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ninebythree
10-12-08, 19:10
patrica,
Why was my post about favorite soup deleted, and the actress in black dress.
nbt
Oven Ready Eddie
10-12-08, 23:32
How in the world did you manage to get the topics of favorite soup and a woman in a black dress into one sentence on an Escort site:confused:.
Pat, if only to stop me dying without knowing this please put it back up and stop sniffing the tipex please :D
Oven Ready Eddie
10-12-08, 23:37
Yeah and why was my post on my favorite side of the bed to sleep on and the potatoes of old Ireland deleted ? :mad::mad::mad::mad:
I tell you what ninebythree... If you have nothing to offer here but acting the maggot, I'll make you one x
ninebythree
11-12-08, 00:05
I tell you what ninebythree... If you have nothing to offer here but acting the maggot, I'll make you one x
jellyass,
i cannot understand what ure problem was about asking someone their favourite type of soup.
is this one of the new rules now.........delete the posts not edit them.
Agh, you really hurted my feeling now calling me a maggot:D
nbt
And since you're acting like a Nazi Dictator doling out punishment when and if you please to whoever you want to while ignoring the infractions of others what should we call you Patricia???? :confused:
Paws
And since you're acting like a Nazi Dictator doling out punishment when and if you please to whoever you want to while ignoring the infractions of others what should we call you Patricia???? :confused:
Paws
How about this?.....
For Patricia
Is the best stripper in town...
And with a swing of her hips
She started to strip
To tremendous applause
She took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips
She undid all her clips
And threw it all in the air
And everybody stared
And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor
The police were banging on the door
On a Saturday night
In 1924
The police called for "more, more, more"
ninebythree
11-12-08, 00:28
And since you're acting like a Nazi Dictator doling out punishment when and if you please to whoever you want to while ignoring the infractions of others what should we call you Patricia???? :confused:
Paws
see jellyass must look after the little boys who dont criticise her website, the yes men who cant see the bigger picture of whats going on here
nbt
Auntie Pat
11-12-08, 00:33
Jesus it took Liz about 3 months of solid abuse to earn a maggot and nbt gets one for asking what’s our favorite soup. :D:D:D
I LUV THIS PLACE
New avatar for ya Pat
http://bp0.blogger.com/_tuj6CIbZibk/Rv9Qq7sUmsI/AAAAAAAAATo/mgYE-cE517Q/s400/thumb-dominatrix.jpg
Something just popped into my head and I just have to ask and my apologies if it’s a little personal but….
You know what on second thoughts I won’t as its got something to do with canned goods so I won’t push it :p:p:p
Give it to em doggy style Pat.
adult-fuck-dog
Pat is a little bit upset by being embarrassed and taunted over her monumental mistake of allowing a member of this site to go unpunished after that member posted the real name of an individual on here ............... she knows she made a mistake but she's afraid to admit it so instead she's going to try bully tactics to keep us truth-seekers quiet.
Wait for the bans, editing & deletion of posts and even name-calling that she will now resort to ................
Paws
ninebythree
11-12-08, 00:52
get this ,
i wasnt let post for 10 minutes , jez that scared me jelly ass
nbt
Auntie Pat
11-12-08, 01:11
Pat is a little bit upset by being embarrassed and taunted over her monumental mistake of allowing a member of this site to go unpunished after that member posted the real name of an individual on here ............... she knows she made a mistake but she's afraid to admit it so instead she's going to try bully tactics to keep us truth-seekers quiet.
Wait for the bans, editing & deletion of posts and even name-calling that she will now resort to ................
Paws
Ahhh are you sure you are not confusing her with you. Sure you have been doing all that for yonks. I read somewhere that you said nothing on here matters so why are you so worked up, chill bro,
CHILLLLLLLLLLLLL:cool:
da burka boyz
11-12-08, 01:55
We ave been thumbing through da Taliban book of do’ n don’t's and even we can’t find any rule about soup :confused:
Respect to the E-I massive dat ho wif the mo can join our possie any time man she is now our spiritual leada and if she wants a suicide run done like taday man she jus hasta holla and de burka boyz will be in da house.
Word up mo fo’s
da burka boyz
11-12-08, 10:46
Jus so we is clear we is on the side of the righteous and all powerfull knorr cause it is written in our idiots guide to martyrdom that the leek shall inherit da Earth.
