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The first picture :eek:
ohhhhhhhhhhhh you cheeky mare......so jealous - im going to get pat with her earings to take your bloody eyes out..........jealous old cow.:p:p:p
Takin well Lizbet (just like you did to nbt :p:p) and with a marked reduction in violence, yur not mellowing in yer old age r ya? r iz it just dat tha rebels knackered ya out so much. :D
I hear you an em are an item now
Takin well Lizbet (just like you did to nbt :p:p) and with a marked reduction in violence, yur not mellowing in yer old age r ya? r iz it just dat tha rebels knackered ya out so much. :D
I hear you an em are an item now
Great picture babs.......really funny........xxx Mind wouldnt miss your e-mails you old tart.:D:D:D:D:D
I prefer HE MALES luv, ere’s poor old nbt after you got through with him :p
I prefer HE MALES luv, ere’s poor old nbt after you got through with him :p
You are not gonna be popular on here love with the prices i see you charging for some of you and your sexual anticts.
Travel Lodge too, now thats really upmarket.........;););)
D’ONT TOUCH WATCHCHA CAN’T AFFORD
I don’t come cheap, in fact I don’t come at all. I’m the ultimate 24/7 escort after 50 years of my syd bangin away I’m lucky ta have a pulse neva mind a pussy :eek:.
U of all slappers know what I’m talking bout Lizbet, Gordan packs a mean meat n two veg an I know he tried to spit roast ya once or twice :p
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 17:13
Speaking of Pat Butcher. I heard she was also a prostitute once. She worked for Johnny Allen. Her and Babs done duos together.
Speaking of Pat Butcher. I heard she was also a prostitute once. She worked for Johnny Allen. Her and Babs done duos together.
All true..............xxxxxxxxxxx:):):)
I was on standby as the search and rescue party sent in when the odd punter got lost 'on the job'.
Happened more often then you’d think :eek:
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 17:21
How about yourself and Elizabeth do a duo together
How about yourself and Elizabeth do a duo together Hows about NO:eek::eek::eek:
How about yourself and Elizabeth do a duo together
Age before beauty Clint and dirt before the brush, she couldn’t take the pace mate. She’d be cramp’in my style and scaring da punters. I know punter like eye contact when aving a bj but days eye contact an then day’s wot Lizbet does
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-owl-eyes-fence1.jpg
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 18:01
Their lovely eyes. Pity about the duo. I was going to put on a batman outfit.
Oven Ready Eddie
21-12-08, 22:39
Their lovely eyes. Pity about the duo. I was going to put on a batman outfit.
Can I come as 'Robin'?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/FoolsBatman.JPG
don't be a plonker all yer life Clint, yah know it makes sense:D
Can I come as 'Robin'?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/FoolsBatman.JPG
don't be a plonker all yer life Clint, yah know it makes sense:D
That was brilliant wasn't it............they arrived at the wake - then they asked trig what he cam as - he replied a chauffeur........Classic.........oh well one day we'll be millionaires that one was brill too 6.5 mill for the pocket watch.......classic.
Clint Eastwood
22-12-08, 15:26
No Elizabeth Im no chicken. Im only one person and that is Clint. I dont have wood at the end of my name for nothing.
Pity it got woodworm n dry rot init?
Clint Eastwood
22-12-08, 18:16
No it doesnt. I use ronseal. Ron n Reg recommended it to me Ron really. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Just like Elizabeth.
Check out Lizbets ingredients mate it says
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Btw u two make a loverly couple
http://i20.tinypic.com/2hoxlj4.jpg
Check out Lizbets ingredients mate it says
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Btw u two make a loverly couple
http://i20.tinypic.com/2hoxlj4.jpg
You got rid of that little irritation yet or are you still scratching away at those crabs
You leave me ta worry about me crabs luv, u just worry about yer wedding night. They d’ant call em east ‘wood’ for naffing
mind ya d'ant get splinters :p