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SANTA BAD ASS
11-12-08, 16:14
OK SO ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS & I'M WARNING YOU ALL PISS ME OFF & IT'L BE EMPTY TREES FOR THE LOT OF YA!!!
Now its all santa i want this santa i want that, well what the fuck do i get a few biscuits A GLASS OF MILK FFS!!
NO sons of bitches this year we're doin things different santas not doin fuck all if my demands arent met!!!
First of all bring back the bacon!! You people seem to forget im watching all year round so i know its all down to farmers havin unprotected sex with the pigs YE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE GIVE IT A REST you people seem to think they just kill them nonono They slaughter them & then they slaughter them!!!
Second of all this is what i want under my fuckin tree this year & i know i'm in the right place to get it WHOS GAME BALL FOR A FESTIVE ROASTING FROM SANTA
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As for my other demands there none of your buisness slags SANTA DONT HAVE TO TELL NOTHING TO NOBODY ITS BETWEEN ME & RUDOLF!!!
clarence hilten
11-12-08, 17:44
OK SO ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS & I'M WARNING YOU ALL PISS ME OFF & IT'L BE EMPTY TREES FOR THE LOT OF YA!!!
Now its all santa i want this santa i want that, well what the fuck do i get a few biscuits A GLASS OF MILK FFS!!
NO sons of bitches this year we're doin things different santas not doin fuck all if my demands arent met!!!
First of all bring back the bacon!! You people seem to forget im watching all year round so i know its all down to farmers havin unprotected sex with the pigs YE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE GIVE IT A REST you people seem to think they just kill them nonono They slaughter them & then they slaughter them!!!
Second of all this is what i want under my fuckin tree this year & i know i'm in the right place to get it WHOS GAME BALL FOR A FESTIVE ROASTING FROM SANTA
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As for my other demands there none of your buisness slags SANTA DONT HAVE TO TELL NOTHING TO NOBODY ITS BETWEEN ME & RUDOLF!!!
Yooooooo Hooooooo SANTA
its ME Clarence, can i come sit on your knee ducky?
Santa, no wonder you,re in a bad mood, its what youre wearing TOO MUCH RED :eek:
I think you could tone it down a wee bit, like a more pastel red or even PINK.
Yes PINK SANTA, it would go just sooooooo nice with the white trim and your white beard, it would be luverly.
santa i dont want anything for xmas except for wee Eoghan to win X-Factor, hes doing it for co tyrone and for IRELAND and for his dear old granny and his hoard of juvenille aunts, its just sooo luverly. :)
Oh yes and i want our Lisbet freed, she,s done her time, she,s paid for her crime, could you fix it for me to have Lizbet home for xmas.
i know you and lizbet have had your differences. honestly she didnt mean to set your beard on fire when she was sitting on your knee one year, SHE WAS JUST CARELESS WHEN SHE LIT HER CIGGY :eek:
c,mon, you forgave our Lizbet the time she tried to pull your beard right off :eek: its just she,d stuffed herself with all of grannys sherry triffle and was a bit giddy and a wee bit sulky cos she didnt get enough chocolate money. you know how she likes the chocolate MONEY santa :rolleyes: GILTY LIZ we used to call her ;)
can i sit on your knee santa.
i have been a very very BAD GIRL all year
luvey ducksmas
clarence
OK SO ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS & I'M WARNING YOU ALL PISS ME OFF & IT'L BE EMPTY TREES FOR THE LOT OF YA!!!
Now its all santa i want this santa i want that, well what the fuck do i get a few biscuits A GLASS OF MILK FFS!!
NO sons of bitches this year we're doin things different santas not doin fuck all if my demands arent met!!!
First of all bring back the bacon!! You people seem to forget im watching all year round so i know its all down to farmers havin unprotected sex with the pigs YE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE GIVE IT A REST you people seem to think they just kill them nonono They slaughter them & then they slaughter them!!!
Second of all this is what i want under my fuckin tree this year & i know i'm in the right place to get it WHOS GAME BALL FOR A FESTIVE ROASTING FROM SANTA
7383
As for my other demands there none of your buisness slags SANTA DONT HAVE TO TELL NOTHING TO NOBODY ITS BETWEEN ME & RUDOLF!!!
Hey asshole... want to learn to watch your mouth... you'll do exactly what your fuckin told..or else....
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SANTA BAD ASS
11-12-08, 17:59
Yooooooo Hooooooo SANTA
its ME Clarence, can i come sit on your knee ducky?
Santa, no wonder you,re in a bad mood, its what youre wearing TOO MUCH RED :eek:
I think you could tone it down a wee bit, like a more pastel red or even PINK.