Big shut out ta Osama we knows you’s a big time punta you’s. we’s ave ta go now as we’s got a mission ta fuc up whats keepin our brotha’s under the boot of western imperialists, yes you is right we’s taking down every soup kitchen we’s can find in brixton taday man
TADAY!!!
experienced punter
11-12-08, 10:53
patrica,
Why was my post about favorite soup deleted, and the actress in black dress.
nbt
oxtail soup
pats bodyguard
11-12-08, 11:00
patrica,
Why was my post about favorite soup deleted, and the actress in black dress.
nbt
cause you a impertinent little boy-bitch who thinks he can make a fool of Pat
you need a slap maggot
get this ,
i wasnt let post for 10 minutes , jez that scared me jelly ass
nbt
Be careful Nbt you know whats next....
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mly0819l.jpg
cause you a impertinent little boy-bitch who thinks he can make a fool of Pat
you need a slap maggot
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/bitch-slap_1130536521.jpg
pats bodyguard
11-12-08, 11:24
And since you're acting like a Nazi Dictator doling out punishment when and if you please to whoever you want to while ignoring the infractions of others what should we call you Patricia???? :confused:
Paws
listen up you big wingeing cry-baby
you are a like a old nagging BITCH. crying all over the place about your silly 1st name.
so fecking what. 10000,s have the same 1st name.
give over you big yap :mad:
you need a slap
And since you're acting like a Nazi Dictator doling out punishment when and if you please to whoever you want to while ignoring the infractions of others what should we call you Patricia???? :confused:
I'd say everyone who has broken the "no real names" rule in any way this week has been dealt with very fairly. The only person who has been punished is ninebythree because he's the only person who has done it repeatedly and refused to stop doing it after being warned by me that there will be consequences if he doesn't stop.
Pat is a little bit upset by being embarrassed and taunted over her monumental mistake of allowing a member of this site to go unpunished after that member posted the real name of an individual on here ............... she knows she made a mistake but she's afraid to admit it so instead she's going to try bully tactics to keep us truth-seekers quiet.
Wait for the bans, editing & deletion of posts and even name-calling that she will now resort to ................
Paws
I've made no mistakes Paws. And for your information you are one step away from being made a maggot yourself. I have no problem with anyone expressing their opinion, but if you insist on adding it to every thread on this site then you'll have to be maggotted. You are welcome to your opinion on a point, I will gladly allow you to have a thread dedicated to your opinion on a point, but everyone is getting sick of not being able to discuss anything without you popping up with your 2 cent on an unrelated manner. What makes you think I have to put up with you "fucking the place up" as you put it? I don't - Cop on - or you'll be maggotted too.
ninebythree
11-12-08, 12:42
I'd say everyone who has broken the "no real names" rule in any way this week has been dealt with very fairly. The only person who has been punished is ninebythree because he's the only person who has done it repeatedly and refused to stop doing it after being warned by me that there will be consequences if he doesn't stop.
jelly ass,
you really have to show me wher i posted this name coz, i tried and i tried and i just can find the posts
nbt
pats bodyguard
11-12-08, 12:58
jelly ass, you really have to show me wher i posted this name coz, i tried and i tried and i just can find the posts
nbt
u still trying to make a fool of de boss???????
not see wot being a smart-ass gets you - mr MAGGOT
take it on the chin 9x3 if uve a brain at all.
ninebythree
11-12-08, 13:04
u still trying to make a fool of de boss???????
not see wot being a smart-ass gets you - mr MAGGOT
take it on the chin 9x3 if uve a brain at all.
Its actually not that difficult at all.
nbt
pats bodyguard
11-12-08, 13:14
Its actually not that difficult at all.
nbt
eh? wot u saying about Pat here????
u think its easy then....
right go on, show us how easy it is.
go on
Quarterpoundher
11-12-08, 13:16
I’ve had my differences with Patricia in the past but she has been totally fair to all sides in this which is all I asked of her in the past and I never thought I would see her be so evenhanded and it bodes well for her intentions she stated vis a vie new rules and proposed mods.
I wish to apologize to you Patricia for calling your impartiality into question in the past. I defend anyone’s right to speak their mind and that includes bigpaws. But he is harping on about nothing all over these boards just like Liz did once so I say to anyone who does that to be sent to soap land as its plain he is pretending that his real name is **** just to damage Highway, no other reason then that and is all over these boards just as bad as Liz ever was so he is just as deserving as Liz off the label of Maggot.
I had my full name, mobile and email published here and was straight out of the blocks to say they were not real but I could have harped on like he is over four letters that are the most common name in Ireland so ffs grow up. He never uttered one word about that or called for the person to be banned but is screaming at Pat to ban ANYONE who names someone but it seems he only wants those people banned that suits him to be banned as he knows if Highway was a mod he would be fair and fair is no good to bigpaws as he has to play dirty, it his default setting and if that’s him, that’s him but he does not have the right to scupper any new ideas that are put forward to improve this place just because he is incapable of fair and honest debate or manners for that matter.
