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they,re all fecking GUILTY, i know it, i dont need no evidence i can tell by their foreign looks - mr BABA KABABA and his gang of cloth hatted tandori tossers
THEY ARE DANGEROUS - DO NOT APPROACH -
THEY WILL THROW THEIR SHOES AT YOU :eek:
bunch of jumped up market stall traders :mad:
da burka boyz
16-12-08, 14:31
ere!!! copper!!! Slam on da brakes of da cortina and take a gander out of da pa san ger winda man.
Ya c dat little tiny dot on da horizon?………………….c it yet? The wan getting bigga an bigga an bigga…
Dat be da crew of da burka boyz airways as wez r headed yur way bro, so steps on the gas man an high tail it out off r patch and we iz comin in fo a bumpy landing rite on da bonnet of yur clapped out old mo tah an when we gets r hands on u we iz gonna take r slippa’s to yu ass.
Na which ones the switch ta da landing gear boyz? whoops forgot, we neva bovvered learning ta land
ere!!! copper!!! Slam on da brakes of da cortina and take a gander out of da pa san ger winda man.
Ya c dat little tiny dot on da horizon?………………….c it yet? The wan getting bigga an bigga an bigga…
Dat be da crew of da burka boyz airways as wez r headed yur way bro, so steps on the gas man an high tail it out off r patch and we iz comin in fo a bumpy landing rite on da bonnet of yur clapped out old mo tah an when we gets r hands on u we iz gonna take r slippa’s to yu ass.
Na which ones the switch ta da landing gear boyz? whoops forgot, we neva bovvered learning ta land
NNNNNAAAAaaaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEW!!!!! that was a close one. :cool: stupid Guptas all started prayin like feck and turned the plane toward Meccer missing ME :eek: SAVED BY THE SALAT :D
i hope you boys like SPAIN, cos my boss say your all going to Guantanamo Bay if you get out of that wreckage :)
BIFF!!!!!!! BIFF!!!!!!!! BASH!!!!!!!!
oi, YOU 4 COME BACK HERE!
OI, SINBAD, COME BACK.....
damn the rest of then at least i,ve one well secured :D
da burka boyz
16-12-08, 16:24
We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink
Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz
We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink
Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz
HA HA, you bungling burgers :p i,ve rang the special police FLYING SQUAD and let them know THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT cos the plane IS ONLY crashing in ireland :D
RIGHT SQUAD!!! :cool: time to bring this LISSY-OSAMBO in for questioning.:rolleyes:
you all know what SHE LOOKS LIKE -
Women BURKAS look like a cross between Coronation Street's Betty Turpin and the Ark Royal.:eek:
We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink
Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz
bout yous lads? i,m the wee young blonde wan from x factor, you know like.
did yous vote 4 me, r fellas?
why r yous boys following me around with a big sack? have yous got somthin in it 4 me?
yous needin thing of putin me in it, 4 every1 knos my face, i,m the wee wan from X-factor you know.
da burka boyz
17-12-08, 15:34
Lizzie/Osama (praise be ta allah) has orda’d a fatwah on uz blondie mullet bro an as soon as wez get da crate fueled up we iz comin afta yoz wiv r slipper’s.
we crashlanded wiv sum style on a street called ‘O CONE ANAL’ street r somink, got like a needle fingy at one end dat we clipped on landin/crashin/dive bomin.
Yo dayz r numba’d E man, da burka boyz ave been givin a mission from god (lizzie) an her wrath is a sight ta c
Kiss dat annoyin little whipet u were slippin da tounge to backstage on da x facta goodbye bro
we iz takin it in turns ta do dis,
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whoops sorry man r miztake dats on fridays init lads. we meant dis
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acually naw man dats wrong n all, thats mondays....look it we'll fink a someink
Lizzie/Osama (praise be ta allah) has orda’d a fatwah on uz blondie mullet bro an as soon as wez get da crate fueled up we iz comin afta yoz wiv r slipper’s.
we crashlanded wiv sum style on a street called ‘O CONE ANAL’ street r somink, got like a needle fingy at one end dat we clipped on landin/crashin/dive bomin.
Yo dayz r numba’d E man, da burka boyz ave been givin a mission from god (lizzie) an her wrath is a sight ta c
Kiss dat annoyin little whipet u were slippin da tounge to backstage on da x facta goodbye bro
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]we iz takin it in turns ta do dis,[/SIZE]
whoops sorry man r miztake dats on fridays init lads. we meant dis
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acually naw man dats wrong n all, thats mondays....look it we'll fink a someink
:eek::eek::eek: MAMMY!!!!!! :(:(:(
H.....E.......L.....P.......
THESE BOYS ARE TRYING TO DO A J.L.S ON ME :eek::eek:
yous are oul heure-begs fruits, yous are like a bundle of dirt-begs from dung-anon or cole-island or somwher :mad:
who is this FARTWA Lizzie/Osama??????? :confused:
i never herd of the wan caled Lizzie/Osama gettin to the final of X-factor and NEARLY winning :D like i done :)
da burka boyz
17-12-08, 17:11
:eek::eek::eek: MAMMY!!!!!! :(:(:(
H.....E.......L.....P.......
THESE BOYS ARE TRYING TO DO A J.L.S ON ME
Iz all comin out now man
spill the beanz yoz little tyrone twerp or its da size 10 slippa fo u
Btw b4 we fatwah yo ass how do uz get yur hair so nice bro?, wez kah’nt do a fing wiv r’s somedaz
we hav a bad hair day every frick n day man an it a’int rite, not rite at tall.
Sorry E man wherewoz we………oh yah slippa for the nippa wan it?
