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i know for a fact that clint eatwood is GUILTY, its not totally proven yet but 5 mins alone of my special questioning techniques will have him singing like a budgie
oh yes, Clint is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
hes as gay as a bloody Christmas Tree! Mind you, he is a little touchy on the subject, being a twisted Catholic with an elderly mother and all, so I wouldn't go mentioning it to him... he has slipped you a Mickey, tied you up and bounced on your ding-a-ling.
your on my list clint, youre like something outta BONEY M
Clint Eastwood
16-12-08, 13:38
Whats your problem with poofs. Nothing wrong with them. As if one would fancy you anyhow you homofobe. How do you think Im a woofter. Theres only one person for me and that is Elizabeth. Shes not a man the last time I checked.
Whats your problem with poofs. Nothing wrong with them. As if one would fancy you anyhow you homofobe. How do you think Im a woofter. Theres only one person for me and that is Elizabeth. Shes not a man the last time I checked.
thats sounds like a confession to me mr eatwood :D
WHO IS THIS MISTER ELIZABETH??? :mad::mad: :mad:
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS SIGN
or you,ll be getting another FISTFUL OF SPAGETTI :mad:
TAKE THIS......
Clint Eastwood
16-12-08, 14:26
I like spaghetti by the way. Are you calling my Elizabeth a man you cretin. Your no better than that midget Dennis Waterman. Ill never admit to any crime never.
I like spaghetti by the way. Are you calling my Elizabeth a man you cretin. Your no better than that midget Dennis Waterman. Ill never admit to any crime never.
YOU WANT MORE BIFFS EATWOOD :mad: :mad: :mad:
your eyes are starting to PLAY MISTY FOR ME mr eatwood :D
have a tissue, dry your eyes, there, there :o
all you have to do is SIGN your name HERE, HERE and HERE and you,ll be out of here and away back to see this Mr Elizabeth........:)
IVE BEEN IN THIS FORCE A LONG TIME mr eatwood, just let me guide your hand.......
C......L.......I.....N.........T... E......A.....T......W......O.....O......D..........
thats the way its done in this force mr eatwood :D
NOW HERE,S YOUR FRIGGIN FONE, CALL WHOEVER YOU LIKE :D :cool:
you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers!.
Clint Eastwood
16-12-08, 20:54
Your nothing but a homophobic, racist english wanker.
Your nothing but a homophobic, racist english wanker.
And you’ve only gone an bleedin proposed ta one. stick da boot in gene me ole mucka
Your nothing but a homophobic, racist english wanker.
Thank you :) OF COURSE I AM but it doesn,t make me a bad person :rolleyes:
anyway, how do you think i done so well in the force? look how many crims i,ve found guilty who are now behind bars :D it mighten be FAIR but it gets results, RESULTS! :D
No time for namby pamby political nicey nicey, suck nanny,s titty state protection for crims who are GUILTY!
Do your wack mr eatwood, maybe your mr elizabeth will come visit you behind bars :D
nick cotton
21-12-08, 11:08
YOU WANT MORE BIFFS EATWOOD :mad: :mad: :mad: your eyes are starting to PLAY MISTY FOR ME mr eatwood :D have a tissue, dry your eyes, there, there :o all you have to do is SIGN your name HERE, HERE and HERE and you,ll be out of here and away back to see this Mr Elizabeth........:) IVE BEEN IN THIS FORCE A LONG TIME mr eatwood, just let me guide your hand...C.L.I.N T..E.A.T.W.O.O.D. thats the way its done in this force mr eatwood :D NOW HERE,S YOUR FRIGGIN FONE, CALL WHOEVER YOU LIKE :D :cool:
He is guilty mr hunt, eastwood tried to steal the biggest pot of gold on the planet, ME OL MA,S HEART
He is guilty mr hunt, eastwood tried to steal the biggest pot of gold on the planet, ME OL MA,S HEART
He's a wrongen Mr Hunt he said he wanted a fag........oh i think whilst he was at Her Majesties Pleasure he became a bum bandit - probably the boys found their bitch to fiddle with..........Coeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr I come over all giddy.
Better go sit in the Launderama and have a fag whilst washing all them clean clothes - i mean - where else do you go for a ciggie these days and what with Heather helping out and her eating all that cheese - it aint pleasant, she is lactose intollerant and never stops farting........ them clothes is probably cleaner before we get our ands on em.
He's a bad boy That Nick - you just ignore him or do him for being a bum bandit - makes my skin crawl so he does.
Dizzy Lizzy xxxxxxxxxxxx
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 14:54
I didnt know he was a bum bandit. Interesting good to know.
