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experienced punter
29-12-08, 18:32
I wanna find Love & give up escorting!
:o
Oven Ready Eddie
29-12-08, 18:38
Good question. This is my first new year and to be honest the bookies weren’t giving me great odds that I’d make it past St. Stephens day so for me every day is a bonus. :D
I wanna find Love & give up escorting!
:o
But if you give up escorting what will you do for income???
With an ass like that I'd say you're raking it in!!! ;)
I wah to be a real woman and have tong ting taken from ting tong :eek::D
But if you give up escorting what will you do for income???
With an ass like that I'd say you're raking it in!!! ;)
I think experienced prat is a bloke actually........hes so experienced..........ahhhh no thats for another time..........wonder how many times he will get stood up this year.
Ahhhhhhhhh bless........say it was sad but it gave me and some other's a bloody good laugh.
xxx :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
experienced punter
29-12-08, 19:14
I think experienced prat is a bloke actually........hes so experienced..........ahhhh no thats for another time..........wonder how many times he will get stood up this year.
Ahhhhhhhhh bless........say it was sad but it gave me and some other's a bloody good laugh.
xxx :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I have to smile at your post I admit but as I said to you many time this year you are the most childish person I have ever met u sit alone in your room with fuck all else to do trying to create an argument with people every week seeking attention etc., in short a sad person..
your reviews are dodgy too.
My bad!!! I think you did tell me it wasn't you in the pic...... but I couldn't resist!!!!
But tell your sister I said hi!!!! ;)
thehighwayman
30-12-08, 17:29
As most of us say after Christmas, I'm never drinking again :D
My bad!!! I think you did tell me it wasn't you in the pic...... but I couldn't resist!!!!
But tell your sister I said hi!!!! ;)
Luther,
Experienced he maybe but at what is another......couldn't resist that either.
My resolution is never to stop smoking ......... trying some reverse psychology.
xxx Lizzy
Luther,
Experienced he maybe but at what is another......couldn't resist that either.
My resolution is never to stop smoking ......... trying some reverse psychology.
xxx Lizzy
That wasn't a cigarette I was offering when I pulled down my pants!!!!!
It was........ well....... adult-dick
I guess there's just no point in posting on the "how big is your cock" thread now.......
My tiny secret little my confidance is, as they say "blown" :(:(:(
That wasn't a cigarette I was offering when I pulled down my pants!!!!!
It was........ well....... adult-dick
I guess there's just no point in posting on the "how big is your cock" thread now.......
My tiny secret little my confidance is, as they say "blown" :(:(:(
Luther............I still luvs ya............ xxxxxxxxLooks like at least 10" to me - still i am as blind as a bat.........xxxxxxxx Lizzy xxxxxxxxx:eek::eek::eek:
Luther,
Experienced he maybe but at what is another......couldn't resist that either.
My resolution is never to stop smoking ......... trying some reverse psychology.
xxx Lizzy
dont worry liz
As they would say here in my little part of rural ireland as consolation
when some one dies. Yerrah be gad isnt he after giving up the fags anway.
experienced punter
31-12-08, 09:24
Experienced he maybe but at what is another......couldn't resist that either.
My resolution is never to stop smoking ......... trying some reverse psychology.
xxx Lizzy
Well, I wish u luck & happiness in the new year as I do to everyone on this board
A new years resolution for u: work on your bad attitude & remember you gotta give respect to gain respect....:cool:
Well, I wish u luck & happiness in the new year as I do to everyone on this board
A new years resolution for u: work on your bad attitude & remember you gotta give respect to gain respect....:cool:
Pot, Kettle and Black come to mind.............You are the only man or woman on here that is still going on and on about what.........Nada.......
So you be nice to me for a change and then i will be nice to you in return as it is afterall the season of good will, but you wish me none - that my dear is not nice.
You dont write to me and i wont reply that would be the simplest thing to do would you not agree???
Ciao and i wish you and your family well and happyness for the forthcoming 09 even if you wish me no good at all, see i am the bigger of the two........ be nice its easy if you try i look out for some posts that you write and nearly all are full of nastiness towards me - shit you are enough to turn someone to drink - which i dont.......just like a fag.
Please leave me alone or i will start to report your nastiness to those in charge its not necessary and YOU know it - grow up however old you are.........
Liz Hilton.........
Well, I wish u luck & happiness in the new year as I do to everyone on this board
A new years resolution for u: work on your bad attitude & remember you gotta give respect to gain respect....:cool:
Pot, Kettle and Black come to mind.............You are the only man or woman on here that is still going on and on about what.........Nada.......