Iz all comin out now man
spill the beanz yoz little tyrone twerp or its da size 10 slippa fo u
Btw b4 we fatwah yo ass how do uz get yur hair so nice bro?, wez kah’nt do a fing wiv r’s somedaz
we hav a bad hair day every frick n day man an it a’int rite, not rite at tall.
Sorry E man wherewoz we………oh yah slippa for the nippa wan it?
bout yous lads, EVERYONE loves my hair, all the fellas in co tyrone over 12yrs old is now trying to get a hair cut like mine. :D Dymna,s unisex in dungiven has a queue down the street now, u kno!
i,ll tell yous boys but its a bit of an embarrassing secret. :o so dont tell any1 ;)
DO YOUS PROMISE NOT TO THROW YER SLIPPERS AT ME????????? :(
see, thon wan cheryl cole, the heure gives me the biggest DOSE of the ROOT adult-dickadult-dick i seen her bending over at the auditions and i went all bleary eyed and this warm stickyness filled my Y-fronts :eek: i didnt wan her 2 see a stain in me crotch so i stuck me hand in through the hole in me pocket, scooped up the warm sticky stuff and rubbed it into me hair. :eek:
15 mins later it happened again :eek: and again......and again.......and again....and so on.......
so lads if yous want hair as brilliant as mine just keep rubbing that white sticky stuff that comes outta yer micky into yer hair :cool:
Clint Eastwood
18-12-08, 14:55
No wonder your hair looks so poofy
No wonder your hair looks so poofy
aye, ur just jealous clint :p
so many women love me hair and they they,re must really think i,m funny too cos they,re always laffin at me
my girlfriend dianne doesn,t think i,m poofy
just to prove it SMELL MY FINGER :cool:
nick cotton
21-12-08, 11:22
aye, ur just jealous clint :p
so many women love me hair and they they,re must really think i,m funny too cos they,re always laffin at me my girlfriend dianne doesn,t think i,m poofy
just to prove it SMELL MY FINGER :cool:
eastwood is jealous son, because hes baldy and old, you,ve a future he does,nt. THANKFULLY me MA HAS DUMPED HIM :) here son have a puff of this funny cigarette, it,ll make you feel better :)
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 14:51
No your ma hasnt dumped me. Im going knowhere nicker boy. I dont take no for an answer. Im here to stay.
No your ma hasnt dumped me. Im going knowhere nicker boy. I dont take no for an answer. Im here to stay.
Clint, do i look like i would turn out a boy that looked like that for god sake - he isnt my son and im not his mother...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh:eek::eek::eek:
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 17:06
You learn something new everyday.
nick cotton
21-12-08, 17:35
Clint, do i look like i would turn out a boy that looked like that for god sake - he isnt my son and im not his mother...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh:eek::eek::eek:
Ello Ma :) just passin, is that the sound of the kettle i hear boilin? :) i,m dying for a cuppa ma :D did you get all your xmas shoppin done in poundstretchers again ma? bye ma and god bless, see i,m a religous man now ma :) i remember the day and hour i was saved from my sins ma :) bless you for your kindness ma, see i,m goin round collecting for charity ma, giv us some money for charity Ma :)
eastwood is jealous son, because hes baldy and old, you,ve a future he does,nt. THANKFULLY me MA HAS DUMPED HIM :) here son have a puff of this funny cigarette, it,ll make you feel better :)
Thanks nick, ur the only wans been nice 2 me. here luk wot i stole. its a pair of kims knickers from girls aloud. here av a wee sniff, i,d eat me chips outta nadines. got 2 go, thers millions of wee girls, oul dolls and donegal men in dungiven 2nite 4 me homecomin
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 18:02
Thats you nicker boy always asking for money. Your a bad penny.
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 18:05
Hello Eoghan. Any chance of cuming to Dubbers. Theres alot of hairy friendly men that would be glad to see you. Boyzone were happy to see you. Bring those nickers with you and can you put them around your head.
experienced punter
21-12-08, 18:06
Is there no end to this utter Bullshit:rolleyes:
Hello Eoghan. Any chance of cuming to Dubbers. Theres alot of hairy friendly men that would be glad to see you. Boyzone were happy to see you. Bring those nickers with you and can you put them around your head.
Jeeze Not so experienced punter has thrown a wobbly - think that he just cant cut it in the soap opera section - he aint got no sense of humour - Clint make my day.
Thanks babe......... if you dont want to then ask ron and reg....... xx:D:D:D
experienced punter
21-12-08, 18:24
God knows if only u knew me I'm a genuinely happy guy but anyway Your opinion is irrelevant though its just hard to believe this new 'Ireland is great' vibe with u You are such a dreadful hypocrite An awful liar& I dont believe a word that comes from you Now make my day & GO AWAY:D
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 18:28
Ill make your day anytime Elizabeth all you have to do is ask.
Miserable user
21-12-08, 18:31
Is there no end to this utter Bullshit:rolleyes:
I thought I was miserable. What exactly do you want in a Soap Opera section ffs
Ill make your day anytime Elizabeth all you have to do is ask. Please feel free hes a racist and there is no room for him..........
I dont like him - you wouldnt believe that a woman stood him up 3 times, the sucker went to meet this bird three times and i felt sorry for him/her who the fuck knows...........probably just a liar liar pants on fire...........tee hee...........another one bites the dust.........show me where i have grovelled-i dont do grovelling - why - cos i just dont need to.........all i did was say was........ahhhhhhhhh cant be fucked. Ohhhhhhhh he made me swear and i never do that.:eek::eek::eek:
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 18:34
Theres no end to this is the answer. Happy Christmas slainte.
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 18:35
Swear away Elizabeth. I find it sexy. Come on call him a fcking B*st*rd