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nick cotton
28-12-08, 12:50
I,ve Changed :) GOD came into my life. i,m not saying i,m the Pope of Walford or that i know much about God talk :) but while i was there, lying in my cell, i heard a voice. i dont know if it was the voice of gerry my cell mate, or the voice of God or of Barry White, :) and i knew it was time to turn over a new leaf :D

Hot Lizzy
28-12-08, 16:42
I,ve Changed :) GOD came into my life. i,m not saying i,m the Pope of Walford or that i know much about God talk :) but while i was there, lying in my cell, i heard a voice. i dont know if it was the voice of gerry my cell mate, or the voice of God or of Barry White, :) and i knew it was time to turn over a new leaf :D


It was the voice of the market inspector telling you to sweep up more carefully in the square cos you missed a bit you dipstick.........now get the hell out of my house with the cockney little brat that you borrowed off Bianca...........

xxx Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you horrible man you...........xxx:D:D:eek::eek:

nick cotton
28-12-08, 18:36
..now get the hell out of my house with the cockney little brat that you borrowed off Bianca.xx Ohh you horrible man you.
but look aunt liz, heres a lovely bunch of flowers :) dont worry about them being withered and smelling of garbage :eek: ........er......the florist is a part time binman and does his deliveries in an bin lorry :):rolleyes: aren,t they nice though? It is the thought that counts after all :) i,ll go get my tools here, see if we can fix your leaking tap there :) you mind young Dotty for 15mins, see you later :D

Hot Lizzy
28-12-08, 19:49
but look aunt liz, heres a lovely bunch of flowers :) dont worry about them being withered and smelling of garbage :eek: ........er......the florist is a part time binman and does his deliveries in an bin lorry :):rolleyes: aren,t they nice though? It is the thought that counts after all :) i,ll go get my tools here, see if we can fix your leaking tap there :) you mind young Dotty for 15mins, see you later :D


You get your grotty dotty outta my ouse you orrible little git - go on now sling ya ook..........

You aint no son of mine.........and that aint no kid of yours neither.


Stick yor flowers where the sun dont shine.


Aunty Liz my arse.........I aint no aunt of yours........ohhhhhhh my kiss curls.......:D:D

Clint Eastwood
28-12-08, 20:59
Quote something from the bible for him. It might shut him up. Something like Ezequile 25:17.

Ive been released by the way.

luther
28-12-08, 21:35
Quote something from the bible for him. It might shut him up. Something like Ezequile 25:17.

Ive been released by the way.


Clint, that certainly looks like your style!!!!
Yowsa!!! :eek::eek::eek:
YouTube - Ezekiel 25:17 Pulp Fiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVm_TAE24A)

nick cotton
28-12-08, 22:40
You get your grotty dotty outta my ouse you orrible little git - go on now sling ya ook..You aint no son of mine.........and that aint no kid of yours neither. Stick yor flowers where the sun dont shine. Aunty Liz my arse.........I aint no aunt of yours.ohhh my kiss curls.:D:D

ahh aunt liz, those arent your only present :) see this lovely juke box :) just for you. I swear on the torah its not nicked from a pub :) look it says wurlitzer on it, :) the early ones were written with crayons, honestly :) have a heart, just look at my sad face :(

Hot Lizzy
29-12-08, 10:43
ahh aunt liz, those arent your only present :) see this lovely juke box :) just for you. I swear on the torah its not nicked from a pub :) look it says wurlitzer on it, :) the early ones were written with crayons, honestly :) have a heart, just look at my sad face :(


Look here nick......don't you be swearing on any Bible you orrible little git. Oh my i need a fag go on out son and get me some of them fags from the shop will ya.....

nick cotton
29-12-08, 13:08
Look here nick......don't you be swearing on any Bible you orrible little git. Oh my i need a fag go on out son and get me some of them fags from the shop will ya.....

right away aunt liz :) wheres your purse? i,ll take a few bob for the fags :) i could do with some myself, i,m nearly out :) so are you going to put all your K-TEL records collection onto your new juke box aunt liz? :D

annasavicha
29-12-08, 14:20
Nick,you wanting me back and getting jealous to JR EWING!!!!!

Now givin flowers to another maaa??????

I ain't yo hoe any moooorrreeeeee!!!!!!!!

Hot Lizzy
29-12-08, 15:57
Nick,you wanting me back and getting jealous to JR EWING!!!!!

Now givin flowers to another maaa??????

I ain't yo hoe any moooorrreeeeee!!!!!!!!



