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My most humble thanks to those that came to visit me whilst I was at Her Majesty's Pleasure, it most certainly would not have been the same with out all that came to visit me - It made it bareable & I would like to thank you all individually and for those that came to visit I need to name and thank personally, especially those that got the rules 'bent' for me - I know not how they did it but it would seem that they do have connections in all places! Thanks for visiting when you were sent the order out to you.
Firstly I must thank of course the wonder Clint Eastwood for busting me out with a couple of sticks of dynamite, my ears are no longer ringing now and my heart felt thanks go out to you - I heard on the grapevine that you are making a movie about this beakout from HM prison - cool let me know who is playing the part of me.
Next I would like to thank Bruce Forsyth for his kind words or encouragement to keep my chin up, just like he does.
Gene Hunt that managed to get me a job in the kitchen's the top dog job there, although to secure this position I did have to show my thanks to several of the Warders, i must add that this was no hardship and frankly rather enjoyable for all concerned.
Johnney Allen for slipping in the mobiles for myself and Tanya Branning with whom i shared a cell - she alas is still in there but has taken to prison life well and I gave her my O2 Top-Up cards, should last her a while.
Al Pacino did come by and made them an offer they couldn't refuse, I am not in a position to say what the offer was, all i know is that I got treated much better after his short visit.
Thehighwayman did come too, unfortunately still wearing his mask and carrying with his his guskits, so not able to pass the gates where he had tied up Black Bess.
BBJ another not allowed to pass the gates either due to his foul language and telling them that they were all slags and that he was the daddy and to shut it - also he arrived at the same time as Big Daddy69 and there was a bit of a row as to which of the two of them was the daddy - boys grow up.
Patricia came by too just to take a look and make sure that I was still there with her own eyes - thanks for that. Where did you think I was sunning myself on some beach somewhere exotic?
To those that I would like to call nasty and horrible I would have to mention Clarence Hiltern, she new where the bail money was but didn't post it. I will deal with you in my own sweet time, just when you aren't expecting it!
Nasty, Nasty letters from a little lad called the bar tender - he knows who he is - sending me text messages whilst there but of course i was well up and about making breakfast for all the inmates and had the phone on silent. His mate Danny de Vito tried to get in touch but couldn't reach the dial in the pay phone but he is terribly short and very busy with some of his swinger friends too!!!
So a Big Thank You goes out to you all xxx The Hot One - Free At Last xxx
My most humble thanks to those that came to visit me whilst I was at Her Majesty's Pleasure, it most certainly would not have been the same with out all that came to visit me - It made it bareable & I would like to thank you all individually and for those that came to visit I need to name and thank personally, especially those that got the rules 'bent' for me - I know not how they did it but it would seem that they do have connections in all places! Thanks for visiting when you were sent the order out to you.
Firstly I must thank of course the wonder Clint Eastwood for busting me out with a couple of sticks of dynamite, my ears are no longer ringing now and my heart felt thanks go out to you - I heard on the grapevine that you are making a movie about this beakout from HM prison - cool let me know who is playing the part of me.
Next I would like to thanks Bruce Forsyth for his kind words or encouragement to keep my chin up, just like he does.
Gene Hunt that managed to get me a job in the kitchen's the top dog job there, although to secure this position I did have to show my thanks to several of the Warders, i must add that this was no hardship and frankly rather enjoyable for all concerned.
Johnney Allen for slipping in the mobiles for myself and Tanya Branning with whom i shared a cell - she alas is still in there but has taken to prison life well and I gave her my O2 Top-Up cards, should last her a while.
Al Pacino did come by and made them an offer they couldn't refuse, I am not in a position to say what the offer was, all i know is that I got treated much better after his short visit.
Thehighwayman did come too, unfortunately still wearing his mask and carrying with his his guskits, so not able to pass the gates where he had tied up Black Bess.
BBJ another not allowed to pass the gates either due to his foul language and telling them that they were all slags and that he was the daddy and to shut it - also he arrived at the same time as Big Daddy69 and there was a bit of a row as to which of the two of them was the daddy - boys grow up.