I don’t think nb3 should not be given maggot status but do see that if he kept naming someone then you had to act but I admit I did not see where he did that as I missed it.
All in all fair play to you Patricia and genuine apologies, I hope you will accept them... Qph…
I don’t think nb3 should not be given maggot status but do see that if he kept naming someone then you had to act but I admit I did not see where he did that as I missed it.
He has been, but it has been via rhymes. For example, if he wanted to say the name "Margaret Cowan" he might say "What was the first name of that former English prime minister who's last name was Thatcher?" and "What's the Taoiseach's surname?" Then other people start saying "Margaret Cowen". He must think this makes him very smart and clever but he's just a gobshite to me.
ninebythree
11-12-08, 13:28
I don’t think nb3 should not be given maggot status but do see that if he kept naming someone then you had to act but I admit I did not see where he did that as I missed it.
How are things in your principality, it good to see you back.
I too cannot find the post where i named someone .
nbt
ps good to see the posts at a readable length:D
pats bodyguard
11-12-08, 13:44
He has been, but it has been via rhymes. For example, if he wanted to say the name "Margaret Cowan" he might say "What was the first name of that former English prime minister who's last name was Thatcher?" and "What's the Taoiseach's surname?" Then other people start saying "Margaret Cowen". He must think this makes him very smart and clever but he's just a gobshite to me.
agreed pat, it was just about the most snidey post ever and made just to prove some frivolous point :mad:
by the looks of it he stills thinks its funny :mad: instead of holding his hands up and saying hes sorry :confused:
nbt, ur here as Pats GUEST, ffs show some respect
ninebythree
11-12-08, 13:53
agreed pat, it was just about the most snidey post ever and made just to prove some frivolous point :mad:
by the looks of it he stills thinks its funny :mad: instead of holding his hands up and saying hes sorry :confused:
nbt, ur here as Pats GUEST, ffs show some respect
How did u see the alleged post if u only registered today unless u have duplicate id (shame on you)
By the way u missed out on the nominations for community moderator.:rolleyes:
Another simpleton
nbt
pats bodyguard
11-12-08, 14:05
How did u see the alleged post if u only registered today unless u have duplicate id (shame on you)
By the way u missed out on the nominations for community moderator.:rolleyes:
Another simpleton
nbt
yeh sure, better to be a simpleton than a MAGGOT :rolleyes: :D
and your still going on about some frivilous point about community moderators
what about the more serious point of the underhand way you tried to show up the OWNER of the site?
what about all the pms going around the place saying"oh so thats what the owners real name is" have you thought about that?
what part about being HER GUEST do you not understand?:rolleyes:
Quarterpoundher
11-12-08, 14:34
How are things in your principality, it good to see you back.
I too cannot find the post where i named someone .
nbt
ps good to see the posts at a readable length:D
Much the same as in your principality nb3. ;)
How are things up in the Mayfield shopping center? chock a block I expect.
Re : Length….
Its like everything nine….cutbacks…:(:(:(:):):)
Clint Eastwood
11-12-08, 14:55
Ive got some serouis competition with this 9by3 character. Will she like him better now hes a maggot. Remember Elizabeth I tried my best to get you out of here all week. Im getting a fistful of dynamite to break you out. Stand well back its explosive. Just as explosive as when you fall into my arms.
Ive got some serouis competition with this 9by3 character. Will she like him better now hes a maggot. Remember Elizabeth I tried my best to get you out of here all week. Im getting a fistful of dynamite to break you out. Stand well back its explosive. Just as explosive as when you fall into my arms.
Competition - no competition you got me free........still can't get used to freedom though.........poor old pat, paws and all have been really lambasting her - think he needs to become a maggot - whatja think?
Competition - no competition you got me free........still can't get used to freedom though.........poor old pat, paws and all have been really lambasting her - think he needs to become a maggot - whatja think?
As I've already said I'd wear that "maggot" badge proudly because it would mean I have the balls to say how things really are on here ............... even to Patricia herself ................ the title maggot now seems to mean "Not A Memeber Of Patricia's Gestapo Regime"!!
Paws
As I've already said I'd wear that "maggot" badge proudly because it would mean I have the balls to say how things really are on here ............... even to Patricia herself ................ the title maggot now seems to mean "Not A Memeber Of Patricia's Gestapo Regime"!!
Paws
Now thats just stupid cos the initials maggot dont stand for that at all that would have to be namopgr..........thats just bollocks...........
Something you just dont have........... takes a real man to be a man and you aren't. Its not nice to say what you wrote about highwayman - now he is a toff.
Get back into the bacon grinder........opps forgot about that - go have a bacon sandwich instead............make sure its good irish bacon and not danish.........