So you be nice to me for a change and then i will be nice to you in return as it is afterall the season of good will, but you wish me none - that my dear is not nice.
You dont write to me and i wont reply that would be the simplest thing to do would you not agree???
Ciao and i wish you and your family well and happyness for the forthcoming 09 even if you wish me no good at all, see i am the bigger of the two........ be nice its easy if you try i look out for some posts that you write and nearly all are full of nastiness towards me - shit you are enough to turn someone to drink - which i dont.......just like a fag.
Please leave me alone or i will start to report your nastiness to those in charge its not necessary and YOU know it - grow up however old you are.........
Liz Hilton.........
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Alec Horan
31-12-08, 16:31
in 2009 i resolve to do more smoking/drinking/fucking/shouting/cursing/fighting/lamping/cowtipping/masturbating/lying/shoplifting/rustling/gambling/vivisection/gun running/pointing and laughing/bombing/kidnapping and such like.
and to be more slothful/mysogynistic/racist/sexist/hateful/arrogant/stubborn/ruthless/uncaring/violent/
deceitful.....
and to cut back on the taytos or ice cream !!!
and to try and revive my opera career.
(remember the opera aint over till alec fucks the fat lady!!)
YouTube - Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONUCPKdGcrk)
thehighwayman
31-12-08, 16:39
Good resolutions Alec. I suppose theres no point in any of us making New Years Resolutions as we never carry them out for too long :D
experienced punter
31-12-08, 17:24
Pot, Kettle and Black come to mind.............You are the only man or woman on here that is still going on and on about what.........Nada.......
So you be nice to me for a change and then i will be nice to you in return as it is afterall the season of good will, but you wish me none - that my dear is not nice.
You dont write to me and i wont reply that would be the simplest thing to do would you not agree???
Ciao and i wish you and your family well and happyness for the forthcoming 09 even if you wish me no good at all, see i am the bigger of the two........ be nice its easy if you try i look out for some posts that you write and nearly all are full of nastiness towards me - shit you are enough to turn someone to drink - which i dont.......just like a fag.
Please leave me alone or i will start to report your nastiness to those in charge its not necessary and YOU know it - grow up however old you are.........
Liz Hilton.........
now just read the first line of my post to u & I wished you well for the new Year though I asked you before to ignore my posts I Will ignore yours, now I'm asking you again to stop interfering with your smart arsed delusional replies you just cant keep your horrible nose out of things you should have been banned a long time ago , now Stop....
Quarterpoundher
31-12-08, 17:30
cut back on the taytos or ice cream !!!
Ah come on Alex not the taytos……jesus you have to have the odd vice.
Good choice of song for punting (none shall sleep) :D
in 2009 i resolve to do more smoking/drinking/fucking/shouting/cursing/fighting/lamping/cowtipping/masturbating/lying/shoplifting/rustling/gambling/vivisection/gun running/pointing and laughing/bombing/kidnapping and such like.
and to be more slothful/mysogynistic/racist/sexist/hateful/arrogant/stubborn/ruthless/uncaring/violent/
deceitful.....
and to cut back on the taytos or ice cream !!!
and to try and revive my opera career.
(remember the opera aint over till alec fucks the fat lady!!)
YouTube - Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONUCPKdGcrk)
Shoplifting.......must be a friend of dear old dotty aunt clarence - its a family trait.
God bless, wish you and yours a happy and healthy 09
xxx Lizzy
My New Years resolution is to keep drinking and sh*gging women :D :D :D
now just read the first line of my post to u & I wished you well for the new Year though I asked you before to ignore my posts I Will ignore yours, now I'm asking you again to stop interfering with your smart arsed delusional replies you just cant keep your horrible nose out of things you should have been banned a long time ago , now Stop....
Told you what i would do if you were unpleasant now didnt i little boy..........
GROW UP.............GROW UP..........GROW UP...............
Yeah i am smart, smarter than you thats for sure and as for my horrible nose
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so upset by those nasty remarks.
Sticks and stones - twat. Delusional.........ohhhhhhhhh thats interesting cos im
not delusional........but for sure you are.........You should be banned and soon
still its not my gig or you would be off here quick smart................:p:p:p
Cut and paste this dickhead cos this is the last reply i will give to your filthy mouth
Experienced at relationships............no wonder she stood you up 3 times..........:D:D:D
Yep that now was bitchy..........ta ta...........
