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eoghan
17-12-08, 13:51
i did, i nearly won it i swear 2 fuc :D

thank yous all 4 votin 4 me, as yous all foun out the hole thing was rigged so all calls from ireland were placed on hold unable to vote like, you kno like.

there was wan million people from derry alone that cudden get thru, never mine the people from cookstown or dungannon even :eek:

thon wan simon coul, he fleeced yous all :eek:

and he TOUCHED me wan day :eek:

theyr,re lukin me 2 b the leadin wan in the new big IRISH MUSICAL :D

its called something like

river dance and song factor, gerry adams superstar, celebrity the troubles, on roller skates, get me out of here!!!!

Epsilon
17-12-08, 13:58
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eoghan
17-12-08, 14:17
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ack, 4 fucs ake, youre worse than thon wan simon coul wi yer SMARTY BIG PUT DOWNS :( :( :(

at least i got 2 see cheryl cole undressing one day thru the keyhole of her changin room and then she was playin wi herself. :D

fucs ake, by the time i,d me zipper down i,d already cum :(

bet u wish u,d hair like moine :p

thehighwayman
17-12-08, 17:05
I heard the reason you didn't win was because it was past your bedtime. No children after 9.00pm:D And nearly isn't good enough:D

eoghan
17-12-08, 17:12
I heard the reason you didn't win was because it was past your bedtime. No children after 9.00pm:D

rite enuff, half me voters must ave been in BED :(

which only left all the ould dolls

and everyone from DONEGAL :p

Thank you for voting 4 me highwayman :)

ITS A PITY YOU TRIED TO REVERSE THE CHARGES U TITE HEURE :mad:

thehighwayman
17-12-08, 17:17
I'm glad you didn't win with that attitude. I wouldn't waste my money voting for you:D

Black Bess
17-12-08, 17:58
AYE WEE EOGHAN, DEAD ON

Sur that’s naut tha ownly thang about him that’s tight :eek::p

NAGH BODDER

eoghan
17-12-08, 18:05
I'm glad you didn't win with that attitude. I wouldn't waste my money voting for you:D

u need my attitude if ya wanna be number wan

its called superstarness and u wooden kno about it highwayman :rolleyes:

your still doin ur 1 man showband round the pubs in cavan and leitrim and at weddings receptions :p

wat about ur daniel o,donnel tribute performance act that was a total failure :p

whereas i got 2 see cheryl cole big mound when i dropped my pencil and luked up her skirt. she was wearin wee pink panties :D

and i got a warm rush up me mickey and me y-fronts got sticky again :o

thehighwaywoman
17-12-08, 18:15
Sure I have to dynamite his wallet open he’s so tight :D:D:D

HIYA HUNNYBUN BTW

be home soon, soon as bess pulls the finger out, traffic's a bitch

but so am I!!!

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thehighwayman
17-12-08, 19:15
My God my family has followed me on to this site:D Will you forgive me dear for seeing escorts:D

thehighwaywoman
17-12-08, 19:28
Wotcha think I’ve been doing all day hunnybuns?

You booked me one day and never even knew it was me as I had the mask on. Naughty little minx am'int I

I’m bringin home the bacon sweet lips, fancy a rasher or a quik pork? :):):)

thehighwayman
17-12-08, 21:54
I'm waiting here at home all evening and you still didn't show up. Where are you still working I would say.Your embarassing me showing up here like this. I told all the escorts I was single. Your not going to stop me seeing escorts.What other punter has his other half on an escort site.

thehighwaywoman
17-12-08, 22:31
I'm waiting here at home all evening and you still didn't show up. Where are you still working I would say.Your embarassing me showing up here like this. I told all the escorts I was single. Your not going to stop me seeing escorts.What other punter has his other half on an escort site.

Feel free to ride any horse in the race hunny, you know I would never break you in but I’m letting every ho know that its me you come home to and get your oats and that you are spoken for.

