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Brenda Beauty Babe
30-12-08, 16:34
Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!:D:D
The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh
30-12-08, 16:43
Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!:D:D
Just kidding.7"or a tad under maybe.Defo not over that.
Must admit dont think of it too often,
Westside.
Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!:D:D
Well to be quite honest i never had the urge or inclination to measure it
mental note; in shower tray /soap,gel,shampoo,conditioner and MEASURING TAPE
PS will prob have to search for it:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
well after a good wet o.w.o mine gets 6inch in full length and really rock hard
edward
thehighwayman
30-12-08, 17:17
I never measured mine to be honest. The next time I visit an escort she can measure it :D
Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!:D:D
You tell me ;):D
Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!:D:D
6.5" is the national average........uk that is..........as for anywhere else i couldnt possibly say would be very naughty......... Can say that in India.......well bigger than 6.5 thats for sure but then the men are about the height of the swinger........:D
6.5" is the national average........uk that is..........as for anywhere else i couldnt possibly say would be very naughty......... Can say that in India.......well bigger than 6.5 thats for sure but then the men are about the height of the swinger........:D
mine is 25miles long but i bet lizzys is alot bigger than that:D
mine is 25miles long but i bet lizzys is alot bigger than that:D
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punterexpert
30-12-08, 19:01
Yet another topic has turned into a petty squabble.
http://http://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/uploaded_images/penis1.jpg
The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh
30-12-08, 19:07
Yet another topic has turned into a petty squabble.
http://http://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/uploaded_images/penis1.jpg
i am however troubled at how you needed to edit a nine word sentence.
Im sure you have good reason,
Westside.
punterexpert
30-12-08, 19:14
I am concerned too. I was going to insert a picture of my cock, but changed my mind. I didn't want to offend anyone with it.
The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh
30-12-08, 19:16
I am concerned too. I was going to insert a picture of my cock, but changed my mind. I didn't want to offend anyone with it.
got it.
Should have gone to specsavers,
Westside.
Oven Ready Eddie
30-12-08, 20:24
Well I don't like to brag but...
Big enough to keep me satisfied as it happens!!! Just about.....
Big enough to keep me satisfied as it happens!!! Just about.....
Well i imagine thats a great feat of dexterity
Are u double jointed?
How big is lizbets :confused:, dats what I wanna know. Nbt got quite the shock I heard
Well i imagine thats a great feat of dexterity
Are u double jointed?
Well the girls always told me it's not about the size, it's about how you use it so ..........
Do you thing I've been doin it wrong :confused::confused::confused:
The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh
30-12-08, 23:41
Well the girls always told me it's not about the size, it's about how you use it so ..........
Do you thing I've been doin it wrong :confused::confused::confused:
(1) Girth. The more girth it has the more area of the woman is stimulated.
(2) Fit. Some fit together better than others.This can be compensated to some degree by different positions and experimenting but this is more for a gf than an escort.
(3) How you use it. This is totally up to the woman.Some prefer behind,others front etc Some fast ,some slow.Also has to do with how the fit is as per above.
Thats my take on it.I think to a large degree length means fuck all.
Me?Id rather walk the dog ffs,
Westside.
The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh
30-12-08, 23:45
How big is lizbets :confused:, dats what I wanna know. Nbt got quite the shock I heard
Ballincollig?Its only lately they have traffic lights.
Catching up with modern life,
Westside.
PS hung around Castle Park with an ex for six years.Used to pop into The Oriel House.Are they still rough spots?Long time since i was out that way.
(1) Girth. The more girth it has the more area of the woman is stimulated.
(2) Fit. Some fit together better than others.This can be compensated to some degree by different positions and experimenting but this is more for a gf than an escort.
(3) How you use it. This is totally up to the woman.Some prefer behind,others front etc Some fast ,some slow.Also has to do with how the fit is as per above.
Thats my take on it.I think to a large degree length means fuck all.
Me?Id rather walk the dog ffs,
Westside.
Its not about the girth its about the length believe me - girth hurts if its to wide but if you can feel it deep inside you then thats what makes for a pleasurable time for both parties.........
Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this.......
Have a happy one and no drinking and driving..........
The One Who Knows......xxx
Ballincollig?Its only lately they have traffic lights.
Catching up with modern life,
Westside.
PS hung around Castle Park with an ex for six years.Used to pop into The Oriel House.Are they still rough spots?Long time since i was out that way.
Lizbet replied to a punter from Ballincollig that she did not know where it was a few days before her tour in the rebel capital Tim. I did the guy a favor and told her it was up near Donegal. (Sush now it worked as BC is still standing.) :D
I’m surprised she forgot about the place as I heard she was an escort back in the days of Empire and the barracks was her main source of income if ya know what I mean.
I’m getting the freedom of Ballincollig next week for my efforts in saving them from a fate worse then death. :cool:
You mustn’t walk that dog very far if you’ve not been to BC Tim. You can’t be Roy Keane as he would have the legs worn off the dog by now and is a regular at the guide dogs training center in BC. God that poor dog of his must be suffering since he left Sunderland.
(1) Girth. The more girth it has the more area of the woman is stimulated.
(2) Fit. Some fit together better than others.This can be compensated to some degree by different positions and experimenting but this is more for a gf than an escort.