Boys see to him for me..........hes a bore and a menace to mankind
Now thats just stupid cos the initials maggot dont stand for that at all that would have to be namopgr..........thats just bollocks...........
Something you just dont have........... takes a real man to be a man and you aren't. Its not nice to say what you wrote about highwayman - now he is a toff.
Get back into the bacon grinder........opps forgot about that - go have a bacon sandwich instead............make sure its good irish bacon and not danish.........
Boys see to him for me..........hes a bore and a menace to mankind
Eh ................ I never said "Not A Memeber Of Patricia's Gestapo Regime"!! is an acronym of "maggot" Liz, I said the title "maggot" translates/represents "Not A Memeber Of Patricia's Gestapo Regime"!! :confused:
Not really into bacon ................ but I could be tempted to eat an english pig!! :p
Paws
DollyDarling
12-12-08, 03:55
jellyass,
i cannot understand what ure problem was about asking someone their favourite type of soup.
is this one of the new rules now.........delete the posts not edit them.
Agh, you really hurted my feeling now calling me a maggot:D
nbt
CUM SOUP:p
winge winge winge.
Dont mind them pat or dare give into to any of them.
Your dead right and even if your not, its your show you can play it how you like. Like it or lump it people.
I must admit i have been more of spectator than a player even before i registered i used browse through the posts for a laugh at some bickering that goes on here. Anyway MY point is your doing a good job. Keep up the good work!
da burka boyz
12-12-08, 06:54
CUM SOUP:p
Dat much salt iz bad fo u babes but if n u iz into cum soup dat much wat about uz taken all 5 of uz siritual spunk brotha's loads ?. Wez wood be honered to glaze u wid r collective jizz babes.
One at a time r all of uz tagetha ?
STEP TA R BEAT BABES
adult-fellateadult-fellateadult-fellateadult-fellateadult-fellate
DollyDarling
12-12-08, 08:06
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212)
Who wants to come over for dinner tonight? I'm STARVING LADS:)
DollyDarling
12-12-08, 08:12
Here's your cum ingredients:
Semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:
* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen
Here's your cum ingredients:
Semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:
* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen
TMI Dolly Darling.. way too early over here for this topic.
http://www.theblackadder.co.uk/jokes/sperm.jpg
da burka boyz
12-12-08, 08:36
Here's your cum ingredients:
Semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:
* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen
We iz ina chemical’s rselves but dat take da biz kit babes. Way u learn all dat ? We iz neva ad a clue we had all dat in r pants man, respect but wez no bovva’ed bout whats init we all got da ragin horn thinkin bout getin it on yoz as soon as pos babes an brin da cookbook wiv ya an we 5 of uz will rustle up somink tasty n nutriciois like quik smart. But fo na wez gonna just face mecca an chizzle r nizzles an think bout yoz.
RESPECT TA DA NEW YORK WANKIES!!!
adult-whack-itadult-whack-itadult-whack-itadult-whack-itadult-whack-it
DollyDarling
12-12-08, 10:24
Chocolate Cum Cake with Cherry-Cum Glaze
Creme Brulee with Burnt Cum and Rum
Fennel and CuCUMber Salad with Watery CUM and Olive Oil Dressing
Grilled Goat Cheese with Pesto-Cum Paste on a bed of Cilantro
Rasberry-Cum Iced Tea with Sprig of Mint and dash of Lime
Baileys Irish cream, shot of Cum, dash of Milk, and sprinkle Cinnamon and Nutmeg
Lemon-Cum-Cream Pie
The five of you should produce enough for me to bake a casserole dish for the after mass luncheon next week. Martha Stewart will be there, and I will try my best to get her to sample a bit. If she likes it, I may be a guest on her cookery show! Oh, I tis my dream, I tis my dream...:D
DollyDarling
12-12-08, 10:30
TMI Dolly Darling.. way too early over here for this topic.
http://www.theblackadder.co.uk/jokes/sperm.jpg
Im just having dinner: grapes and goat cheese. But its a bit boring, so me imagination......goes.......funny..........
Did you have breakfast yet? Tho I'm hooked on the grapes and goat cheese, I realize it's not everyone's cup-a-tea.... so, I made you some blueberry-chocolate-cum pancakes with maple-cum syrup. Would you like some?
Um.... I may be having a reaction from all the arse-fucking I had today:eek: I think too much arse-fucking overstimulates the imagination. :D;):p
Im just having dinner: grapes and goat cheese. But its a bit boring, so me imagination......goes.......funny..........
Did you have breakfast yet? Tho I'm hooked on the grapes and goat cheese, I realize it's not everyone's cup-a-tea.... so, I made you some blueberry-chocolate-cum pancakes with maple-cum syrup. Would you like some?
