View Full Version : DOLLY DARLING IS A BIG FAKER - Watch out boys here she cums again.
Look I thought you should know that Dolly Darling is a faker - I'm sure that the likes of The man with no name formerly known as Clint don't want to believe this but it's true she told me that she has to fake all her orgasms with you.
How does she do this well i can tell you how - she has been known to put a little sponge into her which she has soaked with water then inserts it......when the booging is about to start big time she rushes to the bathroom to get the condom's etc., but really she is just removing this sponge.
Cum on Dolly own up to this - you know Lizzy never lies -
Liz Hilton - The Lady That's Been Mistaken For Mrs. Bobbit:eek::eek::eek:
The Man With No Name
08-01-09, 21:55
I wouldnt mind trying it with a sponge.
I wouldnt mind trying it with a sponge.
Something maybe Brenda should of thought of..........t.heeee
Dollys Friend but she is a faker..........I never fake it with you babe. xxx
DollyDarling
08-01-09, 23:44
I have this invisible paint (you know the kind you saw in cartoons? Well its REAL I TELL YOU ITS REAL!) and what I do, is I paint a tap with invisible paint. The tap is just by the bed with lots of taps around me and I have myself positioned so I am always near an invisible tap just before I scream out "FUCK ME LAD IM CUMMING" and then I switch on that invisible tap and it all sprays out over the bed (soaks the sheet), all over my lover's face (which he licks off his lips and says I taste like water), and it sprays the walls (which is why my flat is always spic-n-span), and it sprays really everywhere actually. Yes, this always impresses them, when I spray down my flat.
Ok, so there you go Liz. The truth is out. The question is: How can I market the invisible paint? I need an extra income. :D
DollyDarling
09-01-09, 07:05
When I want to fake a cum, I say "close your eyes" and when they close their eyes, I take a bottle of 7up, that i was hiding under the pillow, and I splash it all over their face and my legs. Then I tell them to open their eyes, as Im done cumming. They always have a big smile on their faces and lick lips and say i taste like candy. Yeah, thats another one of my tricks :p:D
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 17:49
Im alergic to 7up. Brings my skin all out in a rash. Im more of a coke man.
Im alergic to 7up. Brings my skin all out in a rash. Im more of a coke man.
Is that striaght up:D:D:D or with Jack Daniels.........hes a friend of yours too i do believe.
xxx Your darling Elizabeth........seen Anna Savage has a ring where is mine if you do still want to marry me - hers is two carrots. :eek::eek:
xxxx
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 22:47
The weddings still on my darling Elizabeth. Remamber I was locked in the dungeons for Christmas. I'll explain all about my time inside later. Ill give you as many carrots as you like. Youll have good eyesight after them.
The weddings still on my darling Elizabeth. Remamber I was locked in the dungeons for Christmas. I'll explain all about my time inside later. Ill give you as many carrots as you like. Youll have good eyesight after them.
Tell me what happened to you in Patricias dungeon - did she have you tied up with a mask over your face and make you do things to her and sarah - did she - did she.............
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh im so jealous now .......... you make me mad with jealousy.
I want you right her, right now and i need you right here right now..........
Elizabeth
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 23:04
Ill tell you all about my captivity soon. Itll take a long time to type as alot happened.
I like the way you say you want me right here right now and you need me right here right now. Tell me where here is Elizabeth and Ill be there as soon as I can.
Ill tell you all about my captivity soon. Itll take a long time to type as alot happened.
I like the way you say you want me right here right now and you need me right here right now. Tell me where here is Elizabeth and Ill be there as soon as I can.
You know where i am but i can travel for you darling - London England........
The Man With No Name
09-01-09, 23:14
Londons a big place can you be more specific. I have a compass and a map with me. You can pm me if you like. Im in Manchester at the minute,. Ill be there before morning.
DollyDarling
10-01-09, 02:51
That would make the cum look very dark. YUK!!! How about you just have your can of coke on the night stand for sipping inbetween my 7-up orgasms? :p
That would make the cum look very dark. YUK!!! How about you just have your can of coke on the night stand for sipping inbetween my 7-up orgasms? :p
I was thinking about that myself, then i thought of milk........that should do the trick - so when you going to get those sponges - i can tell you the best ones to get are from the make-up counters or pharmacy's you know what i mean don't you dolly the little ones that you use to apply the foundation.......not that you need any but those are the ones - just nice and small enough to bridge the gap.........
When you coming to Ireland Dolly is the word on everyones lips - you can tell me cos you know that nobody will be reading this - just between us girls -
You get in touch soon - always great to speak to you.
Your friend,
Lizzy xxx
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 13:09
That would make the cum look very dark. YUK!!! How about you just have your can of coke on the night stand for sipping inbetween my 7-up orgasms? :p
Ok darling milk will do instead. Lets get all milky together. When are you coming to Ireland to join me and Elizabeth.
Are you wet yet Elizabeth
Ok darling milk will do instead. Lets get all milky together. When are you coming to Ireland to join me and Elizabeth.
Are you wet yet Elizabeth
Always for you Clinty........always - so what happened to you over Christmas im sure all the girls would love to know - i know i would.......
XXXXXX Your beloved:):):)
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 17:55
I bet you now you wish you didnt find out what happened me. Were you dripping wet reading it.
I bet you now you wish you didnt find out what happened me. Were you dripping wet reading it.
I don't think that i can live up to Patricia and Sarah's Mal treatment of you.:D:D:D
I can only say that i will have a bloody good try though and if i can't then i will fly
my litte Dolly to help me out......... I hear she rather is getting a taste for
mens pee.........
Water, Hard, Soft, Medium or even rare sort of sports dont do it for me i just like
straight good fun sex with a nice gfe or role play - nothing too kinky - i really dont
think that i could do things to anyone to hurt them - still i could alway practise on
you - might get to like it - have to PM the gals and ask Patricia and Sarah for some
BDSM good ideas.
So now i think you know where i stand on the pain front.
See you next week my sweet and i hope that you will give me the most glowing of
reviews, a lovely testimonial from you would really curry favour for me when i go
and see your friends - Nads, the fastest draw in the west and of course Rodeoman.
Ms Post Nosh, formerly known as Hot Lizzy xxx
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 21:21
Ok Miss posh nosh you can practice on me next week. I could be your dolly. You can do whatever you like with me. Did you consider you might have met me already. Maybe I wrote a review on this website or was it IIE or was it Captain69 or punternet :eek::eek::eek::D. Ill keep you guessing :rolleyes:. Youll find out next week ;)
Ok Miss posh nosh you can practice on me next week. I could be your dolly. You can do whatever you like with me. Did you consider you might have met me already. Maybe I wrote a review on this website or was it IIE or was it Captain69 or punternet :eek::eek::eek::D. Ill keep you guessing :rolleyes:. Youll find out next week ;)
Ahhhhhhh I know all the guys that have me written reviews in Ireland - sorry but i dont have 40 or 50 or even 60 Just the 6 in total but hey thats just fine for me cos at least they are from 6 different people......... ha ha ha ha ........... xxx
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 21:43
All will be revealed when were both naked in each others arms in Cork.
All will be revealed when were both naked in each others arms in Cork.
I don't think that you exist as a client i think you as Joe Blogs are even beginning to believe that you are your character........ xxx:mad::mad::(:(:p:p
The Man With No Name
10-01-09, 22:25
Ia m a client alright. And Ill be making a booking with my real username. Then when were both naked together Ill whisper in your ear Im Clint Westwood. Its all part of the mystery. And I might have something special for you if your a good girl which you always are.