AnnS how could you write that you are not his whore any more......he is the devil himself dont go anywhere near him he is vermine.......a thief and a murderer, he killed his own son and went to prison.

You are not going to get into any relationship with him - he is evil.......pure evil do not be fooled by him - i asked him to go and get me some fags and he took enough money for 200 and how many did he get me - 10...........ohhhhhhhhhh Anna I worry for you.

Now he has taken this child called Dotty from somewhere and saying that its his daughter frankly i think it's one of Bianca's rejects.........

I want suzies dog Prince its so cute and im sure that Pompom and prince will get on so well really they will.........ahhhhh bless........xxx Lizzy

Ohhhhhhhh my im coming over all giddy again.........where's my Jim........xxx:eek:

nick cotton
29-12-08, 16:40
Nick,you wanting me back and getting jealous to JR EWING!!!!!

Now givin flowers to another maaa??????

I ain't yo hoe any moooorrreeeeee!!!!!!!!

sorry bout that zoe-anna :) i didnt mean to spoil your make up and your xmas dinner at the same time :eek: sure it was a bit of an xmas tradition around here, me spoiling things for my nearest and dearest :o so lets have a nice strong cuppa char and that,ll sort everything out :) 2 sugars in mine luv and give it a good stir, theres a good girl :)

got you a present, see :) its a calender, this years, you,ll be able to fill in the last 2 days anyway, better late than never :)

thats not all darlin :) heres some aerosol deodorant, just for you :) look it kills flies as well, thats handy :cool:

give us a kiss then :D

nick cotton
29-12-08, 17:13
AnnS how could you write that you are not his whore any more......he is the devil himself dont go anywhere near him he is vermine.......a thief and a murderer, he killed his own son and went to prison.

You are not going to get into any relationship with him - he is evil.......pure evil do not be fooled by him - i asked him to go and get me some fags and he took enough money for 200 and how many did he get me - 10...........ohhhhhhhhhh Anna I worry for you.

Now he has taken this child called Dotty from somewhere and saying that its his daughter frankly i think it's one of Bianca's rejects.........

I want suzies dog Prince its so cute and im sure that Pompom and prince will get on so well really they will.........ahhhhh bless........xxx Lizzy

Ohhhhhhhh my im coming over all giddy again.........where's my Jim........xxx:eek:

its that geezer in the corner shop, dont think he understood me :confused: :) but look, i got you a packet of HRT tablets, :) dont worry about them being outta date, they still stop dizzyness :D

you should forget all that stuff from the past :) i managed easily enough aunty liz.

look i got you a present, see. its a doormat with your name on it :D

Hot Lizzy
29-12-08, 17:31
its that geezer in the corner shop, dont think he understood me :confused: :) but look, i got you a packet of HRT tablets, :) dont worry about them being outta date, they still stop dizzyness :D

you should forget all that stuff from the past :) i managed easily enough aunty liz.

look i got you a present, see. its a doormat with your name on it :D


Oh you orrible boy you aint no relation to me........now sling your hook!

annasavicha
29-12-08, 21:01
AnnS how could you write that you are not his whore any more......he is the devil himself dont go anywhere near him he is vermine.......a thief and a murderer, he killed his own son and went to prison.

You are not going to get into any relationship with him - he is evil.......pure evil do not be fooled by him - i asked him to go and get me some fags and he took enough money for 200 and how many did he get me - 10...........ohhhhhhhhhh Anna I worry for you.

Now he has taken this child called Dotty from somewhere and saying that its his daughter frankly i think it's one of Bianca's rejects.........

I want suzies dog Prince its so cute and im sure that Pompom and prince will get on so well really they will.........ahhhhh bless........xxx Lizzy

Ohhhhhhhh my im coming over all giddy again.........where's my Jim........xxx:eek:

Emmm.Maaaa....., Liz....i always tought our son killed himself on bike....:confused:
He said he changed.........i believe him.......ok,i want to believe.....

He promissed to PM me who s Dottys mother,so i believe he will,if he wont,i m fit enought to be one:confused:

Do u think he took 150 to visit an escort while going for fags????????:confused::eek:

annasavicha
29-12-08, 21:34
sorry bout that zoe-anna :) i didnt mean to spoil your make up and your xmas dinner at the same time :eek: sure it was a bit of an xmas tradition around here, me spoiling things for my nearest and dearest :o so lets have a nice strong cuppa char and that,ll sort everything out :) 2 sugars in mine luv and give it a good stir, theres a good girl :)

got you a present, see :) its a calender, this years, you,ll be able to fill in the last 2 days anyway, better late than never :)

thats not all darlin :) heres some aerosol deodorant, just for you :) look it kills flies as well, thats handy :cool:

give us a kiss then :D

Aw,Nick,darlin,i always loved u spoilin things,as that s just being uurself.....i m happy it s only me knows real you..


