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I think that Gordon Ramsey would really love it here on Escort-Ireland - infact with all the swearing and bollocks spoken on here he may even feel a little out of it -
Gordon where are you.........I'm bloody starving here in London - I really just can't be arsed to cook these days and there is only so many bowls of Special K that this woman can eat.........damn that drop a Jeans size........without me fags i think i would go up a jeans size........come and cook for me Gordon........Please.........I'm fucking starving.
Ohhhhhhhhh I actually swore........and you know what - it felt fucking good too.:D:D:D
xxxxxxxx Lizzy angels28angels28devils1devils1
Gordon F**king Ramsey
29-12-08, 17:16
I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.
LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU LIZ YOU CAN PUT LIPPY ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A FUCKING PIG NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LEAVE ME WORK MY MAGIC. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.
LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU LIZ YOU CAN PUT LIPPY ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A FUCKING PIG NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LEAVE ME WORK MY MAGIC. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Oh my god..........you are just going to fit in here just fine - damn wish i had wished for you before........whats for dinner tonight Gordon. Nothing to fancy i hope.
Lizzy xxxxxx Its good to have you here babe.......:):):)
nick cotton
29-12-08, 17:35
I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.
LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU LIZ YOU CAN PUT LIPPY ON A PIG BUT ITS STILL A FUCKING PIG NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LEAVE ME WORK MY MAGIC. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
ello gordy :) you make the nicest cuppa tea in london, just one sugar in mine and give it one of your magic stirs. :)
i got you those 3 bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate mate ;)
ello gordy :) you make the nicest cuppa tea in london, just one sugar in mine and give it one of your magic stirs. :)
i got you those 3 bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate mate ;)
Thought i made the best cuppa - ohhhhhhhhhh you sneaky swine peddling them nasty drugs, you aint no relative of mine........and you tell that nast little cook to shut his mouth or its back to the little chef for him with his mate watshis name jamie oliver ohhhhhhhhh nick you's a wrongen.
Now pass me that ashtray cos me ash is about to drop........
The Hot One.........ohhhhhhhhhhhh eck im on fire - nick go get a wet cloth me skirt is alight.
:o:o:o
Gordon F**king Ramsey
29-12-08, 18:06
Oh my god..........you are just going to fit in here just fine - damn wish i had wished for you before........whats for dinner tonight Gordon. Nothing to fancy i hope.
Lizzy xxxxxx Its good to have you here babe.......:):):)
LIZ, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? :mad:
WELL? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? :mad::mad:
YOU
NEVER
EVER
EVER!!!
DISTURB ME WHEN I’M FUCKING COOKING. YOU KNOW THAT.
I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU’RE LIPS MOVING WHEN THEY ARE CLAMPED AROUND THE HEAD OF MY MASSIVE FUCKING COCK AND THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO SWALLOW MY SEASONING. YOU ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THAT STUFF IS? HAVE YOU GOT ALL THAT?
YEAH? GOOD NOW THE ONLY FANCY THING FOR DINNER THAT I’M HAVING IS YOU IN THE WALK IN FREEZER WITH YOU'RE ARSE JAMMED AGAINST THE WALL AS I LOVE HOW THE COLD AIR MAKES YOU’RE NIPS GO AS HARD AS YOU’RE TOUNGE YOU LONDON LASSY NOW WHEN DO WANT TO GET YOU’RE CHOPS AROUND MY LAMB CUTLETS BABES?
COME ON!!! COME ON!!! :( I HAVE'NT GOT ALL FUCKING DAY. TIME IS MONEY, YOU KNOW THAT :mad::mad::mad:
Gordon F**king Ramsey
29-12-08, 18:09
ello gordy :) you make the nicest cuppa tea in london, just one sugar in mine and give it one of your magic stirs. :)
i got you those 3 bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate mate ;)
NICK LIGHTFINGERS FUCKING COTTON!!! :mad: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN AFTER THE STUNT YOU PULLED WHEN YOU WERE ON YOUR UPPERS AND I GAVE YOU A JOB AS A KITCHEN PORTER WHEN LIZ ASKED ME TO. WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO?