Yes PINK SANTA, it would go just sooooooo nice with the white trim and your white beard, it would be luverly.
santa i dont want anything for xmas except for wee Eoghan to win X-Factor, hes doing it for co tyrone and for IRELAND and for his dear old granny and his hoard of juvenille aunts, its just sooo luverly. :)
Oh yes and i want our Lisbet freed, she,s done her time, she,s paid for her crime, could you fix it for me to have Lizbet home for xmas.
i know you and lizbet have had your differences. honestly she didnt mean to set your beard on fire when she was sitting on your knee one year, SHE WAS JUST CARELESS WHEN SHE LIT HER CIGGY :eek:
c,mon, you forgave our Lizbet the time she tried to pull your beard right off :eek: its just she,d stuffed herself with all of grannys sherry triffle and was a bit giddy and a wee bit sulky cos she didnt get enough chocolate money. you know how she likes the chocolate MONEY santa :rolleyes: GILTY LIZ we used to call her ;)
can i sit on your knee santa.
i have been a very very BAD GIRL all year
luvey ducksmas
clarence
CLARENCE YOU'V BEEN A NAUGHTY LITTLE SHIT AINT YA
Listen up slags i'm red till they change the colour of the lights in amsterdam get that straight!!!!
I'l try sneak your lizbet back down the chimney my son but shes gonna have to make santas toes curl first ya get me;)
As i remember she graduated from pullin my beard to my south pole thats when the presents got good round your manner......
Clarence you cum sit on my knees soon ye & leave that little shit pom pom outside so the dears can have sum fun & all;)
SANTA BAD ASS
11-12-08, 18:10
[QUOTE=Epsilon;55050]Hey asshole... want to learn to watch your mouth... you'll do exactly what your fuckin told..or else....
Epsilon i'v been watching you you naughty little shit YOUR GETTIN NOUT
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THIS WHATS THAT SLAGS BEEN WEARING TO TRICK THE PIGS INTO A SORDID LITTLE SEX RING HIM & HIS MATES AV SET UP
[quote=SANTA BAD ASS;55056][quote=Epsilon;55050]Hey asshole... want to learn to watch your mouth... you'll do exactly what your fuckin told..or else....
Epsilon i'v been watching you you naughty little shit YOUR GETTIN NOUT
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Clint Eastwood
11-12-08, 18:14
Who are you calling a slag bad santa.
SANTA BAD ASS
11-12-08, 18:19
Who are you calling a slag bad santa.
my god clint your lookin different these days does our lizbet know your at it shel have you you slag!
SANTA BAD ASS
11-12-08, 18:22
[quote=SANTA BAD ASS;55056][quote=Epsilon;55050]Hey asshole... want to learn to watch your mouth... you'll do exactly what your fuckin told..or else....
Epsilon i'v been watching you you naughty little shit YOUR GETTIN NOUT
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Hey Santa.. wanna know where Rudolph is most nights of the week?
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SANTA BAD ASS
11-12-08, 18:31
Oh i know my son i'v got to ring her for him i hear shes thinkin bout tourin you way i recomend my son she'l make mince meat of ya
Meanwhile i'm inside tryna see wat this little bit wants this year but not before she makes santas toes cirl first ya get me:)
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Oh i know my son i'v got to ring her for him i hear shes thinkin bout tourin you way i recomend my son she'l make mince meat of ya
Meanwhile i'm inside tryna see wat this little bit wants this year but not before she makes santas toes cirl first ya get me:)
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Oye you lazy sod why dont you get a job for the entire year and not just Chrismas...........gonna report you to the dole office..........seen ya signing on santa
Bad, Bad boy..........still nobody likes one thats too good........ but you are just not what the children are expecting though are you...........
Ciao see you at the unemployment office soon........... Paws told me you were signing on by the way.........go sort him out hes off his trolly.:D:D:D
clarence hilten
12-12-08, 13:42
CLARENCE YOU'V BEEN A NAUGHTY LITTLE SHIT AINT YA
Listen up slags i'm red till they change the colour of the lights in amsterdam get that straight!!!!
I'l try sneak your lizbet back down the chimney my son but shes gonna have to make santas toes curl first ya get me;)
As i remember she graduated from pullin my beard to my south pole thats when the presents got good round your manner......
Clarence you cum sit on my knees soon ye & leave that little shit pom pom outside so the dears can have sum fun & all;)
well santa, i,ve been to the PINK light district in amsterdam, OoooohhhHHHH santa you,d get your sack emptied there very quick :)
c,mon be a santa good ass, red is just not you ducky
look at this luverly santa in pink, i could make a pink santa suit for you
luvey ducks
clarence
CLARENCE YOU'V BEEN A NAUGHTY LITTLE SHIT AINT YA
Listen up slags i'm red till they change the colour of the lights in amsterdam get that straight!!!!
I'l try sneak your lizbet back down the chimney my son but shes gonna have to make santas toes curl first ya get me;)
As i remember she graduated from pullin my beard to my south pole thats when the presents got good round your manner......
Clarence you cum sit on my knees soon ye & leave that little shit pom pom outside so the dears can have sum fun & all;)
i,m not scared of no big dears mister :mad:
see the last dear that f*cked with me, i done the kneecaps on the b*stard and fucked him up the ass see the picture
any pitbulls want to try me???? eh? eh? santa let us fuck your leg, eh? eh?
pompom the bad ass poodle
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 14:29
What do you want for christmas Elizabeth. I hear you like diamonds. Nothing but the best for you.