Made a mint today hun very busy in the rebel county today for some reason might stay a day or two more so don’t do anything I wouldn’t do and if you do make sure they pay you for it.

Get a piece of highwaywoman boys and ergo have one for the road.

Shergar
19-12-08, 17:26
AYE WEE EOGHAN, DEAD ON

Sur that’s naut tha ownly thang about him that’s tight :eek::p

NAGH BODDER

hes a big horn-ball, the first time thehighwayman had his wicked way with me, he took me to the cliffs in donegal.

i had to stand right at the edge and the dirty brute stood behind so i had to keep thrusting back to stop falling over the edge :eek: :o

gene hunt
19-12-08, 19:55
hes a big horn-ball, the first time thehighwayman had his wicked way with me, he took me to the cliffs in donegal.

i had to stand right at the edge and the dirty brute stood behind so i had to keep thrusting back to stop falling over the edge :eek: :o

ok, thehighwayman, youre busted :mad: so youre a horse bum bandit as well??? theres bound to be a law against that :mad: though maybe NOT in ireland :D doesnt matter, YOU ARE GUILTY :D come quietly and hand yourself in :)

thehighwayman
19-12-08, 21:44
Listen here you bent 70s copper, for a start I'm no Man Utd fan. I'm an Arsenal fan, and don't make any jokes about Arsenal and arses. I thought it was only soapstars you were after.

gene hunt
20-12-08, 11:40
Listen here you bent 70s copper, for a start I'm no Man Utd fan. I'm an Arsenal fan, and don't make any jokes about Arsenal and arses. I thought it was only soapstars you were after.

ARSENAL????? arsenal.......?

back in my day half the bloody team were from ireland :rolleyes:

thats right, back then...THEY REALLY DESERVED TO BE CALLED THE GUNNERS :D

look at em now, bunch of froggy frenchmen :mad: doesn,t that tell you enough about their manhood???????? bah...

its not looking good for you highwayman :( we,ve got 2 witness statements, straight from the horses mouth so to speak :rolleyes:

AND we,ve got this new thing called furensicks which is gonna save me some sore knuckles :D

we have FOUND this here packet of sweatie oats when we searched you when you were sleeping :D is this what you use to lure these horses?????

WE,RE GOIN TO STITCH YOU UP GOOD AND PROPER :cool:

looks like you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers mr thehighwayman :D



although there is a way out of it these soapstars, you seem to know a bit about them, dont you.

right heres the deal

youre going help me set a couple of them up.......

so..are you going to help the forces of law and order OR are you going to Her Majestys Patricia,s Broadmore for the rest of your life :confused: :D

Hot Lizzy
20-12-08, 16:56
ARSENAL????? arsenal.......?

back in my day half the bloody team were from ireland :rolleyes:

thats right, back then...THEY REALLY DESERVED TO BE CALLED THE GUNNERS :D

look at em now, bunch of froggy frenchmen :mad: doesn,t that tell you enough about their manhood???????? bah...

its not looking good for you highwayman :( we,ve got 2 witness statements, straight from the horses mouth so to speak :rolleyes:

AND we,ve got this new thing called furensicks which is gonna save me some sore knuckles :D

we have FOUND this here packet of sweatie oats when we searched you when you were sleeping :D is this what you use to lure these horses?????

WE,RE GOIN TO STITCH YOU UP GOOD AND PROPER :cool:

looks like you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers mr thehighwayman :D



although there is a way out of it these soapstars, you seem to know a bit about them, dont you.

right heres the deal

youre going help me set a couple of them up.......

so..are you going to help the forces of law and order OR are you going to Her Majestys Patricia,s Broadmore for the rest of your life :confused: :D


I caught a glimpse of the bastard in Cork..........having a glass of milk stout with some French Benders......... yeah come on you stand and deliver..........

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Your so Awful..........But i like you........xxxxxxxx The hot one:p

Clint Eastwood
20-12-08, 17:56
So do you spit or swallow Elizabeth.