I didnt know he was a bum bandit. Interesting good to know.
You know this Mr Hunt business going on and on about not liking these poofs etc which is so not P.C. well me think he doeth protest to much - what do you think.
You can tell me cos personally nobody will be reading this just you and me all cosy by the fire-side........:):););)
gene's a bum bandit aw rite, e took uz down da cop shop n beat a confession out of uz, won’t tell yah wot we used ta rite it wiv, lez just say we ave lead in r pencils n he earned every word we can tell ya. :eek:
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 15:10
That sounds nice and cosy just me and you. Gene Hunt is as gay as a kite. He is stalking me. He sends me nasty pms telling me what hell do to me when he catches up with me. He keeps on making gay references like hes getting close to ymy ass and hell have me any which way he can. I clicked on his profile one day and it said he was viewing a gay male escort. Frenchdick or something like that he was called.
That sounds nice and cosy just me and you. Gene Hunt is as gay as a kite. He is stalking me. He sends me nasty pms telling me what hell do to me when he catches up with me. He keeps on making gay references like hes getting close to ymy ass and hell have me any which way he can. I clicked on his profile one day and it said he was viewing a gay male escort. Frenchdick or something like that he was called.
Mr Eastwood that picture of you with that gun is really turning me on.......oh monsieur you are spoiling me...........xxxxxxxx;););)
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 15:18
That picture could soon turn into a reality if you play your cards right Elizabeth.
That picture could soon turn into a reality if you play your cards right Elizabeth.
Think you are getting confused with Brucie, cos thats his famous line, well one of them anyways...........:D:D:D
Clint Eastwood
21-12-08, 17:03
Wait untill you see my real gun Elizabeth
YOU WANT MORE BIFFS EATWOOD :mad: :mad: :mad:
your eyes are starting to PLAY MISTY FOR ME mr eatwood :D
have a tissue, dry your eyes, there, there :o
all you have to do is SIGN your name HERE, HERE and HERE and you,ll be out of here and away back to see this Mr Elizabeth........:)
IVE BEEN IN THIS FORCE A LONG TIME mr eatwood, just let me guide your hand.......
C......L.......I.....N.........T... E......A.....T......W......O.....O......D..........
thats the way its done in this force mr eatwood :D
NOW HERE,S YOUR FRIGGIN FONE, CALL WHOEVER YOU LIKE :D :cool:
you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers!.
REMEMBER YOUR CONFESSION MR EASTWOOD :D
we have now receive fresh evidence from a certain mister theh*ghwayman that you are THE BIGGEST IMPOSTER HERE AND HAVING BEEN USING AN ALIAS!!!!
and i believed him :) so i,ve rewritten your confession and RE-SIGNED IT FOR YOU :D
what indeed about your rights mr east clintwood :p :D
You have the right to remain silent but anything you do say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choke to death. Gene Hunt, Chapter 1, verse 2
Clint Eastwood
23-12-08, 16:29
Thats it Im going to be locked up for Christmas. Ill come quietly. I was ging to have a showdown with nasty Nick its not going to happen now. Elizabeth help me out here. If Im locked up I cant spend Christmas with you. Remember I busted you out before.
REMEMBER YOUR CONFESSION MR EASTWOOD :D
we have now receive fresh evidence from a certain mister theh*ghwayman that you are THE BIGGEST IMPOSTER HERE AND HAVING BEEN USING AN ALIAS!!!!
and i believed him :) so i,ve rewritten your confession and RE-SIGNED IT FOR YOU :D
what indeed about your rights mr east clintwood :p :D
You have the right to remain silent but anything you do say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choke to death. Gene Hunt, Chapter 1, verse 2
He doesnt have the power to do anything, there is only one boss here that can do anything and is known in these parts as Patricia queen of hearts - one of your smooth talking lines and she should be putty in your hands - ignore him he is full of talk -
He doesnt have the power to do anything, there is only one boss here that can do anything and is known in these parts as Patricia queen of hearts - one of your smooth talking lines and she should be putty in your hands - ignore him he is full of talk -
OK miss brolly knickers :p if that skirt was any higher I could see what you had for breakfast. :D
I do believe you have something illegal in your procession which warrants a search i do believe :)
BEND OVER AND TOUCH YOUR TOES MISS :D
thats right.....now i,m going to fit my police probe......thats right.....
hmmmmmmmm....
thats right..........ahhhhhhh......
oh miss hot lizzy i dont think youve enjoyed a police search as much as this one :D
Clint Eastwood
23-12-08, 18:16
Its one thing arresting me Gene. But leave my Elizabeth alone. Ill come quietly as long as you keep your grubby hands off her.