Can we have nice bubble bath and u givbe me massage and i ll forget everything....



I m not sure if that spray is a good thing.....If it kills insects and parasites,i will be sued for killing you,baby

Hot Lizzy
29-12-08, 22:15
Aw,Nick,darlin,i always loved u spoilin things,as that s just being uurself.....i m happy it s only me knows real you..


Can we have nice bubble bath and u givbe me massage and i ll forget everything....



I m not sure if that spray is a good thing.....If it kills insects and parasites,i will be sued for killing you,baby



Anna S,

One back rub and you are anybody's.......take it from me, he hasn't changed one tiny little bit - he is still a fecklass, nasty piece of work and P.M's me telling me how he knows where you bank your money on a Tuesday and fully intends to off er to do so for you - make sure that you dont give him your checking account for goodness sake - he will rob you blind.

How is our dear friend Biggerpaws, i did text him a merry christmas etc., and he did text me back thank you and the same t o you..........should of made a note to text you too - still have a great new year and maybe you will leave Dubbers and tour somewhere else at some time soon.


Lizzy xxx

nick cotton
29-12-08, 22:45
Aw,Nick,darlin,i always loved u spoilin things,as that s just being uurself.....i m happy it s only me knows real you..Can we have nice bubble bath and u givbe me massage and i ll forget everything..If it kills insects and parasites,i will be sued for killing you,baby

Stop spraying it into your armpits! It sore on my eyes :( and look at al those bugs dropping from your pits :D defintely time for bubble bath with a massage darlin :) or would you prefer the tried and tested buket of cold water and a few slaps :cool:

annasavicha
30-12-08, 00:29
Anna S,

One back rub and you are anybody's.......take it from me, he hasn't changed one tiny little bit - he is still a fecklass, nasty piece of work and P.M's me telling me how he knows where you bank your money on a Tuesday and fully intends to off er to do so for you - make sure that you dont give him your checking account for goodness sake - he will rob you blind.

How is our dear friend Biggerpaws, i did text him a merry christmas etc., and he did text me back thank you and the same t o you..........should of made a note to text you too - still have a great new year and maybe you will leave Dubbers and tour somewhere else at some time soon.


Lizzy xxx

But......but.....he asked to put some 'bag in it...'......:confused:

I did not spoke to Biggerpaws,i been away,but we have arranged a date,so that s when i m getting my present off him with delay and his body like always.......

I would of been happy even without a present,but he insisted,so....

annasavicha
30-12-08, 00:31
Stop spraying it into your armpits! It sore on my eyes :( and look at al those bugs dropping from your pits :D defintely time for bubble bath with a massage darlin :) or would you prefer the tried and tested buket of cold water and a few slaps :cool:


Nick,u not romantic at all:confused::confused::confused:

all magic is gone:(

can we patch it back up and try to make it work,otherwise i m becoming a golddigga and working for Jr Ewing and use my talents over there.........i cant take it any more:(

Hot Lizzy
30-12-08, 01:46
But......but.....he asked to put some 'bag in it...'......:confused:

I did not spoke to Biggerpaws,i been away,but we have arranged a date,so that s when i m getting my present off him with delay and his body like always.......

I would of been happy even without a present,but he insisted,so....


Ahhhhhhhh thats sweet of him, i wonder what he has for you - maybe something nice and bubbly - possibly pink - i so love pink champers - all my clients were offered and accepted my champagne.........

I got some lovely pressies from the guy that came to see me in Cork - lots of booze, some lingerie and some nice holdups and one man has promised that he will get me the wurlitzer juke box that i want - he lives in Galway though - going to go there for a week in Feb. some time........he has lots of friends that he wants to introduce me to.......

You take care and Dublin is swamped why dont you go somewhere else now.

Ciao sweety - Happy New Year and keep away from that Nick - he is nothing but bad to the bone.

Big kisses to you and your family...... xxxxxxx Lizzy


P.S. The Carmen and Malena girls think that i dont exist, funny that cos most on here think that they have a pimp.......and he does all their advertising for them.......i wonder how funny they think that is - not nice girls so it turns out at all....