Oh my God, you are one feisty thing, a bit like my Sue Ellen. I think all the poor sod said was wishing you a happy New Year and putting your differences behind you. I hoped he ducked when you threw that Victorian Vase :D :D :D
clarence hilten
01-01-09, 00:05
Cooooooooey duckys. HAPPY NEW YEAR :) i always just sooooooo love mahogany and scotchmen jumping around in thier kilts :) whoo hooo ach aye the NOO........... for my new years revolutions i,m.......... 1. Giving up getting caught shop lifting. 2. Stoping telling fibs, well i really dont tell many anyway :rolleyes: and i,m not going to expose anymore embassessing tales about lizbet :D UP DUCKY .......CLARENCE
Cooooooooey duckys. HAPPY NEW YEAR :) i always just sooooooo love mahogany and scotchmen jumping around in thier kilts :) whoo hooo ach aye the NOO........... for my new years revolutions i,m.......... 1. Giving up getting caught shop lifting. 2. Stoping telling fibs, well i really dont tell many anyway :rolleyes: and i,m not going to expose anymore embassessing tales about lizbet :D UP DUCKY .......CLARENCE
I would say it would take less than a day for you to start to break those resolutions you horrible old Aunt.....
You will be telling all sorts of lies about the likes of me soon enough you old devil you.
Up ducky indeed and you don't have the P-factor that dress is now old and smelly - they told me at the charity shop that they didn't even want it to sell in their window - still i do think thats where you stole it from anyway.
J.R. She is a lose cannon you watch out for her......
The hot one........
Just saw this picture of JR with JLC.........
clarence hilten
01-01-09, 16:14
[SIZE="2"]I would say it would take less than a day for you to start to break those resolutions you horrible old Aunt...they told me at the charity shop that they didn't even want it to sell in their window - still i do think thats where you stole it from anyway.
ohhhhhh ducky :) would that be the same charity shop that you bought that burberry tracksuit from your profits from the Cork trip with ??? :p well youve been wearing it every day since :( which makes YOU the biggest minger :D ducky its not really so chavtastic, as you like to call it, but then you know nothing about style like me :D up ducky Clarence xxx
ohhhhhh ducky :) would that be the same charity shop that you bought that burberry tracksuit from your profits from the Cork trip with ??? :p well youve been wearing it every day since :( which makes YOU the biggest minger :D ducky its not really so chavtastic, as you like to call it, but then you know nothing about style like me :D up ducky Clarence xxx
Burberry tracksuit..........there you go more lies knew you couldnt help yourself.........
Chavtastic, i like that could be in my profile of myself.......
Liz and Breda.........chavtastic in Cork - the dynamic duo........... liking that, thanks clarry.
well iam looking for a madam to be with
anybody interested
edward
happy 2009
clarence hilten
01-01-09, 19:33
Burberry tracksuit..........there you go more lies knew you couldnt help yourself.........Chavtastic, i like that could be in my profile of myself.......Liz and Breda.........chavtastic in Cork - the dynamic duo........... liking that, thanks clarry.
oooooohhhhhh yes ducky, i just knew you,d be embaressed :o even granny hilton called you Mrs Rupert Bear :eek: Chavtrocious if you ask me ducky :( up ducky! clarry x
oooooohhhhhh yes ducky, i just knew you,d be embaressed :o even granny hilton called you Mrs Rupert Bear :eek: Chavtrocious if you ask me ducky :( up ducky! clarry x
Mrs Rupert Bear.........I never knew i was still married to darling Rupert..........sure i annuled him years ago..........still he was a real animal.
Nighty night Clarry...........Up Lizzy..........and Up Yours you old has-been.
CLARRY FOR MATURE ESCORT OF THE MONTH..........TEE HE:D:D:D
clarence hilten
01-01-09, 23:04
Mrs Rupert Bear.........I never knew i was still married to darling Rupert..........sure i annuled him years ago..........still he was a real animal. Nighty night Clarry...........Up Lizzy..........and Up Yours you old has-been. CLARRY FOR MATURE ESCORT OF THE MONTH..........TEE HE:D:D:D
:o:o:o old has been??? :mad: lizbet thats just a load of poo. Oooooooh This is going to be my year of fame and fortune ducky :) i can feel it in my waters :eek: do you know too, i will probably win mature escort of the month long before you do ducky :p :D coooey coo, ur a baloo :) Clarence
thehighwayman
05-01-09, 18:40
My new years resolution start reading at the beginning and then the end. Cut out all the drivel and it saves alot of time :D