Um.... I may be having a reaction from all the arse-fucking I had today:eek: I think too much arse-fucking overstimulates the imagination. :D;):p
Do they look like this??:)
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/4/47951/06_2008/valentine-pancakes-collage.jpg
pats bodyguard
12-12-08, 10:56
As I've already said I'd wear that "maggot" badge proudly because it would mean I have the balls to say how things really are on here ............... even to Patricia herself ................ the title maggot now seems to mean "Not A Memeber Of Patricia's Gestapo Regime"!!
Paws
hey girly-boy MAGGOT PAWS
You still BITCHIN about the boss
no one makes you post here MAGGOT boy
if you dont like how the owner runs the show then go and start ur own escort site until then stop wingeing like a bitch-boy
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 14:25
I hear you bodyguard. I think Ill have some of that soup Dolly. Then well get lubed up together.
da burka boyz
12-12-08, 15:10
Chocolate Cum Cake with Cherry-Cum Glaze
Creme Brulee with Burnt Cum and Rum
Fennel and CuCUMber Salad with Watery CUM and Olive Oil Dressing
Grilled Goat Cheese with Pesto-Cum Paste on a bed of Cilantro
Rasberry-Cum Iced Tea with Sprig of Mint and dash of Lime
Baileys Irish cream, shot of Cum, dash of Milk, and sprinkle Cinnamon and Nutmeg
Lemon-Cum-Cream Pie
The five of you should produce enough for me to bake a casserole dish for the after mass luncheon next week. Martha Stewart will be there, and I will try my best to get her to sample a bit. If she likes it, I may be a guest on her cookery show! Oh, I tis my dream, I tis my dream...:D
We iz muslims babes an wez be rama damned if wez gonna waste our jizz on a Sunday roost when wez could be coating dat fine pale ass wiv it instead. Wez in mecca at the mo givin it large to the faithful but if n yoz in town we wood bez appy to supply u wiv any ingedients of a personal nature. Muslim spunk iz twice as tasty as infidels an fills u up quik smart.
So we've bin told like :o
Do you do any like special recipe for brotha's like us as it asta be Halal babes we is strict mo fo funny mentalists.
I hear you bodyguard. I think Ill have some of that soup Dolly. Then well get lubed up together.
You want to drink cum soup????????? :eek: :confused: :o
Paws
i hear you bodyguard. I think ill have some of that soup dolly. Then well get lubed up together.
no lubing with dolly darling only me ........... She's my mate and she will tell me if you start any funny stuff with her.
Dolly............hes mine and i dont do sharing.........unless you want to - that could be fun.
See ya in la la land.......... Xxx the hot one.........
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 17:47
Alright Elizabeth I was only doing a bit of flirting. I only have eyes for you. Lets get all lubed up together tonight
no lubing with dolly darling only me ........... She's my mate and she will tell me if you start any funny stuff with her.
Dolly............hes mine and i dont do sharing.........unless you want to - that could be fun.
See ya in la la land.......... Xxx the hot one.........
Hate ta shatter yur dreams droopy drawers but me n Clint ave been avin it away for years na.
Why ave mince when u can ave steak, I ask ya?
Clint, I'm on my back so fill my crack. An don’t fo get da lube dis time my arse was on fire all last week.
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 18:20
Babs can I stick my cigar up your crack
Alright Elizabeth I was only doing a bit of flirting. I only have eyes for you. Lets get all lubed up together tonight
Ok im jealous............you made me say it......... but i do love dolly and i think that dolly loves me too so..........could you manage x 2 lubed??
Take care of yourself and thanks for busting me out - still the ears are tingling but i ache for you somewhere else and that would be deep inside........
The hot one.......... xxx
Ok im jealous............you made me say it......... but i do love dolly and i think that dolly loves me too so..........could you manage x 2 lubed??
Take care of yourself and thanks for busting me out - still the ears are tingling but i ache for you somewhere else and that would be deep inside........
The hot one.......... xxx
may i make a suggestion....
http://ivor.rpetrie.com/opengrave.jpg
would that be deep enough?
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 18:41
Tonight Elizabeth I will play misty for you
Hate ta shatter yur dreams droopy drawers but me n Clint ave been avin it away for years na.
Why ave mince when u can ave steak, I ask ya?
Clint, I'm on my back so fill my crack. An don’t fo get da lube dis time my arse was on fire all last week.
Clint thinks you are a dreck darling and i know that you are having it off with syd james - and you and hattie jakes are doing a duo act at the gay bar in dubbers........
Babs, you are the perfect heigh for Pig Paws..........ohhhhhhhhhh found the old git another short person to write a stupid review about - cos he is the review king - (alledgedly?)
Babs you are rude and crude............