Big Kisses and keep away from Nick I knew he would crush you eventually.....xxxxxx:eek:

nick cotton
30-12-08, 13:48
Nick,u not romantic at all:confused::confused::confused:

all magic is gone:(

can we patch it back up and try to make it work,otherwise i m becoming a golddigga and working for Jr Ewing and use my talents over there.........i cant take it any more:(

ello darlin, look see, i got you a REAL DIAMOND necklace, bracelet and ring :) $$$$$$$$ :)
made by the world famous designer Zirconia, see :)

worth a mint they are :) worked night and day at the women's rescue shelter i did, :)

all the birds are going to be so jealous of you now :):cool:

give us a kiss then :D

annasavicha
30-12-08, 13:53
Ahhhhhhhh thats sweet of him, i wonder what he has for you - maybe something nice and bubbly - possibly pink - i so love pink champers - all my clients were offered and accepted my champagne.........

I got some lovely pressies from the guy that came to see me in Cork - lots of booze, some lingerie and some nice holdups and one man has promised that he will get me the wurlitzer juke box that i want - he lives in Galway though - going to go there for a week in Feb. some time........he has lots of friends that he wants to introduce me to.......

You take care and Dublin is swamped why dont you go somewhere else now.

Ciao sweety - Happy New Year and keep away from that Nick - he is nothing but bad to the bone.

Big kisses to you and your family...... xxxxxxx Lizzy


P.S. The Carmen and Malena girls think that i dont exist, funny that cos most on here think that they have a pimp.......and he does all their advertising for them.......i wonder how funny they think that is - not nice girls so it turns out at all....

Big Kisses and keep away from Nick I knew he would crush you eventually.....xxxxxx:eek:

Hopefully something rock hard with good oral performance etc.......
I m better not getting champagnes,i don't really like it....:(

I better like receive pressies than promises;) and thanks for the ones i got,as i like them all....especially from the english lad.....

Dublin swamped does not affect me at all,mt phone still going on even my profile not up,which i m only happy about.....
And thanks for the big kisses,Nicks Maaaaa......i really need them :)

as for ps-i do not they have one,as i been talking to them since very start when they arrived and helped them with questions they had for advertising etc...

If nick crushes me,i ll crush his balls and head,but i love my Nick darling,he s so sweet,so ruining everything all the time.......makes me love him more :rolleyes:

Hot Lizzy
30-12-08, 15:14
Hopefully something rock hard with good oral performance etc.......
I m better not getting champagnes,i don't really like it....:(

I better like receive pressies than promises;) and thanks for the ones i got,as i like them all....especially from the english lad.....

Dublin swamped does not affect me at all,mt phone still going on even my profile not up,which i m only happy about.....
And thanks for the big kisses,Nicks Maaaaa......i really need them :)

as for ps-i do not they have one,as i been talking to them since very start when they arrived and helped them with questions they had for advertising etc...

If nick crushes me,i ll crush his balls and head,but i love my Nick darling,he s so sweet,so ruining everything all the time.......makes me love him more :rolleyes:


Anna My Dearest Darling,

Thanks for telling me about Nick and his promise of the ring that he said he would give you i think that he has yet to 'steal' it before he can give it to you though - so don't worry i am sure that you will get it soon.......just when i have no idea.

Go Girl........so glad you are busy, you are well established and well established Ladies wherever in the world will always be busy as when guys have a good time they always keep your number.

Now I will send you some Nut Crackers so that you don't have to use any pressure and hurt yourself, just him........Don't trust him, for gods sake don't let him do your banking for you - you won't see that money in any account other than his own or he will purchase that ring with YOUR money.......:eek::eek::eek:

Hope you are feeling better very soon, there are lots of nasty bugs going around at the moment. Big Kisses xxxxxxx Lizzy H

nick cotton
30-12-08, 21:42
Don't trust him, for gods sake don't let him do your banking for you - you won't see that money in any account other than his own or he will purchase that ring with YOUR money..

dont be upsettin zoeanna aunt liz :mad: when she knows i,m buying tickets for eurodisney for our honeymoon shell be skipping down the aisle with me.

Hot Lizzy
30-12-08, 21:46
dont be upsettin zoeanna aunt liz :mad: when she knows i,m buying tickets for eurodisney for our honeymoon shell be skipping down the aisle with me.


not if i have anything to do with it she wont........now go on and see if you can get that van of yours back and while you're about it find that damned baby and shaun cos is mum will go all peculiar............


