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Hello you gorgeous Irish hunks of men you, Aunty is to embarassed to write her touring dates with PomPom and herself but you need to go ask her as she has some wonderful things instore for all you guys.......
Its going to be in call's and out call's and of course you will be able to see her walking the streets with PomPom and she will of course be taking her pooper scooper with her - she will of course be wearing PINK by way of a change - frankly i don't think you could miss her - she likes to be taken shopping so if you wish to take her to Brown and Thomas she would of course be thilled and make it worth your while.
She likes dinner dates and as she has a friend with a dog called Roly she likes to eat at Roly's. Her rates are frankly going to be upsetting most of the gorgeous ladies as they are not the going rate but she is such a nymphomaniac that she is doing all for practically nothing.
1 hour of fun and lots of Licks from PomPom is going to be Euros 100
2 Hours is going to be Euros 150 - she is happy to negotiate that
Dinner date for her and PomPom humping your leg .....a mere Euros 200
All night you need to call her on her telephone at Hilton Towers D4
Gentlemen, please be gentle with her she has never toured before neither has PomPom so give them a warm welcome to ensure that they come back to your fair shores again and again...........
Enjoy........... xxx Her ever loving Niece........The hot one:D:D:D
Hello you gorgeous Irish hunks of men you, Aunty is to embarassed to write her touring dates with PomPom and herself but you need to go ask her as she has some wonderful things instore for all you guys.......
Its going to be in call's and out call's and of course you will be able to see her walking the streets with PomPom and she will of course be taking her pooper scooper with her - she will of course be wearing PINK by way of a change - frankly i don't think you could miss her - she likes to be taken shopping so if you wish to take her to Brown and Thomas she would of course be thilled and make it worth your while.
She likes dinner dates and as she has a friend with a dog called Roly she likes to eat at Roly's. Her rates are frankly going to be upsetting most of the gorgeous ladies as they are not the going rate but she is such a nymphomaniac that she is doing all for practically nothing.
1 hour of fun and lots of Licks from PomPom is going to be Euros 100
2 Hours is going to be Euros 150 - she is happy to negotiate that
Dinner date for her and PomPom humping your leg .....a mere Euros 200
All night you need to call her on her telephone at Hilton Towers D4
Gentlemen, please be gentle with her she has never toured before neither has PomPom so give them a warm welcome to ensure that they come back to your fair shores again and again...........
Enjoy........... xxx Her ever loving Niece........The hot one:D:D:D
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......SCHNOZ!
hey you our lizbet, our clarence is all RAGING :mad: you know, so HE is. and you know i,m really starvin now cosa you, you know. rite rite rite.
i,ll get ya back you know, i,ll piss on your pillow, you know :mad:
then i,ll chew up your collection of croqueted toilet roll/dolly dresses, you know :mad:
then i,ll show granny that suitcase of money and the REAL copies of her jewelery that you,ve hidden, you know :mad:.
either that OR
you feed me......and give us a wee ride at your leg too :p :D :D
RITE RITE RITE :mad:
POMPOM
REMEMBER I KNOW A FEW PIT-BULLS FROM LIVERPOOL. RITE...RITE RITE
Hello you gorgeous Irish hunks of men you, Aunty is to embarassed to write her touring dates with PomPom and herself but you need to go ask her as she has some wonderful things instore for all you guys.......
Its going to be in call's and out call's and of course you will be able to see her walking the streets with PomPom and she will of course be taking her pooper scooper with her - she will of course be wearing PINK by way of a change - frankly i don't think you could miss her - she likes to be taken shopping so if you wish to take her to Brown and Thomas she would of course be thilled and make it worth your while.
She likes dinner dates and as she has a friend with a dog called Roly she likes to eat at Roly's. Her rates are frankly going to be upsetting most of the gorgeous ladies as they are not the going rate but she is such a nymphomaniac that she is doing all for practically nothing.
1 hour of fun and lots of Licks from PomPom is going to be Euros 100
2 Hours is going to be Euros 150 - she is happy to negotiate that
Dinner date for her and PomPom humping your leg .....a mere Euros 200
All night you need to call her on her telephone at Hilton Towers D4
Gentlemen, please be gentle with her she has never toured before neither has PomPom so give them a warm welcome to ensure that they come back to your fair shores again and again...........
Enjoy........... xxx Her ever loving Niece........The hot one:D:D:D
Aunty is sobbing her heart out with nobody replying, she was hopeful that the rates would swing it her way - obviously she thinks that the rates aren't quite to your liking or maybe its PomPom thats blowing it - she is mortified......... so she wants to show you her Pompom and maybe that will get some replies from you.