Tonight Elizabeth I will play misty for you
At least you have to worry about the neighbours complaining...:rolleyes::rolleyes:
may i make a suggestion....
http://ivor.rpetrie.com/opengrave.jpg
would that be deep enough?
I'm reporting you and thats the truth.........
Epsilon thats sick but then so are you, dont be ashamed of being GAY ........ you just can't help yourself.........Pig Paws is so hot for you.
Piggier Paws is even hotter for you........but then now that i have forwarded to other members on the board your mail.........guess what - they know who is telling the truth and i am more than happy to send it to anyone that wants to read his pervy mail.......
Mind shame he ain't able to do the business........guessing you cant either.
Ta ta............ reported.............you dont want me to name and shame you now do you can i can on my site always remember that cos i do know your real name dip stick!!!
I am the hot one and i am happy to name and shame..........just not my mates on the site though.
Ta ta...............
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 18:49
I heard she was a bit vocal in the sack. Its a sound proof house I live in
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 18:50
If theres any graves to be dug its me thats doing it. I am the preacher man. Nobody does that to my woman and gets away with it. Its you lady boy who will end up in that grave.
Tonight Elizabeth I will play misty for you
well it never stopped you before darlin but try it without lighting it first sexy, jus for me eh. ;)
I'm reporting you and thats the truth.........
Epsilon thats sick but then so are you, dont be ashamed of being GAY ........ you just can't help yourself.........Pig Paws is so hot for you.
Piggier Paws is even hotter for you........but then now that i have forwarded to other members on the board your mail.........guess what - they know who is telling the truth and i am more than happy to send it to anyone that wants to read his pervy mail.......
Mind shame he ain't able to do the business........guessing you cant either.
Ta ta............ reported.............you dont want me to name and shame you now do you can i can on my site always remember that cos i do know your real name dip stick!!!
I am the hot one and i am happy to name and shame..........just not my mates on the site though.
Ta ta...............
Gay? have you finally lost what marbles you have left?
report me... ohhh i'm so scared..
My name? you havent a clue what my name is..
and what email is this then? another of your imaginary or made up emails. get over yourself, you wased up old hag.
Clint thinks you are a dreck darling and i know that you are having it off with syd james - and you and hattie jakes are doing a duo act at the gay bar in dubbers........
Babs, you are the perfect heigh for Pig Paws..........ohhhhhhhhhh found the old git another short person to write a stupid review about - cos he is the review king - (alledgedly?)
Babs you are rude and crude............
Truth hurts darlin dun it?
You ask Clint who’s arse he’d rather stick a cigar up, gone on ask him
:mad::mad::mad:
Clint Eastwood
12-12-08, 18:57
I think Ill give up cigars its too much hassle. John Wayne never had this problem.
Gay? have you finally lost what marbles you have left?
report me... ohhh i'm so scared..
My name? you havent a clue what my name is..
and what email is this then? another of your imaginary or made up emails. get over yourself, you wased up old hag.
Now you see why i reported it. Its in more than bad taste its very beneath you i would of thought.
Very surprised at you sending that picture......... i dont write imaginary you should ask some of those on the site that i sent the mail to........still you are a cretin for writing that and i wont have that done on here.
Now you get it, sticks and stones and all that but as for being a wased up old hag, think you meant Washed Up...........dear oh dear........
Ta ta..........from the hottest washed up old hag..........still not a faggot like you.:D:D
Now you see why i reported it. Its in more than bad taste its very beneath you i would of thought.
Very surprised at you sending that picture......... i dont write imaginary you should ask some of those on the site that i sent the mail to........still you are a cretin for writing that and i wont have that done on here.
Now you get it, sticks and stones and all that but as for being a wased up old hag, think you meant Washed Up...........dear oh dear........
Ta ta..........from the hottest washed up old hag..........still not a faggot like you.:D:D
If you cant take it dont dish it out.
and faggot... thats a bit non pc,
i think the word you are looking for is homosexual or maybe even gay. Is this another to add to your list
so now you are a Lying, homophobic racist.
ps thats nothing to do with your family.. its you im getting at.
are you having another little cry now....
http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqade8c9oGMUZd9YV_400.jpg
I think Ill give up cigars its too much hassle. John Wayne never had this problem.
Decision time Clint whats it gonna be?
My ass which you have ad every which way but loose or ere dirty arry an hairy arse. Make yur mind up a woman like me aint gonna hang around but liz will jus like a bad smell.
If you cant take it dont dish it out.
and faggot... thats a bit non pc,
i think the word you are looking for is homosexual or maybe even gay. Is this another to add to your list
so now you are a Lying, homophobic racist.
ps thats nothing to do with your family.. its you im getting at.
are you having another little cry now....
http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqade8c9oGMUZd9YV_400.jpg
Faggot is good enough for you and your post is reported sweetie and its not acceptable........sorry darling.