Patricia came by too just to take a look and make sure that I was still there with her own eyes - thanks for that. Where did you think I was sunning myself on some beach somewhere exotic?
To those that I would like to call nasty and horrible I would have to mention Clarence Hiltern, she new where the bail money was but didn't post it. I will deal with you in my own sweet time, just when you aren't expecting it!
Nasty, Nasty letters from a little lad called the bar tender - he knows who he is - sending me text messages whilst there but of course i was well up and about making breakfast for all the inmates and had the phone on silent. His mate Danny de Vito tried to get in touch but couldn't reach the dial in the pay phone but he is terribly short and very busy with some of his swinger friends too!!!
So a Big Thank You goes out to you all xxx The Hot One - Free At Last xxx
Sure i came to see you, crazy bitch. But i came to see you in Rampton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampton_Secure_Hospital).. not holloway.
remember you crazy bitch, cause i told you that You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.
I know it may be a bit fuzzy cause of all the drugs you was on..
do you remember you pyjamas?http://agencyspy.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/straight-jacket.jpg
you kicked up fukin murder cause you wanted them in versace so they put you in the comfort suite.. remember?
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o295/sixxfingers/The%20Padded%20Cell/ThePaddedCell-2.jpg
now it was for your own protection..
Is this it? That's what it's all about, Lizzy? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a escort. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma.
Okay, here's the story. You come from the gutter. I know that. You got no education... but that's okay. You know the street, and Your making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping you. You could go right to the top.
clarence hilten
13-12-08, 14:04
To those that I would like to call nasty and horrible I would have to mention Clarence Hiltern, she new where the bail money was but didn't post it. I will deal with you in my own sweet time, just when you aren't expecting it!
So a Big Thank You goes out to you all xxx The Hot One - Free At Last xxx
Pooooeey ducky NO :mad: i never done nothing :(
sob sob Lizbet, you see there was a big scary man, 7 ft 5 he was and built like BALOO ;)
he sees me and starts chasing me shouting "wait till i get my...er...mitts on you"
OoooohhhHHHH I NEARLY WET MYSELF :eek:
I screamed at him "ITS LIZBETS MONEY, TO GET HER OUT OF JAIL"
well just for a moment he pawsed ;) before grabbing me by the short and curlies.
OOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i cried
he had your suitcase of money off me and was waddling away like a big BALOO and i just fainted :o
then later this luverly man woke me up. he was on a big horsey and was wearing a mask, i thought it must be the lone ranger but his horse was black so it couldn,t be. and he had 2 musket pistols instead of 2 smith and westerns.
SO, the nice man on the highway gave me a big bag of money and told me to go buy myself some new pink frocks to cheer myself up. so i did. :)
he was just soooo luverly Lizbet, i cant remember his name, but i wish you could meet him someday. it would be just sooooooo ROMANTIC
luvey ducks
CLARENCE
Pooooeey ducky NO :mad: i never done nothing :(
sob sob Lizbet, you see there was a big scary man, 7 ft 5 he was and built like BALOO ;)
he sees me and starts chasing me shouting "wait till i get my...er...mitts on you"
OoooohhhHHHH I NEARLY WET MYSELF :eek:
I screamed at him "ITS LIZBETS MONEY, TO GET HER OUT OF JAIL"
well just for a moment he pawsed ;) before grabbing me by the short and curlies.
OOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i cried
he had your suitcase of money off me and was waddling away like a big BALOO and i just fainted :o
then later this luverly man woke me up. he was on a big horsey and was wearing a mask, i thought it must be the lone ranger but his horse was black so it couldn,t be. and he had 2 musket pistols instead of 2 smith and westerns.
SO, the nice man on the highway gave me a big bag of money and told me to go buy myself some new pink frocks to cheer myself up. so i did. :)
he was just soooo luverly Lizbet, i cant remember his name, but i wish you could meet him someday. it would be just sooooooo ROMANTIC
luvey ducks
CLARENCE
I have taken you out of my will - you are no relation to me and don't tell any more porkies or its back to living with Al Pacino again -
Good bye and I do hope you find true love........somehow I am doubting it though!!!:p:p
clarence hilten
13-12-08, 15:41
I have taken you out of my will - you are no relation to me and don't tell any more porkies or its back to living with Al Pacino again -
Good bye and I do hope you find true love........somehow I am doubting it though!!!:p:p
ho ho, :D out of your will Lizbet????? :rolleyes:
oh dear :( me and baby pompom will just have to survive on that suitcase of money you USED to have ducky
thanks for telling me where it was hidden sweet ducky lizbet :)
i,m going on holiday with clint eastwood and highwayman and johney allen and all the ones you want to marry :D
so nnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :p:p:p
lotsa luvey ducks
CLARENCE
ho ho, :D out of your will Lizbet????? :rolleyes:
oh dear :( me and baby pompom will just have to survive on that suitcase of money you USED to have ducky
thanks for telling me where it was hidden sweet ducky lizbet :)
i,m going on holiday with clint eastwood and highwayman and johney allen and all the ones you want to marry :D
so nnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :p:p:p
lotsa luvey ducks
CLARENCE
Anyone but Ewan to win the x-factor is all i have to say to you hes a stupid little snivelling wretch that cannot even sing........
You also dont know how to spell any of your beau's names correctly - its thehighwayman and johnney allen............
You sad pink woman you......... and that suitcase is the money that i was given by a certain someone else - Max Branning and its all funny money - enjoy trying to use it - i have that money somewhere you will never find it........:p:p
Love to you my darling Clarry.............. xxx Your Hot Neice.........:D:D:D
clarence hilten
13-12-08, 16:58
Anyone but Ewan to win the x-factor is all i have to say to you hes a stupid little snivelling wretch that cannot even sing........
You also dont know how to spell any of your beau's names correctly - its thehighwayman and johnney allen............
You sad pink woman you......... and that suitcase is the money that i was given by a certain someone else - Max Branning and its all funny money - enjoy trying to use it - i have that money somewhere you will never find it........:p:p
Love to you my darling Clarry.............. xxx Your Hot Neice.........:D:D:D
OOoooooohhhhhHHHHHH XCUSEY MY SPELLING my darling ducky NEICE some of us aren,t perfect :rolleyes: :D :D :D
repeat after me
ITS I BEFORE E, EXCEPT AFTER C...............honestly the standard of english miss lizbet :rolleyes: and you supposed to be a secretary and what have you.:eek:
moneys all spent ducky -(you didn,t think i,d put it in a bank now :rolleyes:
AND his names EOGHAN not ewan, an nice Irish name :D
COS HES GOING TO WIN IT FOR IRELAND, Co Tyrone and for his dear old granny :) and his multitude of juvenile aunts :D
up ducky
CLARRY
Clint Eastwood
13-12-08, 19:38
No problem Elizabeth. I really enjoyed our night of passion last night. I will make a motion picture of your escapade. Who could play you better than yourself. There is one actress who looks like you. I cant remember her name. She was in eastenders. The one that was married to Billy Michell. I know your hotter so you can have the part. Leave Tanya to rot in those cells. Shell be good company for biggerpaws. Who I call grizzly adams.
No problem Elizabeth. I really enjoyed our night of passion last night. I will make a motion picture of your escapade. Who could play you better than yourself. There is one actress who looks like you. I cant remember her name. She was in eastenders. The one that was married to Billy Michell. I know your hotter so you can have the part. Leave Tanya to rot in those cells. Shell be good company for biggerpaws. Who I call grizzly adams.
Oh dont say that about Tanya...........she saved me from slitting my writs in the nick with a top up card.......... actually it didn't even make a mark still the thought was there.
Bigger is a maggot now.........and i am released from there, almost forgotten how to use the other part of the site.........kisses gorgeous.........you havent aged at all - amazing you must tell me who you see for the plastics fantastics........ xx The hot one xx
Its good ta see ya out an about Lizbet, ow r da wide open spaces lookin ?
