cotton...............Anna Cotton............umm,i ll get a nickname-earbut,or tampax.......:eek:
umm,maybe Nick will agree to take my surname........
Yeah,he actually told me who the mother is,but it s not important,i love kids whoever their mother is........
Nick,darling,........can u tell please to aunt Liz when is my birthday please???
Well,i dont mind the ring,i m not like greedy person,and small nice things always make me happy,i am very easy to impress........
Emm,bigger paws is missing from here,i think he was not offfered role in this one,but he s gone somewhere,maybe holidays,i ve no idea...........
BibberPaws is very nice,i like him,but Nick pays me more attention........BiggerPaws hives me presents......
I want someone to love me not his money,and if Nick want to marry,he must love me,..........no? i dunno,i m so confused.........:confused:
Anna Cotton...............Anna Cotton............umm,i ll get a nickname-earbut,or tampax.......:eek:
umm,maybe Nick will agree to take my surname........
Yeah,he actually told me who the mother is,but it s not important,i love kids whoever their mother is........
Nick,darling,........can u tell please to aunt Liz when is my birthday please???
But did he tell you that its not his kid that he just borrowed her to bribe his old mum and steal all her savings.........yeah you see if in not right Anna Savage - maybe cotton is better than savage.
Biggerpaws he buys you presents well Nick has bought you that ring - you need to make up your mind soon love cos i can tell you he wont be around for long he will find another woman that is needy and has a few Euros like your good self.
Hes a made of those scum bags too - he would make you use those sheets that brenda has if you arent careful.
Has he worked out that you are from Latvia cos he told me it was Luxemborg or Lithuania i dont think he has a clue.
Dont marry him...........wait for the man of your dreams.......not knightmares friend he is scum........... Hows the job in the launderama going - you managing to fit that in with your other job selling your soul to that devil Nick.......... xxx
nick cotton
09-01-09, 20:20
I really love you but i have confusion in my head,can u give me a time????
ok darlin, you can let me know tomorrow, no rush :)
i think i did tell you that i loved you, once. don,t you remember? It was just before the 1st time you let me shag you :)
if you marry me anna i,ll even take you on honeymoon to Bundoran, its the san tropez of ireland i,ve heard :D
anna, you,ve got a lot going for you :) you,ve got a few quid and youve still a nice tight pussy :D
i just know you are the woman to make me happy, marry me :):)
and small nice things always make me happy,i am very easy to impress........
Yes Anna, I think you pointed this out before ..... about me.... much to my dismay... and everybody elses amusement!!!!:o:o:o:o But thanks....:):):)
Yes Anna, I think you pointed this out before ..... about me.... much to my dismay... and everybody elses amusement!!!!:o:o:o:o But thanks....:):):)
Ahhhhh Luther,
All good things come in little packages.........xxx Lizzy:p:p:p
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 22:39
Thats good that weve established Luther has a small todger. Now thats him out of the equation. Lets have a double wedding me and you and Nick and Zoeanna. We can swap around every other night. like the idea of wife swap. Forget this escorting business and marry me. Ill become Clint Hilton.
All good things come in little packages..
wheeeeeew :):) 2 rite mrs hot lizzy ROCK AND ROLL, an all thanx 2 my best mucker nick. :D and he laid me on a load of them 4 me mates :) and they all like me now :) my mucker Nick says if i do a wee job for him he,ll let me do a few songs at his weddin :D
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 22:45
Can I book you for mine and Elizabeths wedding
Ahhhhh Luther,
All good things come in little packages.........xxx Lizzy:p:p:p
Thats good that weve established Luther has a small todger. Now thats him out of the equation. Lets have a double wedding me and you and Nick and Zoeanna. We can swap around every other night. like the idea of wife swap. Forget this escorting business and marry me. Ill become Clint Hilton.
Hey you two..... she didn't say it was true...... she just said.........
Ah never mind....... it was a friggin typo or something.....
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 21:14
Theres nothing wrong with having a small one. Its what you do with it that counts.
Theres nothing wrong with having a small one. Its what you do with it that counts.
It's "who" I'll do with it that's sure to get to you.....
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 21:24
You mean my Elizabeth. Thats ok we have an open relationship.
You mean my Elizabeth. Thats ok we have an open relationship.
Dam you're understanding.......
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 21:38
I need to be youve seen what Elizabeth is like. Im used to been a doormat, remember what happened me in the E-I dungeons.
I need to be youve seen what Elizabeth is like. Im used to been a doormat, remember what happened me in the E-I dungeons.
Give her some of these......it'll keep her happy....
It's the new Irish currency...
Give her some of these......it'll keep her happy....
It's the new Irish currency...
Luther Lizzy thinks she knows who you are ............... mmmmmm I wonder if i would be right about that..........
Someone already used the buttons one and i replied that i would be buying loads to give them back in change.
Although now im thinking maybe i should be using smarties............cos they say if you pay peanuts you get monkies ergo if you pay in smarties i may have some wonderfully smart dressed clients with more than half a brain:D:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek:
Im just too smart for my own good.........love you luther you always make me giggle.
(Don't tell The Man with No Name) hes a jealous kinda guy and he packs a big piece.
(Don't tell The Man with No Name) hes a jealous kinda guy and he packs a big piece.
Ah now that's just not making me feel any better.....
But here's some for you anyway...... cause smarties have the answer......
Oh and be careful...... I think he's the kiss and tell type...
Ah now that's just not making me feel any better.....
But here's some for you anyway...... cause smarties have the answer......
Oh and be careful...... I think he's the kiss and tell type...
Ohhhhhhhhh jeeze forgot about your little thingy.......sorry but Clint does pack some pistol i heard someone call it a magnum - so dont worry it will melt.
Thannks for the sweeties by the way..........generous to a fault as always.
Lizzy
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 22:18
Elizabeth I heard all that. Your going behind my back with this Luther punk. Im getting really jealous now. Dont know if Ill come to Cork now. Remember I was the only one who campaigned to get you released. Who did that for me nobody.
Elizabeth I heard all that. Your going behind my back with this Luther punk. Im getting really jealous now. Dont know if Ill come to Cork now. Remember I was the only one who campaigned to get you released. Who did that for me nobody.
Well I'm not to sure if I want to get "In the line of fire" here.... I think I would be "unforgiven" for it... this could all just be heading for "Heartbreak ridge".... with "The first traveling sales lady".... oh if only it was "A perfect world"....
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 23:03
Very good Luther, very good indeed :D :D