She has now told me that all the rates are negotiable although she wants to ask Gemma what her Niece should do as the godfather has asked her to come to Ireland for a week and how much she would want.........that's if there is any price that one can put on it.
To be honest she is driving me mad calling me all the day - really you wouldn't want to live next door to her, even PomPom is wailing in the corner and won't eat her caviar.
I will leave you a number and a picture of the dog so that you can talk to her as i have had enough to be quite frank............
Please boys...........ffs call her and ask her some details would make her day really or just tell her that you think she is a dream boat and so is the dog - or that you wanted to be her slave and that you would take the dog for walkies....... anything please cos she will start to talk to me calling me all sorts of names.
She has just called me again and she won't let me give out her no.......just can show you her spoilt little pedigree pooch.
FFS somebody call her........... or write her a review that could swing it??
Kisses .......... Her begging that you do the right thing niece.........Lillabet:eek::eek:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......SCHNOZ!
hey you our lizbet, our clarence is all RAGING :mad: you know, so HE is. and you know i,m really starvin now cosa you, you know. rite rite rite.
i,ll get ya back you know, i,ll piss on your pillow, you know :mad:
then i,ll chew up your collection of croqueted toilet roll/dolly dresses, you know :mad:
then i,ll show granny that suitcase of money and the REAL copies of her jewelery that you,ve hidden, you know :mad:.
either that OR
you feed me......and give us a wee ride at your leg too :p :D :D
RITE RITE RITE :mad:
POMPOM
REMEMBER I KNOW A FEW PIT-BULLS FROM LIVERPOOL. RITE...RITE RITE
YOU FAKER.........THATS NOT OUR CLARENCES POMPOM THATS SOME HEINZ57 -
How could you do that to Clarence, she is sobbing so hard that tissues are of no use - having to use a tea towel. The total disgust in no repies means that she has now had a change of heart and thinking of keeping her rates as they stand and sod the recession.
How could you do this you cheap nasty Google image.
She hopes you have a rotten Chrismas and a lousy New Year you pink died Google Heinz57 Image...........
Angry of Hilton Towers.........Only nice people get in touch and get in touch soon or she won't just be nasty she will send pictures of that minger of a dog to all the Hotels in Ireland and inform them that she is working from out of them........she will - she can be like that when she doesn't get her own way.
Watch out..............Clarences Claws are out, forget about Paws or BiggerPaws - she will make them look like cuddly little bears........I have warned you......... xxx Lillabet.:eek:
YOU FAKER.........THATS NOT OUR CLARENCES POMPOM THATS SOME HEINZ57 -
How could you do that to Clarence, she is sobbing so hard that tissues are of no use - having to use a tea towel. The total disgust in no repies means that she has now had a change of heart and thinking of keeping her rates as they stand and sod the recession.
How could you do this you cheap nasty Google image.
She hopes you have a rotten Chrismas and a lousy New Year you pink died Google Heinz57 Image...........
Angry of Hilton Towers.........Only nice people get in touch and get in touch soon or she won't just be nasty she will send pictures of that minger of a dog to all the Hotels in Ireland and inform them that she is working from out of them........she will - she can be like that when she doesn't get her own way.
Watch out..............Clarences Claws are out, forget about Paws or BiggerPaws - she will make them look like cuddly little bears........I have warned you......... xxx Lillabet.:eek:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............schlemiel!!!!!:mad:
rite rite rite
of course its not me pompom in my avatar pic, i,m not going to put my real pic there incase someone recognises me, you big HUCK rite rite rite.
you know, i,ve has rounded up a few BAD BOYS, rite rite rite you know, we,re coming round to sort you out our lizbet putz
rite rite rite
pompom
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............schlemiel!!!!!:mad:
rite rite rite
of course its not me pompom in my avatar pic, i,m not going to put my real pic there incase someone recognises me, you big HUCK rite rite rite.
you know, i,ve has rounded up a few BAD BOYS, rite rite rite you know, we,re coming round to sort you out our lizbet putz
rite rite rite
pompom
So you think thats a picture of PomPom.............huh you gotta be kidding - so where are all these guys that want to call my Aunty you tell me if you dont i will come around and strangle you with your own lead.............get it.
See now you are getting me angry you pathetic little Arsehole supporter..........:p:p:p
So you think thats a picture of PomPom.............huh you gotta be kidding - so where are all these guys that want to call my Aunty you tell me if you dont i will come around and strangle you with your own lead.............get it.