WELL?
WHAT’S THAT? I CAN’T FUCKIN HERE YOU MATEY……I TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID YOU STARTED SIFFONING OFF THE SUPPLYS AND SELLING IT TO THAT WANKER IAN FUCKING BEALE IN THE CAFF. SELLING PRIME VEALE TO BEALE!!! YOU SLING YOU’RE HOOK COTTON AND IF I CATCH YOU IN MY GAFF AGAIN YOU’LL BE THE SOUP OF THE FUCKING DAY MATE AND A WATERY ONE AT THAT!!! :mad:
STICK YOUR AMYL NITRATE UP YOUR ARSE MATEY AND YOU CAN HAVE THAT CUPPA WHEN YOU FUCKING COUGH UP SUNSHINE!!! :mad::mad::mad:
LIZ, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? :mad:
WELL? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? :mad::mad:
YOU
NEVER
EVER
EVER!!!
DISTURB ME WHEN I’M FUCKING COOKING. YOU KNOW THAT.
I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU’RE LIPS MOVING WHEN THEY ARE CLAMPED AROUND THE HEAD OF MY MASSIVE FUCKING COCK AND THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO SWALLOW MY SEASONING. YOU ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THAT STUFF IS? HAVE YOU GOT ALL THAT?
YEAH? GOOD NOW THE ONLY FANCY THING FOR DINNER THAT I’M HAVING IS YOU IN THE WALK IN FREEZER WITH YOU'RE ARSE JAMMED AGAINST THE WALL AS I LOVE HOW THE COLD AIR MAKES YOU’RE NIPS GO AS HARD AS YOU’RE TOUNGE YOU LONDON LASSY NOW WHEN DO WANT TO GET YOU’RE CHOPS AROUND MY LAMB CUTLETS BABES?
COME ON!!! COME ON!!! :( I HAVE'NT GOT ALL FUCKING DAY. TIME IS MONEY, YOU KNOW THAT :mad::mad::mad:
Totally turned on..........wow you have to meet my cousin Paris she would adore you.........maybe you could come and have some time with my family at Hilton Towers perhaps you could make a fabulous new Dog Food for Pompom - ohhhhhhh i think that im in lurve......xxxxxx:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Gordon F**king Ramsey
29-12-08, 19:08
I have had Paris every way from spit roasted to flambéed babes but she is a pauper’s pussy compared to you’re tight taught twat and you know I am the only man that can get you’re juices flowing all the way to you're toe's and know how to baste you just to the point of boiling over before leaving you to simmer for a while and bring you back up to the boil over and over again while I tenderize and season your succulent breasts before giving you the grilling of you’re life.
Invite me to Hilton towers and I’ll show you that that F on my tounge does not just stand for an expletive.
Are you Woman enough for Gordon Liz?
clarence hilten
29-12-08, 19:19
Cooooeeeey mr ramsey. oh i just soooo love your tv show the P word. Sooooooo! Youve been caught with your pants down by your misses :o youre a big Cad :mad: and now youre sniffing round our lizbet muff :mad: you,ll never be a Fanny Craddock, so there, :(
I have had Paris every way from spit roasted to flambéed babes but she is a pauper’s pussy compared to you’re tight taught twat and you know I am the only man that can get you’re juices flowing all the way to you're toe's and know how to baste you just to the point of boiling over before leaving you to simmer for a while and bring you back up to the boil over and over again while I tenderize and season your succulent breasts before giving you the grilling of you’re life.
Invite me to Hilton towers and I’ll show you that that F on my tounge does not just stand for an expletive.
Are you Woman enough for Gordon Liz?
Who is this........Is it you NBT...........cos i think that you are the only forum man that i have ever met..........thus far anyway..........still strange that you knew some stuff about me and you could only know if you had met me.
Very strange...........is this NBT or what.
Lizzy :confused::confused::confused:
Gordon F**king Ramsey
29-12-08, 20:34
Who is this........Is it you NBT...........cos i think that you are the only forum man that i have ever met..........thus far anyway..........still strange that you knew some stuff about me and you could only know if you had met me.
Very strange...........is this NBT or what.
Lizzy :confused::confused::confused:
Put you’re soft ear up to the monitor Liz……………no my sweet closer then that I want to whisper something so no one else can hear. That’s better now close your eyes and listen carefully…
[Pssst….I meet you in Cork but my time with you has brought out my creative side that lay dormant till our meeting]
Am I this NBT? You’re feminine heart alone must answer what I will not as my privacy in matters of intimacy is sacrosanct my dearest Elizabeth but thank you for a wonderful appointment…neigh that is not the word I am searching my soul to secure to moistened lip……my time was a Cirque du Solei of pleasure to which only a few will savour as the taste buds of mere men are not accustomed to such delicacy’s as passed my lips and washed down by the sweetness of you’re gentleness and wish to sate my every wanton desire to the depths of my being.
Thank you, thank you, trice thank you. I will melt away as swiftly as I came in the guise of another more worthy of your wisdom and wit.
Put you’re soft ear up to the monitor Liz……………no my sweet closer then that I want to whisper something so no one else can hear. That’s better now close your eyes and listen carefully…
[Pssst….I meet you in Cork but my time with you has brought out my creative side that lay dormant till our meeting]
Am I this NBT? You’re feminine heart alone must answer what I will not as my privacy in matters of intimacy is sacrosanct my dearest Elizabeth but thank you for a wonderful appointment…neigh that is not the word I am searching my soul to secure to moistened lip……my time was a Cirque du Solei of pleasure to which only a few will savour as the taste buds of mere men are not accustomed to such delicacy’s as passed my lips and washed down by the sweetness of you’re gentleness and wish to sate my every wanton desire to the depths of my being.
Thank you, thank you, trice thank you. I will melt away as swiftly as I came in the guise of another more worthy of your wisdom and wit.
Who the fuck are you...........did i really see you in Cork......... do look after my dear dotty old aunt whilst i am away wont you.........she so has the P-word - i have asked about that its to do with the colour Pink.......her favourite singer too i do believe.
I leave you with these words............Au revoir, until we meet again....... xxx;););)
Gordon F**king Ramsey
29-12-08, 22:35
until we meet again....... xxx;););)
We meet in my dreams in every sleeping moment and daydream memory. You are a wisp in the wind of my life that blew a gale through my dust laden soul bereft so long of the breathe of you’re whispered sigh of pleasure to my touch in a cauldron of tumultuous passion that is you’re earthly body and heavenly essence.
xxx my love xxx my only Liz
We meet in my dreams in every sleeping moment and daydream memory. You are a wisp in the wind of my life that blew a gale through my dust laden soul bereft so long of the breathe of you’re whispered sigh of pleasure to my touch in a cauldron of tumultuous passion that is you’re earthly body and heavenly essence.
xxx my love xxx my only Liz
Oh my god i do know who you are............you were gorgeous - i never forget a man that is so elloquent..........even if you did play for Celtic.
See you in a couple of weeks time my love.........so, tall and so handsome i certainly do remember with a gorgeous tattoo or two ............
Kisses to you and happy new year xxx;););)
Gordon F**king Ramsey
30-12-08, 02:42
But that I meet with approval to the eye of everlasting loveliness pierces my heart with welcome joy at the momentary pain replaced by an eternity in your kind favor and good grace.
I will neither confirm nor deny you’re kinds words to the qualities you ascribe to me as my privacy is my castle to which I let few cross over deep and still moat. You are in the environs of my heart and shall stay for as long as the gods allow or faith will see fit.
But know this,
My work takes me to far and distant kingdoms but I have seen Camelot and it is real and lives within you're at once tender and tempestuous embrace and if the knights templar themselves forbid it I shall and will return to cast my sword into the lake of your womanhood from which I know the lady Liz will rise to take ownership to her soft caress and therefore of me.
Oh my god i do know who you are............you were gorgeous - i never forget a man that is so elloquent..........even if you did play for Celtic.
See you in a couple of weeks time my love.........so, tall and so handsome i certainly do remember with a gorgeous tattoo or two ............