Now as for GAY........no bloody way as if you don't know what it means obviously = GOOD AS YOU......... AND YOU SO ARENT..........FAGGOT. SEEM TO HAVE HIT A NERVE HAVE I?
Faggot is good enough for you and your post is reported sweetie and its not acceptable........sorry darling.
Now as for GAY........no bloody way as if you don't know what it means obviously = GOOD AS YOU......... AND YOU SO ARENT..........FAGGOT. SEEM TO HAVE HIT A NERVE HAVE I?
Sorry to dissapoint you lizzy, but no, you havnt hit any nerves. but keep trying, you are very funny when your mad...
Not acceptable is posting peoples names and giving out thier phone numbers...
Grow up lizzy. or go on another holiday, but this time stay there
Sorry to dissapoint you lizzy, but no, you havnt hit any nerves. but keep trying, you are very funny when your mad...
Not acceptable is posting peoples names and giving out thier phone numbers...
Grow up lizzy. or go on another holiday, but this time stay there
More typos ............ whats the world coming to.........
Im not mad you silly little man...........i dont get mad but then i do have phone no.s but i would never give them out just forwarding mail.......Oh my dont say i have sent the phone no with them to..........another brunette moment come from me - tut, tut.
No if you can't live with the fact that you are A FAGGOT - then too bad but as good as me could only be something that you could wish to be - ahhhhhhhhh bless - quite sweet really. Bad taste is just that, bad taste.
More typos ............ whats the world coming to.........
Im not mad you silly little man...........i dont get mad but then i do have phone no.s but i would never give them out just forwarding mail.......Oh my dont say i have sent the phone no with them to..........another brunette moment come from me - tut, tut.
No if you can't live with the fact that you are A FAGGOT - then too bad but as good as me could only be something that you could wish to be - ahhhhhhhhh bless - quite sweet really. Bad taste is just that, bad taste.
Yeah.. you are boring now..
Time to go and maybe a meal or just a few pints with some friends..
Enjoy your night in front of the dell... talking shite..
Might check in tomorrow, no doubt you'll be here, still.
in the meantime do something for the human race...
http://dirtyouterwear.com/db2/00153/dirtyouterwear.com/_uimages/dirty212-06002.jpg
see you tomorrow, same time same place..
well lets face it your not going to have any "clients"
carlos marvado
12-12-08, 19:48
Here's your cum ingredients:
Semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:
* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen
Dolly, with all those proteins, amino acids, minerals, vitamins and sugars, you must need to eat very little else to meet your daily requirements. I assume that you supplement your CUM diet with some carbohydrates. :D:D:D
Yeah.. you are boring now..
Time to go and maybe a meal or just a few pints with some friends..
Enjoy your night in front of the dell... talking shite..
Might check in tomorrow, no doubt you'll be here, still.
in the meantime do something for the human race...
http://dirtyouterwear.com/db2/00153/dirtyouterwear.com/_uimages/dirty212-06002.jpg
see you tomorrow, same time same place..
well lets face it your not going to have any "clients"
I dont work Friday's sweetie.........but then i don't think that you work any day's at all.
Night gay boy...........you good as me yet............nerrrrrrrrrr faggot............
Bye................ enjoy your evening at the gay bar........... look forward to reading my blog with your real name sweetie.............and maybe some of the G***n mail, still his name is not up for not writing now is it cos he was so stupid that he wrote it on here - bold as brass still, you gotta laugh at how thick he is.......as in dense.
*removed*
WHAT IS ALL THAT ABOUT.............BLIMEY OH RILEY ...............:confused:
DollyDarling
14-12-08, 00:05
Dolly, with all those proteins, amino acids, minerals, vitamins and sugars, you must need to eat very little else to meet your daily requirements. I assume that you supplement your CUM diet with some carbohydrates. :D:D:D
My friend lives on cum and never once got a cold or flu or any sickness. She swears that drinking cum since she was 14 is whats kept her healthy.
I dont know about that, I just really like cooking with cum. Made a mint celery relish today with pepper, chilis and cum. It tasted great over the grilled chicked that I basted with cum.
Stop saying that WORRRRDD!! :eek:
DollyDarling
14-12-08, 05:27
You dont want me to say "cum"?
carlos marvado
14-12-08, 10:53
Talking of cum Dolly, when are you cuming back to Ireland?
And how is the supply of Lube holding out? If you need any more shipped over, just let me know. :D:D:D
Oven Ready Eddie
14-12-08, 12:50
It tasted great over the grilled chicked that I basted with cum.