(3) How you use it. This is totally up to the woman.Some prefer behind,others front etc Some fast ,some slow.Also has to do with how the fit is as per above.
Thats my take on it.I think to a large degree length means fuck all.
Me?Id rather walk the dog ffs,
Westside.
Its not about the girth its about the length believe me - girth hurts if its to wide but if you can feel it deep inside you then thats what makes for a pleasurable time for both parties.........
Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this.......
Have a happy one and no drinking and driving..........
The One Who Knows......xxx
What the f...............
Now I'm really confused......
Have been saving up for the "enlargement" operation but now I've no idea is my hard earned coppers better spent on a little latitude or longitude????
Litttle help anyone???.....................:confused::confused::confused::confused:
Alec Horan
31-12-08, 16:08
marijuana, noel40, Oven Ready Eddie, rover
It would appear that ye are mixing up centimetres with inches !:D:D;)
(assuming its not millimetres of course....):o
Alec Horan
31-12-08, 16:11
What the f...............
Now I'm really confused......
Have been saving up for the "enlargement" operation but now I've no idea is my hard earned coppers better spent on a little latitude or longitude????
Litttle help anyone???.....................:confused::confused::confused::confused:
it would appear that liz has a 'petercrouch' type pussy - narrow but long ! :confused:
you are looking for a 'dannydevito' type pussy - wide but short.:D
it would appear that liz has a 'petercrouch' type pussy - narrow but long ! :confused:
you are looking for a 'dannydevito' type pussy - wide but short.:D
Actually, warm and moist would hit the spot me thinks!!!
Well, most of the time... see below...
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek:
Well the girls always told me it's not about the size, it's about how you use it so ..........
Do you thing I've been doin it wrong :confused::confused::confused:
Its all about the cryptonite babe thats what counts.
Ladies I have the biggest cock you have ever seen. It's 12 inches long. I call it moby dick :D :D :D It can go as fast as a hammer drill. Linford Christie doesn't have a patch on it :D :D :D
Does it only go up to 11 inches ? What happens if I get a hard on?:confused::D:D:D
The Ghost Of Tim McVeigh
31-12-08, 20:53
Its not about the girth its about the length believe me - girth hurts if its to wide but if you can feel it deep inside you then thats what makes for a pleasurable time for both parties.........
Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this.......
Have a happy one and no drinking and driving..........
The One Who Knows......xxx
while im still a bit soberish.Im talking on a general basis.On a general basis girth is more important than length.Im not saying that length means nothing or girth is everything.Im saying that a little more girth is better than a little more length.Im not saying that a 1/2" todger is fine if its wide.I do understand what you mean by too much girth but seriously how often does this happen?The average penis has plenty enough length in it to penetrate deep inside a woman anyway unless she wants to brush her teeth with it.Maybe anal it could.Do you understand now or will i go and book a spot on Dr Ruth for you?
Maybe you should go walk the dog if you dont know this
I will so.Whats your neck size?
Westside.
It shouldn't be any trouble to a ghost. This topic should get more interesting later when everyones more drunk. Time to pop my second bottle of Lauren Perrier Rose.
DollyDarling
01-01-09, 03:26
10:30pm the last day of 2008, its freezing cold outside, I'm inside and crazy horny. No calls, cause they are all stupid watching the silver ball drop at Times Square... "whatever" I think American men are confused. Shouldn't they be dropping their own balls on New Years rather then watching a big silver ball drop in the middle of a street riot?
Well, Ill just have to masterbate myself. I certainly wouldnt be in this situation if I was in Ireland! I would have you all lined up back to back, fuckng me silly on the last day of the year!
Poor Dolly.... She really needs a good Irish shag soon enuf.
Alec Horan
01-01-09, 06:58
i used to work in a fruit and veg shop and one day these two old dears were looking at some carrots. one picked up a rather large carrot and said to the other
'this reminds me of my wedding night'
'what' her friend replied in horror 'is it the size of it ?
'no, its not that'
'is it the shape of it?' she giggled
'no , its the dirt of it!' she screamed with laughter
:D
hey there
i think brenda know why i use the name big black lol:)xxx
Oven Ready Eddie
01-01-09, 12:33
marijuana, noel40, Oven Ready Eddie, rover
It would appear that ye are mixing up centimetres with inches !:D:D;)
(assuming its not millimetres of course....):o
What!!! :confused:
You mean you are using inches ? I thought it was MM's :o Jesus I felt like a king there for a few days. :(
back to the pump i guess and up the psi's
ps
Even at 11 MM's I'm still the biggest cock in the coup :D
Brenda Beauty Babe
01-01-09, 23:57
hey there
i think brenda know why i use the name big black lol:)xxx
Hi darling:)
I know:o
And u also had different avatar before, lol
I had to pick the smallest option but my little Arnie is much smaller:( I vish I never spend so long pumping Iron and neglected my pooer little winkie. damn those steroids :mad:
Sorry, I'm bored......
and curious!:D:D
Mines 12 Inches Brenda, but I don't use it as a rule.:D:D:D
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Actually, warm and moist would hit the spot me thinks!!!
Well, most of the time... see below...
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek:
worst joke ever