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Hot Lizzy
14-12-08, 16:42
Carlos and Lizzy have to tell you that we have gone into business together - right this very second Carlos is out getting said product for selling on the open market.......... Nothing dodgy or Illegal or off the back of a lorry - sorry ron n reg we have gone Kosher for this deal.

Its Butt Pluggers - these are made from Pine Cones from a forest in Denmark, Dublin all begin with the same letter - anyway........these 'Pine Cones' come in handy at so many levels - Carlos thinks that they would make great Butt Plugs, not sure on how this is going to work but there are so many other ways to use this 'Pine Cone' - we have 'for the Ladies' the Vibrating Cone which i have tried - of course - which was to say the least was a whole new experience for me i have to say.........fabulous - no really not giving you the sales pitch it was, just buy one to find out how good it really is.

We too have the cock enlarger for the 'Gents' that want to achieve that posing pouch that ladies will admire from afar, no need to get close up cos this little beauty is going to make you look like a 'Porn Star' - really Carlos has modelled it for me......you are so gonna love it guys........

At the moment with business as it is we are of course doing specials on any of the above so if you want to call to find out please feel free to do so.........

You will find our no.s in any good sex shops - Anne Summers for example have them in their stores - Worldwide - they cannot order enough - selling like hot cakes - really.

Have fun like you never had before.......we are offering a special for our first customer in Dublin and Cork and one customer in the U.S.A. we are sending Dolly one of the butt plugs so that she can try it with her special Lube - oh and we are selling that too.

Seasons greetings from Carlos and Myself........God bless you & A Merry Christmas to All of you and of course tiny tim........... dont worry scrouge will pull through for you.
Clint Eastwood
15-12-08, 00:12
I like the sound of that Elizabeth. Can you give me a demonstration.
Hot Lizzy
15-12-08, 10:11
I like the sound of that Elizabeth. Can you give me a demonstration.


Carlos is demonstrating in dublin and i am demonstrating this in Cork. Take your pick.

I have to say i did prefer your other avatar.........thats not so cool.
Babs
15-12-08, 11:42
i am demonstrating this in Cork.

GORDAN BENNETT!!!

For a sec there I faut u said u woz menstruating luv but dat’s not possible at r age now is it?
carlos marvado
15-12-08, 14:17
Howld yur wisht Babs, we've got a special version of the pine fresh butt plug just for ya.....it's called the "Enforcer" love. Reg n Ron will bring it round to yours later and apply it for ya.

I hope your ould Sid was a big man, cause you'll need to be bloomin flexible for this toy. You'd better shut the Old Vic......don't want the customers havin to listen to your screams.....do we? :D:D:D
Hot Lizzy
15-12-08, 16:36
GORDAN BENNETT!!!

For a sec there I faut u said u woz menstruating luv but dat’s not possible at r age now is it?

Gordon Bennet indeed.........it is still possible at my age cos im not the same age as you granny.........:p:p:p
SANTA BAD ASS
15-12-08, 16:44
you naughty little gits everyones changed what they want now so i'm gone to need a million or so of these little buggers before christmass eve
Clint Eastwood
15-12-08, 21:58
I think I would rather you demonstrate it for me Elizabeth. I dont bat for the other team. About my avatar Elizabeth. I have to try and keep young and up with the times. Well Im only 25. Really 75 but this loreal for men is doing wonders for me.
roryman
15-12-08, 23:47
Actually the pine cone is a pagan symbol of fertility and eternal life

and errr, the Pope carries a staff with a pine cone on it! and he has a massive bronze one in his garden! :eek:
carlos marvado
15-12-08, 23:55
Actually the pine cone is a pagan symbol of fertility and eternal life

and errr, the Pope carries a staff with a pine cone on it! and he has a massive bronze one in his garden! :eek:

What, even the Pope shoves a pine cone up his jacksie?

I hope it's one of mine.


Do you hear that Lizzy? The Papal warrant ......"by appointment to his Holiness Pope Benedict XVI." We're made............forget Cork........I'm sending you a plane load to Heathrow. :D:D:D

Thanks for the good news Roryman.
Clint Eastwood
16-12-08, 14:08
If its good enough for the pope its good enough for me. As long as Elizabeth shoves it up my crack Ill be happy.
Clint Eastwood
16-12-08, 14:41
I heard someone called WASP ordered a truck load of them. I hear he's an anal virgin. The salesman asked did he want to return them. He said he wouldnt SWAP them for anything.
carlos marvado
16-12-08, 15:09
I heard someone called WASP ordered a truck load of them. I hear he's an anal virgin. The salesman asked did he want to return them. He said he wouldnt SWAP them for anything.

Well Clint, I do declare, that's the best news I've heard all day.....better even than the pope's endorsement. Are you seriously telling me that the biggest alpha male testosterone filled swinging mickey of them all has finally decided to bend over and take it like a man.

At least then he will be able to talk about what those poor ladies have to put up with from first hand knowledge. It's in the eleventh commandment....." verily I say unto thee, thou shallst not talketh the talk unless thou hast first walketh the walk.....unless thou beeist a vessel, empty save for hot air". Book of Marvado 5:16.

But then again, as Victor Meldew would put it ..... "I don't believe it!

I'll suspend judgement on the matter until it has been independently verified. I only trust one person around here to verify anything independently. Patricia....are you there? :D:D:D
Clint Eastwood
16-12-08, 21:23
I know all about bending over and taking it like a man back in Alcatraz. I used to hate the showers and I dare not turn my back or drop the soap.
Babs
16-12-08, 22:21
Howld yur wisht Babs, we've got a special version of the pine fresh butt plug just for ya.....it's called the "Enforcer" love. Reg n Ron will bring it round to yours later and apply it for ya.

I hope your ould Sid was a big man, cause you'll need to be bloomin flexible for this toy. You'd better shut the Old Vic......don't want the customers havin to listen to your screams.....do we? :D:D:D

that pussy tease clint as only gawn an givin me da heave ho me latin loverly, owe bout u bring da enforcer round da vic an u can roll out my barrel? I'm in da market for a real man who knows e's onions, do u know yur onions sweet cheeks?