Hot Lizzy
20-12-08, 18:10
So do you spit or swallow Elizabeth.


Now Clint why would you need to ask me that - you know you came to see me in Dublin and Galway and Cork..........surely you must remember, especially what we did to that room in Galway before we left the hotel.........

Lets just say, those cleaners really earned their money. Nobody fucks with us now do they old buddy. Those dames Carmen and Malena want me to add them as friends, what do you think..........I'm not feeling charitable im getting off here to watch the best show in the West (End of London) Strictly Come Dancing and boy did I come strictly or not with you and it we sure weren't dancing.........loved it bent over the table.......now thats what i call busted.

You would of course have to ask NinebyThree about that though cos he was hot on that front.......well all sides - real stallion.........talking of stallions where are the stallone's and Arnies gone........damn they were such fine actors, just loved him in the film with the swinger guy - Danny de Vito - TWINS........

Ciao boys this lady has some serious T.V. to watch.........got a stiff neck, still thats all part of this job......... The Swallow or Spit Listerine Queen........retiring at a town near you soon.

Clint Eastwood
20-12-08, 18:18
Of course I remember Elizabeth. It was quite something in Dublin, Cork and Galway. They had to close down that hotel as I couldnt stop cuming. The cleaners must have had the shock of their lives. What must they have thought with 20 large empty bottles of listerene.

Have you a stiff kneck dear, Ill give it a special massage while you watch Brucie on cum dancing. Ill rub my magnum up and down your kneck every which way but loose.

nick cotton
20-12-08, 21:57
i got 2 see cheryl cole big mound when i dropped my pencil and luked up her skirt. she was wearin wee pink panties :D
and i got a warm rush up me mickey and me y-fronts got sticky again :o

hello son :) your a good lad, bit like me at your age :) well done at winning kid, here have a tin of beer. :) i,m going to be around here for a while, we could be friends, you and me :) yeah, we could have fun, DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH KID? :):D

eoghan
23-12-08, 09:51
hello son :) your a good lad, bit like me at your age :) well done at winning kid, here have a tin of beer. :) i,m going to be around here for a while, we could be friends, you and me :) yeah, we could have fun, DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH KID? :):D

Ay nick, i dont have many friends, its a lonely life being a superstar :( them wans from JLS got me high :) and then they wedgyed me :mad: my shuck was sore 4 a week :( can i have some more of urs nick? its sorta like wen you stand up quickly :)

annasavicha
23-12-08, 12:25
This is funniest sh1t in a while i ve red

nick cotton
23-12-08, 13:49
This is funniest sh1t in a while i ve red

ello ZOE :) so how the ma of my son ashley been? :)

lets you and me get back together, i am a reformed man now :) you know you can trust me zoe :) do you want me to put that bag of money into the bank for you darlin :)

nick cotton
23-12-08, 13:57
Ay nick, i dont have many friends, its a lonely life being a superstar :( them wans from JLS got me high :) and then they wedgyed me :mad: my shuck was sore 4 a week :( can i have some more of urs nick? its sorta like wen you stand up quickly :)

ello kid :) you and me will fix JLS good and proper son but first an emergency has cropped up :(

i need this package delivered son, it has.....like charity things for the ...er...police, see. so we dont want to spoil it for em. so you avoid the police at all costs and say naught if they catch you with it, or you,ll spoil the charitable surprise. :)

go on son, theres 50 pence and a dirty magazine in it for you kid :)

Clint Eastwood
23-12-08, 14:02
Oi Cotton you stay away from that wee Eoghan. Dont you remember what happened your son. Have you got amnesia. Your not getting your hands on Zoe shes on the Bionic woman now. Or is that a different Zoe your talking about. I didnt watch it in the 80s it was so dull and depressing back then. I heard you put Arfur up to stealing the Christmas fund.