Kisses to you and happy new year xxx;););)
,jasus liz, not another id!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loser
,jasus liz, not another id!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loser
It isn't me babe really, ask Patricia how many profiles i have on here if it bothers you so much - think the answer will be answered in a trice - just the one - she could see my UK address and the ones that are on here are not from my address so sorry to disappoint.
Loser.........if you want to say so that is your perogative and mine would have to be the same to you as is my perogative.
Go on ask Patricia or Sarah........really there is no other person on here other that Hot Lizzy that is me......... xx
Gordon F**king Ramsey
30-12-08, 19:03
We are now cruelly separated by the requirements of divergent career’s but we for a brief instant of ecstasy were as one and the same body and mind entwined in mutual dependency and need to sate carnal pleasures and quench raging infernos of passion. She the proud and mighty English oak and I the lowly ivy at her feet slowly and inexorably climbing higher with each tentative touch on pale satin skin stopping momentarily to savior the honey dew moistness of expectation and lust that lingered at the lips of heaven before moving up to feel the my breath rebound from open mouth but an angels teardrop away from heaving breast a mouth near afraid to suckle on such sensitive and swollen zenith center but taste I must with gentle lips and take into mouth as if Zeus himself tasked me with a thirteenth labor to which even Hercules was not worthy. But to survive I must not linger long on such tender leaves as I must reach the sunlight of her smile to sustain me for my journey with destiny so upwards, ever upwards before I stop and bask in her reflected glory and as I cup her soft and fragrant auburn canopy in my hands she moved with intent but slight hesitancy to my open and yearning lips all the while her eyes locked on mine as if to break away would mean we vanish in the mist of early morning forest.
We were one once my love, we shall be again.
We are now cruelly separated by the requirements of divergent career’s but we for a brief instant of ecstasy were as one and the same body and mind entwined in mutual dependency and need to sate carnal pleasures and quench raging infernos of passion. She the proud and mighty English oak and I the lowly ivy at her feet slowly and inexorably climbing higher with each tentative touch on pale satin skin stopping momentarily to savior the honey dew moistness of expectation and lust that lingered at the lips of heaven before moving up to feel the my breath rebound from open mouth but an angels teardrop away from heaving breast a mouth near afraid to suckle on such sensitive and swollen zenith center but taste I must with gentle lips and take into mouth as if Zeus himself tasked me with a thirteenth labor to which even Hercules was not worthy. But to survive I must not linger long on such tender leaves as I must reach the sunlight of her smile to sustain me for my journey with destiny so upwards, ever upwards before I stop and bask in her reflected glory and as I cup her soft and fragrant auburn canopy in my hands she moved with intent but slight hesitancy to my open and yearning lips all the while her eyes locked on mine as if to break away would mean we vanish in the mist of early morning forest.
We were one once my love, we shall be again.
According to the divvy on here this is one of my i.d.'s - strange that cos i dont think that its true now do you.
Anyway i dont know where you copied and pasted this my love.........
Take care and if i dont catch up with you again soon then i would lie to wish you and your family and bit on the side well.
God bless,
Lizzy xxx
Gordon F**king Ramsey
30-12-08, 19:35
I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume.
I wish you well my love, I wish to dwell on you’re mind and think of me kind, you have reborn what was a husk to more then I dared dream I could be. You did this Liz,
You,
Beautiful you.
I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume.
I wish you well my love, I wish to dwell on you’re mind and think of me kind, you have reborn what was a husk to more then I dared dream I could be. You did this Liz,
You,
Beautiful you.
Ahhhhhhhh thanks.......xxxxxx
nick cotton
30-12-08, 20:30
I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume. I wish you well my love, I wish to dwell on youre mind and think of me kind, you have reborn what was a husk to more then I dared dream I could be. You did this Liz, You, Beautiful you.
WHAT AN EFFING LOAD OF F**KIN OLD F**K :mad:
WHAT AN EFFING LOAD OF F**KIN OLD F**K :mad:
Go wash you mouth out with carbolic........
Then go and give experienced puter a visit and get your van back.