Did you ‘master’ baste it or just baste it?
I should remember as I was the chicken but I do recall being roasted and not grilled but maybe we can try that another time. :D
oh and btw the cum did wonders for my skin :eek:
carlos marvado
14-12-08, 13:01
Hi there Rooster. Bet you're glad that the piggies are back on the menu. :D:D:D
Go to the restaurant in the Shelbourne Hotel........Porc a la cum avec les truffes.
C'est magnifique!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oven Ready Eddie
14-12-08, 13:12
Hi there Rooster. Bet you're glad that the piggies are back on the menu. :D:D:D
Go to the restaurant in the Shelbourne Hotel........Porc a la cum avec les truffes.
C'est magnifique!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I coulda choked a chicken for a rasher sarnie last week. You should have seen the smug look on the pigs round here when they thought their bacon was saved till after Xmas but they ain’t laughing no more. [doctor evil laugh]
In a bid to survive past the new year I currently have my gob sealed on the exhaust of ole farmer browns jalopy to try and up my PCB intake and be deemed inedible. [get it? In Edd able?……why do I bother :D]
DollyDarling
14-12-08, 19:07
Did you ‘master’ baste it or just baste it?
I should remember as I was the chicken but I do recall being roasted and not grilled but maybe we can try that another time. :D
oh and btw the cum did wonders for my skin :eek:
And choose the finest ingredients, garanteeing you a lovely toned, firm, but soft and even skin. Grilling is alot better then roasting. It gets a little TOO HOT in the oven when you get roasted. Nice to have a slight breeze blowing over you when you start to get sweaty Eddie:D
I wouldnt mind leftovers too. So delicious, I dont mind looking like a piggy when i have 2nds. The plate and fork is a bit too big for my purse. People keep looking funny at me, when they see the plate sticking out the top of my purse, but I just smile and wink and say " Im on the quest for the perfect cum chicken. Gotta a problem with that piggies?":eek:
DollyDarling
14-12-08, 19:15
Hi there Rooster. Bet you're glad that the piggies are back on the menu. :D:D:D
Go to the restaurant in the Shelbourne Hotel........Porc a la cum avec les truffes.
C'est magnifique!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tastes marvelous. But did they remember to burn the cum before basting? Please TELL ME THEY DIDNT FORGET THE MINT GARNISH? Those truffes have to be tossed in olive oil and aged cum. Thats the only way to get the proper taste thats OH SO POPULAR IN BORDEAUX
I once visited a farm in Omagh, and the fatty wanted to show me his prize pig. He talked all about how he would use this part for this and that part for that. The pig blinked his eyelashes and looked at me sadly. Yes, I felt sad for him too. The only reconciliation I could offer him was the promise I would insist on basting him with that Bordeaux cum sauce, and give him a higher purpose on the menu. He did still blink at me. I don't think he felt any better.... Well, its a pain in the arse to be a mind reader of animals and beasts and men..... Ok, so when farmer fatty went in the house to bring out his dildo collection to show me, I did open the piggy gate and let that pig run as fast as pigs run, and he did get away I do believe. Well the farmer fatty was a little upset with losing his pig, but I just took a big dildo from his collection and shoved it up his arse, and one in his mouth, and he forgot quite instantly about the pig.
Yes lads, thats a true story :eek:
carlos marvado
14-12-08, 21:50
Tastes marvelous. But did they remember to burn the cum before basting? Please TELL ME THEY DIDNT FORGET THE MINT GARNISH? Those truffes have to be tossed in olive oil and aged cum. Thats the only way to get the proper taste thats OH SO POPULAR IN BORDEAUX
I once visited a farm in Omagh, and the fatty wanted to show me his prize pig. He talked all about how he would use this part for this and that part for that. The pig blinked his eyelashes and looked at me sadly. Yes, I felt sad for him too. The only reconciliation I could offer him was the promise I would insist on basting him with that Bordeaux cum sauce, and give him a higher purpose on the menu. He did still blink at me. I don't think he felt any better.... Well, its a pain in the arse to be a mind reader of animals and beasts and men..... Ok, so when farmer fatty went in the house to bring out his dildo collection to show me, I did open the piggy gate and let that pig run as fast as pigs run, and he did get away I do believe. Well the farmer fatty was a little upset with losing his pig, but I just took a big dildo from his collection and shoved it up his arse, and one in his mouth, and he forgot quite instantly about the pig.
Yes lads, thats a true story :eek:
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhh
I dont know what's funnier, piggy making a run for his life or fatty farmer taking a big dildo up his arse.
Dolly how could you tell which one was the piggy and which one the farmer. From the sound of it, they both looked pretty similar from the rear aspect.
Lmao. :D:D:D:D:D:D