Hot Lizzy
23-12-08, 14:07
Oi Cotton you stay away from that wee Eoghan. Dont you remember what happened your son. Have you got amnesia. Your not getting your hands on Zoe shes on the Bionic woman now. Or is that a different Zoe your talking about. I didnt watch it in the 80s it was so dull and depressing back then. I heard you put Arfur up to stealing the Christmas fund.


Hes evil............don't go messing with him - a thief and he has the hots for that poor little whitney.........oh my what is this place coming to......feeling all giddy....... xxx


I have a picture of my son here to show the little zoe lass........my bradley......

nick cotton
23-12-08, 14:19
Oi Cotton you stay away from that wee Eoghan. Dont you remember what happened your son. Have you got amnesia. Your not getting your hands on Zoe shes on the Bionic woman now. Or is that a different Zoe your talking about. I didnt watch it in the 80s it was so dull and depressing back then. I heard you put Arfur up to stealing the Christmas fund.

stay outta the way "uncle" eastwood. :mad: your not family :mad: blood is thicker than.....magnum bullets.

you remind me of Eddie Royle, hes passed on now,:( apparently he sprung a leak :) :rolleyes:

so come round to me ma,s house, relax, put your feet up, take off your bullet proof vest and ma will make you a cuppa her prize-winning char mate :D

nick cotton
23-12-08, 14:24
Hes evil............don't go messing with him - a thief and he has the hots for that poor little whitney.........oh my what is this place coming to......feeling all giddy....... xxx


I have a picture of my son here to show the little zoe lass........my bradley......

you av a lie down ma, :) i,ll make you a cuppa tea, it has special healing properties ma :D

bradleys just like mark fowler, he aint coming back :D

what days pension day ma? :) if youre tired i can go collect it for you :)

Clint Eastwood
23-12-08, 14:37
Come on Nick, cotton on to yourself. I wont be taking off my vest when your around sunshine. And you stay away from Whitney. Shes got some voice. She can shatter glass singing I will always love you. I thought Janine would be more your type.

eoghan
23-12-08, 15:41
ello kid :) you and me will fix JLS good and proper son but first an emergency has cropped up :(

i need this package delivered son, it has.....like charity things for the ...er...police, see. so we dont want to spoil it for em. so you avoid the police at all costs and say naught if they catch you with it, or you,ll spoil the charitable surprise. :)

go on son, theres 50 pence and a dirty magazine in it for you kid :)

bout ya mister, luk i,m not stupid mr. i think i should listen to mr clint and mrs hot lizzy. they sorta remind me of simon cowel and danni minogue.

i seen dannii minogues panties you know :) i dropped my watch of my wrist and luked up her skirt when pickin it up.

SHE HAD PINK PANTIES ON :D BUT YOU CUD SEE THE SPIDERS LEGS :eek:

but i,d still ate me chips out of them :)

anyway i,m not doing your stupid errant :p

annasavicha
23-12-08, 16:00
ello ZOE :) so how the ma of my son ashley been? :)

lets you and me get back together, i am a reformed man now :) you know you can trust me zoe :) do you want me to put that bag of money into the bank for you darlin :)


Oh,Nasty Nick,i m happy you going to be back....
We can get back together if you tell Ashley to dump his bike and start to play with bguns or something,as i don't want to spend that bag of money on his funeral,or we need to take down that laundrette he can crush into.....

I can trust you????

Than please tell me who s the mother of your daughter,and don't lie and pretend u don't know!!!!!!!!


Ehm,yeah,please lodge that money,and i want a new car for Christmas,and new UGG boots

nick cotton
23-12-08, 17:21
Oh,Nasty Nick,i m happy you going to be back....
We can get back together if you tell Ashley to dump his bike and start to play with bguns or something,as i don't want to spend that bag of money on his funeral,or we need to take down that laundrette he can crush into.....

I can trust you????

Than please tell me who s the mother of your daughter,and don't lie and pretend u don't know!!!!!!!!

Ehm,yeah,please lodge that money,and i want a new car for Christmas,and new UGG boots

i,m not nasty nick no more, see. :) turned to god i did after i survived the big ?:o..... :) make us a cuppa tea there zoesavicha :)

you havent changed a day :) alright, i,ll get back with you since you want me to, :) we,ll just forget there was an ashley or a launderette wall :)

you know i cant pretend to you zoesavicha, i cant tell you no lies :)

i,ll pm you the name of the mother of my daughter, just dont tell a soul, especially me Ma Liz. it would ruin the new years day special if it got out :(

yeh, just one sugar when youre making tea there luv :)

nick cotton
23-12-08, 18:17
bout ya mister, luk i,m not stupid mr. i think i should listen to mr clint and mrs hot lizzy. they sorta remind me of simon cowel and danni minogue.

i seen dannii minogues panties you know :) i dropped my watch of my wrist and luked up her skirt when pickin it up.

SHE HAD PINK PANTIES ON :D BUT YOU CUD SEE THE SPIDERS LEGS :eek:

but i,d still ate me chips out of them :)

anyway i,m not doing your stupid errant :p

you dont have to do the errant son :) i know youre not stupid :)

does this glue smell like its gone bad?????? :) here have a sniff and tell me :)

you,re a smart kid, youre a superstar, look i,ll give you £1 and a porno video :)

have another sniff son :)

wheeeeeee!!!!!!! :D :D

i need you to go up on a roof for me son, one of those roof window latches is needin fixing :)

up you go now :)

JR Ewing
23-12-08, 18:45
Step aside Nicholas, the real king of soap is here now.

annasavicha
23-12-08, 19:00
i,m not nasty nick no more, see. :) turned to god i did after i survived the big ?:o..... :) make us a cuppa tea there zoesavicha :)

you havent changed a day :) alright, i,ll get back with you since you want me to, :) we,ll just forget there was an ashley or a launderette wall :)

you know i cant pretend to you zoesavicha, i cant tell you no lies :)

i,ll pm you the name of the mother of my daughter, just dont tell a soul, especially me Ma Liz. it would ruin the new years day special if it got out :(

yeh, just one sugar when youre making tea there luv :)

Aw,darling,Nick,i will make you a tea,and coffee,and everything else......can we make love tonight,i m dying to cum......

I haven't changed,but u hopefully have,no violence,no lies,and no spanking my ass when we make love......

Ok,PM me the name,and don't worry about your Ma,darling,there s always tomorrow and there are still so many days to poison her properly :D

one sugar....just like always.....i think i love you again....:rolleyes:

JR Ewing
23-12-08, 19:16
You sound to be a bit of a go-er. I think I'll give you a call sometime.

Hot Lizzy
23-12-08, 19:31
You sound to be a bit of a go-er. I think I'll give you a call sometime.


Seems you forgotten about your wife sue behind bars........you swine.

:p:p:p:p

nick cotton
23-12-08, 20:15
Aw,darling,Nick,i will make you a tea,and coffee,and everything else......can we make love tonight,i m dying to cum..one sugar..just like always..i think i love you again..
thats a good girl :) you were always one of my favorites :) do ya think my clothes smell zoesavicha? You av a machine dont you luv? Sure i can soak in your bath while you work :) i need you to hide this suitcase, it has a er....."present" ..... in it so dont be mouthing off about it, darlin. i,ll be home late, dont wait up :)

JR Ewing
23-12-08, 20:45
Seems you forgotten about your wife sue behind bars........you swine.