Liz Hilton.........

nick cotton
31-12-08, 09:46
[SIZE="4"]not if i have anything to do with it she wont..now go on and see if you can get that van of yours back

i need my van back :( theres presents for zoeanna in it, see. :( including this teddy bear from the teddy bear rescue shelter, see :) i,m not going to let anyone or anything spoil zoeanna,s new years eve :D

Hot Lizzy
31-12-08, 13:56
i need my van back :( theres presents for zoeanna in it, see. :( including this teddy bear from the teddy bear rescue shelter, see :) i,m not going to let anyone or anything spoil zoeanna,s new years eve :D


Actually I have your van Nick parked in Rodney's lock up on the Nelson Mandella Estate, see if you're hard enough to make off with it.........Peckham, an area twinned with Knightsbridge for those that are not in the know.........xxxxxx

JR Ewing
31-12-08, 18:36
Peckham and Knightsbridge, I know them well. I picked up quite a few hookers in that area. I would consider it the slums of London. I ran into Del Boy, Rodney and Chas and Dave there once :D :D :D Give me Cork any day :D :D :D

Hot Lizzy
31-12-08, 21:25
Peckham and Knightsbridge, I know them well. I picked up quite a few hookers in that area. I would consider it the slums of London. I ran into Del Boy, Rodney and Chas and Dave there once :D :D :D Give me Cork any day :D :D :D




You coming to see Brenda and I in Cork...........xxxxxxxx

See ya soon we hope xxxxxxx Happy New Year xxxxxxx

JR Ewing
31-12-08, 21:41
I didn't know you did lesbian duos. I thought you were straight as a dye. I thought it was an April fool joke first, but it's only January (nearly) :D :D :D My cock is nearly 13 inches now thinking of that :D :D :D

Hot Lizzy
31-12-08, 21:46
I didn't know you did lesbian duos. I thought you were straight as a dye. I thought it was an April fool joke first, but it's only January (nearly) :D :D :D My cock is nearly 13 inches now thinking of that :D :D :D



Why would you say that - its true............you are in cork arent you???????

Take care happy new year..........xxxxxxxx Lizzy

nick cotton
02-01-09, 14:01
Hopefully something rock hard with good oral performance etc.......
I m better not getting champagnes,i don't really like it....:(

I better like receive pressies than promises;) and thanks for the ones i got,as i like them all....especially from the english lad.....

Dublin swamped does not affect me at all,mt phone still going on even my profile not up,which i m only happy about.....
And thanks for the big kisses,Nicks Maaaaa......i really need them :)

as for ps-i do not they have one,as i been talking to them since very start when they arrived and helped them with questions they had for advertising etc...

If nick crushes me,i ll crush his balls and head,but i love my Nick darling,he s so sweet,so ruining everything all the time.......makes me love him more :rolleyes:

ello darlin, is that the sound of the your teapot i hear brewing ;)

did you like all the pressies i got you :)

i,ve been a good boy while you were away partying :)

so is you and me an item again :)

good, give us a kiss :D

eoghan
03-01-09, 23:56
ello darlin, look see, i got you a REAL DIAMOND necklace, bracelet and ring :) $:)made by the world famous designer Zirconia, see :) worth a mint they are :) worked night and day at the women's rescue shelter i did, :) all the birds are going to be so jealous of you now :):cool: give us a kiss then :D
alright big nick, i done wot u told me with the voting stuff. When am i getting my 2 tins of harp lager, and wan of those funny fags, like you said? wud you give us another look at those dirty fotos of anna-zoe too?

nick cotton
06-01-09, 21:25
alright big nick, i done wot u told me with the voting stuff. When am i getting my 2 tins of harp lager, and wan of those funny fags, like you said? wud you give us another look at those dirty fotos of anna-zoe too?

You done well boy, :) i,m a bit short at the minute, here,s 1 tin and 10 fags, and a pat on the head :) good boy, good boy :D listen son, a terrible thing has happened my girlfriend zoeanna :( and she needs someone small to climb into through her window and get her handbag :) i swear son, she,ll be so pleased she,, give you a blowjob :D

Hot Lizzy
06-01-09, 21:43
You done well boy, :) i,m a bit short at the minute, here,s 1 tin and 10 fags, and a pat on the head :) good boy, good boy :D listen son, a terrible thing has happened my girlfriend zoeanna :( and she needs someone small to climb into through her window and get her handbag :) i swear son, she,ll be so pleased she,, give you a blowjob :D



Everything you touch you taint nick........leave the little sod alone........you have little zoeanna now all worried what you are going to do with her money that she won at the bookies.........or didnt you know about her winnings.

Babs knew all about it surprised she didnt tell you over a swift half at the vic.

Better pm her to warn her not to keep that money under the matress like she usually does at the moment - dohh given the hiding place away again.