The hot one...xxxxxx:eek::eek::eek:
Gordon F**king Ramsey
30-12-08, 20:42
A tortured soul who knows no love
Must find release by wearing glove :eek:
A tortured soul who knows no love
Must find release by wearing glove :eek:
Gordon,
My darling just shut up and make me some grub will you please i'm fucking starving here.
A nice mushroom and cheese omlette and some chips and side salad would go down a treat please.
Thank you my love.........hurry it up im so hungry for that and then i want you talking dirty to me and whispering sweet nothings as we make love together........
Tummy's rubling - not really that sexy now is it.
Love you and no drink driving the papers have had enough of us lately. I though can never have enough of you......you hunk of burning love.....meow........xxxxxxx
You bit on the side.......xxxxxxx
Gordon F**king Ramsey
31-12-08, 14:25
You are no bit on the side my love of my loins you are the main course at a banquet fit for the kings of the desert sands.
Come aide me to pitch my bellowing tent in these Bedouin tribal lands. Leave you’re footprints on the shifting sands of my desires so that I may track you across 1000 Arabian nights and if it please you allow me to softly touch the magic lamp only you possess and a chosen few to caress and beseech you to grant my deepest wish.
Which mine is but to defend with this earthly shell you’re holy land and sacred places from pillage by infidels and to worship you, the Mecca of what men crave and Medina of the mind.
Face East I must, face East I trust, for look due East to find a feast.
You are no bit on the side my love of my loins you are the main course at a banquet fit for the kings of the desert sands.
Come aide me to pitch my bellowing tent in these Bedouin tribal lands. Leave you’re footprints on the shifting sands of my desires so that I may track you across 1000 Arabian nights and if it please you allow me to softly touch the magic lamp only you possess and a chosen few to caress and beseech you to grant my deepest wish.
Which mine is but to defend with this earthly shell you’re holy land and sacred places from pillage by infidels and to worship you, the Mecca of what men crave and Medina of the mind.
Face East I must, face East I trust, for look due East to find a feast.
Darling,
Im starving what part of that didn't you get - read my lips.........if you are not going to be my person chef today then i will have to have a bowl of special K.......and you know what that does to me..........drop a jean size, thats what it claims, oh that i wore jeans.
Anyway.........pass me the menu and i will be a paying customer seems the easiest thing to do ..........and with the omlette etc., i would like a nice glass of Iron Bru.........you get that........the diet one of course.
Now jump too it.........the special K is making me want to heave......
Your hungry girlfriend....xxxxxxx:eek::eek::eek:
Gordon F**king Ramsey
31-12-08, 14:56
read my lips
I cannot read you’re lips as I am blinded by your beauty but as you know my fingers are both supple and inquisitive and learn the contours of a woman with ease so I will feel you’re lips on my next visit to the library of lust that is Liz for you are both romance and fantasy combined and are a page turner that I never wish to get to the end of our magical fairytale.
Patience my sweet, you will be filled by my cuisine very soon. xxx
F**k off Gordon Ramsey :D :D :D
F**k off Gordon Ramsey :D :D :D
How very dare you..............
Go get yourself a hair transplant............and a new stetson.
Dont read this my darling Gordon...........hes a jealous man.
Gordon's bit on the side, the back, the front, over the table, on the table,
any which way and every which way...........
I like to do it on the back, the front, over the table, on the table and any darn way. So do you fancy a bit of New year action, I'm at a loose end :D :D :D
clarence hilten
02-01-09, 16:19
How very dare you..............
Go get yourself a hair transplant............and a new stetson.
Dont read this my darling Gordon...........hes a jealous man.
Gordon's bit on the side, the back, the front, over the table, on the table,
any which way and every which way.....
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh coooooooeeeeeeyy ducky lizbet, honestly TSK TSK you get into some very turbulent relationships, my goodness me :rolleyes:
do you remember when you were working for CBS records and you and Rick Astley were just soooooooo much in love love1adult-69
what a liar he turned out to be, dumping you like that :(
do you remember what he always you to say to you :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:
:D
up ducky
CLARENCE