:p:p:p:p
And it would seem you have forgotten about your husband to be who happens to be behind bars :p:p:p Now you'll be coming running to uncle JR when the money dries up. I'll be good enough for you then. I know a few bent cops who could be influenced by me. So if you keep me sweet you will see your Clint sooner than you expected :)

boss hogg
23-12-08, 21:24
And it would seem you have forgotten about your husband to be who happens to be behind bars :p:p:p Now you'll be coming running to uncle JR when the money dries up. I'll be good enough for you then. I know a few bent cops who could be influenced by me. So if you keep me sweet you will see your Clint sooner than you expected :)

Howdy partner! she been my little Sugar Plum Dumplin once a week for a long time now. :D old clint didn,t seem that keen on sharing :( good to see ya JR, time to make money and have fun :D

Hot Lizzy
23-12-08, 21:37
And it would seem you have forgotten about your husband to be who happens to be behind bars :p:p:p Now you'll be coming running to uncle JR when the money dries up. I'll be good enough for you then. I know a few bent cops who could be influenced by me. So if you keep me sweet you will see your Clint sooner than you expected :)


You don't think that i can't cross a few palms with silver then????

I can have my congigals with him and a few of the other guys as a Christmas pressie for the boys and staff - could be lots of fun - and think of that nick - hes out of clink and he could of had some of the real stuff instead of his usual.......

Gang Bang Bitch rape......still i hear thats how he likes it now.

T.hee old dot has got so much money that she could buy the massuds out and ian beale - hes my hero ian beal great character - so do tell who are all these people hiding behind all the alias's. wanna play who are you...........i dont have a clue but it could be fun to see if we can work out who they are.

Ron n reg..........i got no idea but thanks for writing with your e-mail - hope you read what the scum wrote........ also to all those of you that wanted to see the mail - very strange - i dont quite understand how the account has been closed down but if its down to you pat due to what was written thank you.........would love to know.


LET MY CLINT GO FREE.........PLEASE I WANT TO MARRY HIM CHRISTMAS DAY IN MY JEANS AND A COWGIRL SHIRT AND OF COURSE A J.R. HAT YEAH HA........ RIDE EM COWBOY - WHICH REMINDS ME WHERE IS MY RODEO MAN THESE DAYS I MISS HIM.

XXXXXXXXXX The Hot One.;););)

Clint Eastwood
23-12-08, 21:47
I can be your rodeo guy Elizabeth. You can do bronco with me anytime. A good old fashioned cowboy wedding sounds good. Ill do my best to get out of jail before that. Prison Break is on at 10 so Ill get some ideas from there. I done it once when I was in Alcatraz.

annasavicha
25-12-08, 19:06
thats a good girl :) you were always one of my favorites :) do ya think my clothes smell zoesavicha? You av a machine dont you luv? Sure i can soak in your bath while you work :) i need you to hide this suitcase, it has a er....."present" ..... in it so dont be mouthing off about it, darlin. i,ll be home late, dont wait up :)

Thanks for being so kind that i m on your favorites,but i dont want to be favorite,i want to be the only one,well....at least first one.
Your clothes smell a bit roi,but i am having a constant flue,it s winter at the end,so we can wash them in spring. My bath was a bit busy,my lesbian fling was sitting in it,as i always like em clean,and washed and nice smelling. But now when you out i wont need her any more,.....if u practice on your tongue skills ;)
So what am i going to get in that suitcase this year as er...."present"?......do i have to hide it as well?

Ok,be home late,but dinner is going to be cold,so no point for me cooking,you can eat one left from last nite,cold is cold.......and don't wake me if you horny`......just slide it in and be gentle:rolleyes:;)

nick cotton
25-12-08, 23:33
i want to be the only one,well...first one. now you out i wont need her any more,.....if u practice on your tongue skills ;)
So what am i going to get in that suitcase this year as er...."present"?......do i have to hide it as well? and don't wa ke me if you horny`.
ello precious :) look i brought you some flowers :) dont worry about the IN MEMORY OF card on them, the.....er........florist .....er...made a cock up... Yeh, a cock up :) babe, i,d luv a strong drink :) thanks. :) A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME J.R EWING BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU :mad: :mad: TELL ME THE TRUTH? lets just push your face into your xmas dinner, see if it helps you remember :D