See now you are getting me angry you pathetic little Arsehole supporter..........:p:p:p
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............................schlub!!!!!!!!!!
rite rite rite this scary lukin dog is my mate, rite. :D
see what a nice towel clarence has got you for xmas :p
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............................schlub!!!!!!!!!!
rite rite rite this scary lukin dog is my mate, rite. :D
see what a nice towel clarence has got you for xmas :p
I can show you the real me...........cos this is me PomPom so watch it you old git.
clarence hilten
26-11-08, 12:27
I can show you the real me...........cos this is me PomPom so watch it you old git.
poor little Pompom :mad: NAUGHTY NAUGHTY LIZBET :mad:
pompom could hardly finish his salmon he was soooo distraught :mad:
hes been running around piddling all over the house, so if you find a bit of wet newspaper in any of your belonging Lizbet then you,ll know how upset hes been at that picture of that big SCARY schvartze devil dog you posted up.
POOR LITTLE BABY POMPOM
BUT WHAT A NIGHT I HAD !!! :)
HELLO BOYS :):):):) i wont tell, i,m sure no-one here want to hear all the biz with the E-I punters last night ;)
luvey ducks
clarence
Bigbadjohn
26-11-08, 15:05
poor little Pompom :mad: NAUGHTY NAUGHTY LIZBET :mad:
pompom could hardly finish his salmon he was soooo distraught :mad:
hes been running around piddling all over the house, so if you find a bit of wet newspaper in any of your belonging Lizbet then you,ll know how upset hes been at that picture of that big SCARY schvartze devil dog you posted up.
POOR LITTLE BABY POMPOM
BUT WHAT A NIGHT I HAD !!! :)
HELLO BOYS :):):):) i wont tell, i,m sure no-one here want to hear all the biz with the E-I punters last night ;)
luvey ducks
clarence
howdy there young madam clarance :)
me and my dogs are a comin down your way from the mountains and need a bit of rough play wi a dame :)
so know any1 that likes to play around a bit ????:cool:
we will of course throw the "lucky girl" a few bob for the "time and companionship" har har
heres a pic of my 2 dogs in their biker leather jackets, who really fancy pompom har har
bigbadjohn
clarence hilten
26-11-08, 17:53
howdy there young madam clarance :)
me and my dogs are a comin down your way from the mountains and need a bit of rough play wi a dame :)
so know any1 that likes to play around a bit ????:cool:
we will of course throw the "lucky girl" a few bob for the "time and companionship" har har
heres a pic of my 2 dogs in their biker leather jackets, who really fancy pompom har har
bigbadjohn
COO-EY DUCKY :) I KNOW JUST THE DAME FOR YOU BIG FELLA :)
OUR LIZBET
SHE LIKE HER BIT OF ROUGH ALL RIGHT :D.:p but that would be telling :rolleyes:
and shes sooooo FUNNY too :) she has me in fits of laughter OHHHHHHHH i could scream :eek:
I,M JUST Sooooo DYING TO SPILL THE BEANS. ITS JUST Toooooo FUNNY.
LIZBET IS JUST DYING TO KNOW WHO HER auntie CLARENCE IS :D
but shes just so going to have to wait to the big show on xmas day :D
anyway, ducky my rates for you would be in terms of gifts.
i want
1.a pair of long PINK sequin gloves
2. a new playtex cross your heart bra, pink of course!
3. a large clothespeg for lizbet,s nose so that she doesn,t look as much like the child-catcher
lotsa luvey ducks
CLARENCE
COO-EY DUCKY :) I KNOW JUST THE DAME FOR YOU BIG FELLA :)
OUR LIZBET
SHE LIKE HER BIT OF ROUGH ALL RIGHT :D.:p but that would be telling :rolleyes:
and shes sooooo FUNNY too :) she has me in fits of laughter OHHHHHHHH i could scream :eek:
I,M JUST Sooooo DYING TO SPILL THE BEANS. ITS JUST Toooooo FUNNY.
LIZBET IS JUST DYING TO KNOW WHO HER auntie CLARENCE IS :D
but shes just so going to have to wait to the big show on xmas day :D
anyway, ducky my rates for you would be in terms of gifts.
i want
1.a pair of long PINK sequin gloves
2. a new playtex cross your heart bra, pink of course!
3. a large clothespeg for lizbet,s nose so that she doesn,t look as much like the child-catcher
lotsa luvey ducks
CLARENCE
Clarence,
I am sorry but i have had to cancel your tour due to nobody making any enquiries about a visit with you.
Te he........... now go cry to Patty but you started it............:p:p:D:D:D:eek::eek: