Happy Christmas to all the gorgeous men and women on E-I!! XXX

[Irish Fiona]

Hello all!!
All of a sudden i'm feeling the biggest nostalgic Christmassy feeling and i want to wish you all a happy, relaxed and peaceful Christmas! And may the new year be a saucy naughty and sexy one for you all!!!

I hope santa remembers my present......... i asked him for a new pal for my rabbit!!!

Woo hoooooooo!!!!!

Lots and lots of Christmas kisses to you all

Love fi fi XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Oven Ready Eddie]

Pals names not Duracell by any chance?

Get stocked up now or the rabbit might be rogered and far from rampant come St. Stephens day. :D:D:D

[Irish Fiona]

I will call this one the silver surfer!!!!
He surfs fi's waves of loveeeeeee!!!!!!

He he he heeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[Oven Ready Eddie]

Well if he’ the silver surfer then I guess I could be compared to Spiderman. I cling on for dear like and look for the next solid surface to shoot my web onto before I collapse in a heap on the ground. :D

Don’t go out to far riding those waves now, we don’t want you getting into difficulty in deep water………hang on…..who am I kidding, Fiona’s about the last Escort on Earth that that’s gonna happen to. :o

Is there a manual or safe pass course you have to do before you’re left out onto the street with a weapon like that, its like the yoke Scofield and Burrows have been after all this time, don’t let Teabag or Gretchen catch you with it….well maybe let Gretchen have a go, she’s a bit tense at the best of time’s.

Safe surfing and give it holly this festive season :cool:

[Clint Eastwood]

Happy Christmas to you too Fiona. I wouldnt mind finding you in my stocking Christmas morning.

[ber]

AH Fiona
Is it only the gorgeous guys and gals ure wishing happy xmas to
what about thoose of us that are not so gorgeous:(:(:(:(

[Irish Fiona]

Ah but you are alllll gorgeous in my eyes........ well most of ye!! Tee hee!!

And Ber you are one of the most gorgeousest of all!!!

Big wet smoochy kiss to you!!

And Clint, i would only love to polish your gun some time...... ;)

Ho ho ho!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[thehighwayman]

I have a gun also, if you want to polish it:D

[Ron n Reg]

R old blunderbuss could do with a rub of brasso also. We never knew Fiona was a gunsmith on top of everything else.

You could say she is locked, stocked and has two smoking hot barrels :D

[Clint Eastwood]

I saw her first you wankers.

[Hot Lizzy]

Happy Christmas to you too Fiona. I wouldnt mind finding you in my stocking Christmas morning.


You bastard, you just asked me to marry you - Fiona he's a two timing hussy just ignore him - or you can have him and the engagement is off.

All i want for Christmas is a juke box..........Buy one please..........someone - anyone???


Kisses and seasons greetings to you all, ho ho ho......xxx

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

ah fiona
is it only the gorgeous guys and gals ure wishing happy xmas to
what about thoose of us that are not so gorgeous:(:(:(:(


guapooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :d

[Clint Eastwood]

Dont be calling me a bastard Elizabeth, I have a father. I find it sexy when your all dominant with me. I would never 2 time you Elizabeth. I was just flirting with her. Im jealous too of all the men that had their wicked way with you in Cork. Dont worry old Clints eyes wont stray from you. Wherever you go Im behind you like your shadow. Lets start our own cum dancing and make some little Clints and Elizabeths. As I said before I have that jukebox for you. All you have to do is marry me.

[Hot Lizzy]

Dont be calling me a bastard Elizabeth, I have a father. I find it sexy when your all dominant with me. I would never 2 time you Elizabeth. I was just flirting with her. Im jealous too of all the men that had their wicked way with you in Cork. Dont worry old Clints eyes wont stray from you. Wherever you go Im behind you like your shadow. Lets start our own cum dancing and make some little Clints and Elizabeths. As I said before I have that jukebox for you. All you have to do is marry me.


All you have to do is get your eyes off all those flusies then you smooth talker, you know how jealous i can get - you are mine all mine - dont think that im so stupid that i havent seen you with your nose up some of those Christmas Ms Santa Clause's - frankly I am begining to bore of you.

You non-stop talk to lots of others and you want to know what i think - i think its pay back time - I'm leaving you for another man..........you think i am going to tell you who it would be - think again sweetie cos im not going to tell you.........see if i care.

All i want is a neck rub is that so much to ask for...........Brucie will have to be seen to as he lied as to whom the winner of the show was tonight - that damned Holby Doctor won -

The tired escort is off to her bed now..........as she has things to do tomorrow and is totally cream crackered.

[Clint Eastwood]

I wouldnt mind going to bed with you Elizabeth and giving you a good cream crackering. Remember I busted you out.

[Babs]

They always come back ta babs in da end Lizbet. suck it up and move on. accept ya aint got what it takes ta keep a man like arry appy, stick ta what ya does best luv, spit and polish and bein a scruba :p

[Hot Lizzy]

They always come back ta babs in da end Lizbet. suck it up and move on. accept ya aint got what it takes ta keep a man like arry appy, stick ta what ya does best luv, spit and polish and bein a scruba :p


You were supposed to be away with Clarence touring.........thats what she told me, so how did your tour go darling.........yeah i do need a map you can be assured of that - still i think that Ireland can manage without me knowing where the heck I am - Its all about where Brown Thomas is I would imagine that or of course your favourite shop - Penny's or Primark .............

I am the swallow or spit queen so naff off and find yourself a little ditty Babs - always remember that i know where your son is darling and that little girl of yours Sam Mitchell - Ohhhhhhhhhh so who's baby is the little one then.........aye go on tell us or do i have to go onto Wikie to see whats the latest.

Hope you had a fruitful tour......... xxx (NOT) :D:D:D

[Clint Eastwood]

Sam Mitchell, now she was hot. I wouldnt mind plundering her.

[Hot Lizzy]

Sam Mitchell, now she was hot. I wouldnt mind plundering her.


You sun of a gun you...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just about had it with you.

Fiona...........he is all yours and you can polish his you know what any time you like.

We are through..............end of


Your ex:mad::mad::mad:

[Clint Eastwood]

I only have eyes for you Elizabeth. My gun is all cocked ready for your action.

[Ron n Reg]

But did you shoot 5 or 6 times?……..well?……..did ya punk? :p

[Clint Eastwood]

I shot 7 times to be precise. Once all over her face and another on her titties.

[Babs]

With Magnum force? On Lizbet? Was she good, bad or just ugly? For a few dollar’s more you coulda had me :D

[Clint Eastwood]

Thanks but no thanks Baps. Elizabeth is the only lady for me.

[Babs]

Yule come crawlin back. Lizbet d'ant do bareback neither Mr sidesaddle :mad:

[Clint Eastwood]

Bareback is bad for you I hear. Of course she doesnt do that shes a lady. Im engaged now so I wont be crawling back to you or anyone. Only one lady for me.