JR Ewing
26-12-08, 20:36
Of course I was flirting with Anna. I always have time for young sexy women :D :D :D Good to see you back on Eastenders Nick :D

Clint Eastwood
26-12-08, 20:43
Im loving your new avatar Elizabeth. Ive come over all giddy now.

annasavicha
29-12-08, 20:41
ello precious :) look i brought you some flowers :) dont worry about the IN MEMORY OF card on them, the.....er........florist .....er...made a cock up... Yeh, a cock up :) babe, i,d luv a strong drink :) thanks. :) A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME J.R EWING BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU :mad: :mad: TELL ME THE TRUTH? lets just push your face into your xmas dinner, see if it helps you remember :D

Hello,darling,emmm,yeahhh......i did acceepted his position for the secretary job,but i was afraid to tell you after you confessed how did u killed that Red Cock,so i just wanted to save his life,and as for being a secretary,i am just doing my job,so........i dunno,i m confused.............:confused:

We did not had sex,i promise,i m in Eastenders,he s in Dallas,and plane tickets so expensive and recession now,so youre safe

annasavicha
29-12-08, 20:43
Of course I was flirting with Anna. I always have time for young sexy women :D :D :D Good to see you back on Eastenders Nick :D

Ou, Mr Ewing,please don't sack me,i will try not to mix my private life with job,and ll sort this out,i want to keep my job.....
:o

Oven Ready Eddie
29-12-08, 20:58
My bath was a bit busy,my lesbian fling was sitting in it,as i always like em clean,and washed and nice smelling.

So what am i going to get in that suitcase this year as er...."present"?......do i have to hide it as well?

Yip I agree. I always like my lesbians clean, and washed and nice smelling and funnily enough I keep them in the bath as well. :)

I don’t know what’s in the suitcase but it can’t be any worse then what Kat had in her suitcase in that competition.

And what’s this about nick killing a red cock? He’s not talking about me is he as he’s been trying to choke the chicken since he was knee high to Dots ashtray :D

annasavicha
29-12-08, 21:39
Yip I agree. I always like my lesbians clean, and washed and nice smelling and funnily enough I keep them in the bath as well. :)

I don’t know what’s in the suitcase but it can’t be any worse then what Kat had in her suitcase in that competition.

And what’s this about nick killing a red cock? He’s not talking about me is he as he’s been trying to choke the chicken since he was knee high to Dots ashtray :D


Actually i was soaking her in bath,she been cheating on me somewhere around town,so i just wanted to get that dirt off her....



There s the Red Cock storry,i was hiding under the table making this foootage with a camera phone at the time,quality is not the best,but i tried......
YouTube - Nick Tells Den that He beat Reg Cox to death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ3OSCMsJtk)

Oven Ready Eddie
29-12-08, 22:12
Actually i was soaking her in bath,she been cheating on me somewhere around town,so i just wanted to get that dirt off her....



There s the Red Cock storry,i was hiding under the table making this foootage with a camera phone at the time,quality is not the best,but i tried......
YouTube - Nick Tells Den that He beat Reg Cox to death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ3OSCMsJtk)

I understand now, sorry, my mistake. God that clip of Eastenders takes me back, you had a camera phone before they were even invented :cool:

annasavicha
30-12-08, 00:32
Emmm,i m working for C.I.A,don't blow my secret ur litle,smart cock!!!

Oven Ready Eddie
30-12-08, 02:08
Emmm,i m working for C.I.A,don't blow my secret ur litle,smart cock!!!

Does CIA stand for

Cute
Irresistible
Anna

And the IFSC stand for

I
Fancy
Some
Chicken ?
:):):)

annasavicha
30-12-08, 13:56
Shhhhhhhh..........
CockInside
Anna

Oven Ready Eddie
30-12-08, 20:00
Shhhhhhhh..........
CockInside
Anna

Why are we whispering? I want the world to know I’ve got the best digs in the world and you ain’t getting me out for love nor money :D:D:D