OOoooooohhhhhHHHHHH XCUSEY MY SPELLING my darling ducky NEICE some of us aren,t perfect :rolleyes: :D :D :D
repeat after me
ITS I BEFORE E, EXCEPT AFTER C...............honestly the standard of english miss lizbet :rolleyes: and you supposed to be a secretary and what have you.:eek:
moneys all spent ducky -(you didn,t think i,d put it in a bank now :rolleyes:
AND his names EOGHAN not ewan, an nice Irish name :D
COS HES GOING TO WIN IT FOR IRELAND, Co Tyrone and for his dear old granny :) and his multitude of juvenile aunts :D
up ducky
CLARRY
Up yours ducky i want the North London Bird to win......... Come on Alexandra............
Still i prefer strictley myself......... gonna get the boys to rig the votes.........so nerrr.
They have pondlife on there and some other bands too.........god give us a break.:eek::eek::eek:
Its good ta see ya out an about Lizbet, ow r da wide open spaces lookin ?
Great thanks..........looking good and feeling fine......... whatja gonna do bout tanya then fellas.
Get this friggin competition fixed and get the lines fucked so that they vote for alexandra a proper North London bird.
Or come to that anyone to win but that whinging cry baby Euan...........
Nice one lads.......... keep it clean though make it look like its Kosher - right!
The hot one no longer a maggot still Bigger chap is one now and grovelling - hasnt worked cos the Pat is the Guvna.
:D:D:D:D
Great thanks..........looking good and feeling fine......... whatja gonna do bout tanya then fellas.
Get this friggin competition fixed and get the lines fucked so that they vote for alexandra a proper North London bird.
Or come to that anyone to win but that whinging cry baby Euan...........
Nice one lads.......... keep it clean though make it look like its Kosher - right!
The hot one no longer a maggot still Bigger chap is one now and grovelling - hasnt worked cos the Pat is the Guvna.
:D:D:D:D
Dat little blonde midget will meet wiv n accident wiv a can of hairspray Lizbet as dats wot he spends mosta e’s time fixin, it in da bag Lizbet, na worrys, you strech those long loverly legs in gen chat an stop n smell da roses, me n the brov always like ta do that afta a strech inside. But don’t tell no one as we is hard bastards right!!!!!
Dat little blonde midget will meet wiv n accident wiv a can of hairspray Lizbet as dats wot he spends mosta e’s time fixin, it in da bag Lizbet, na worrys, you strech those long loverly legs in gen chat an stop n smell da roses, me n the brov always like ta do that afta a strech inside. But don’t tell no one as we is hard bastards right!!!!!
Secret is always safe with me lads........ so whatja put in the hair spray........cos hes dun his bit and he didnt choke...........sadly:mad:
Clint Eastwood
13-12-08, 21:57
I have been with alot of women. The good, the bad and the downright ugly. But you are one of a kind Elizabeth. You have got the sex factor.
I have a good plastic surgeon from LA. I just had my hip done. I nearly done my hip again with my heroics with you.
Secret is always safe with me lads........ so whatja put in the hair spray........cos hes dun his bit and he didnt choke...........sadly:mad:
It aint wha we put in da hairspray Lizbet its were we freatened ta ram it home if n ya folla r meanin it got da job dun and he got kicked of. any ovva little odd jobs u need doing our sweet?
It aint wha we put in da hairspray Lizbet its were we freatened ta ram it home if n ya folla r meanin it got da job dun and he got kicked of. any ovva little odd jobs u need doing our sweet?
Boys, I have tried and tried to put my add on for folk to see that i am coming to Cork and i cannot sign in with my e-mail or hotmail accounts just wont let me - can you get Sarah or Patricia to help me please sweeties.........
Thanks boys..........take care - said the old North London Girl would win Alexandra - Well done lads you dun good.
Lizzy xxx:):):)
I have been with alot of women. The good, the bad and the downright ugly. But you are one of a kind Elizabeth. You have got the sex factor.
I have a good plastic surgeon from LA. I just had my hip done. I nearly done my hip again with my heroics with you.
Want me to come and kiss it all better.........again and again and again and again.............you sure do have the sex factor - stay pure for me.
The hot one awaits your call and she will be there for you ...... xxx:cool::cool: