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Gem congrats on going ahead with your retirement. I wish you all the best but I do hope it is for all of the right reasons. I tried to call you to tell you personally but did not get any success. You truely were the Queen of Oral and of GFE. I wish you all of the best in your new life and relationship. Hope he treats you right.
GF
Gem congrats on going ahead with your retirement. I wish you all the best but I do hope it is for all of the right reasons. I tried to call you to tell you personally but did not get any success. You truely were the Queen of Oral and of GFE. I wish you all of the best in your new life and relationship. Hope he treats you right.
GF
Gemma and myself are old enough and ugly enough to sort the likes of you out - no response - dont you get the picture yet??? If you were not so full of shit you would of seen that she will be returning to the world of escorting next year but wollowing in your own pathetic misery you didnt see that.
If you carry on this way there will be not one girl that would see you incase you attach yourself the way you have with gemma.
I could not believe that you were only 28........read what you write, you are like a dirty old man whose life has fallen apart after his wife of 40 years has passed away and not knowing which way to turn..........its not pathetic , well it is and sad - but you have not lost your partner of 40 years, you just make yourself look utterly and completely stupid.
Lizzy :eek::eek:
Oven Ready Eddie
24-11-08, 20:11
Thank fuck for that. Jesus it was like waiting for the Queen Mother to pop her clogs. :D
Do u get a gold clock Gemma? [that cLock btw] and is there any truth in the rumor that you are in fact Santa’s little helper and that’s why u are retiring so close to xmas to help him with his ‘deliveries’
Only messing Gemma, happy retirement……I said,
HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Bless, the hearing goes at that age, next stop adult diapers, its all ahead of ya Gemma but just imagine what ya can do when your teeth fall out ;)
big daddy 69
24-11-08, 22:39
boo hoo sadfather get the violins out u sad bastard your still not getting a goodbye shag:p
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Best of luck gem i'm sure it'l all work out 4 ya;)
Well done Gemma.. hope you get wha you want out of life.
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Thank fuck for that. Jesus it was like waiting for the Queen Mother to pop her clogs. :D
Do u get a gold clock Gemma? [that cLock btw] and is there any truth in the rumor that you are in fact Santa’s little helper and that’s why u are retiring so close to xmas to help him with his ‘deliveries’
Only messing Gemma, happy retirement……I said,
HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Bless, the hearing goes at that age, next stop adult diapers, its all ahead of ya Gemma but just imagine what ya can do when your teeth fall out ;)
EDDIE ALL YOU GUYS, SHE IS NOT RETIRING SHE IS JUST NOT WORKING UNTIL 2009 WHEN SHE WILL BE BACK IF YOU READ..............SHE IS NOT RETIRING JUST DOING A JESSE JAMES - MIND HER RETIREMENT WAS A JOKE.......STILL GEMMA IS STILL AROUND JUST NOT ABOUT FOR THE ESCORTING.......
GEMMA FOR GOODNESS SAKE TELL THEM OR THEY WILL GO ELSEWHERE........
I JUST WROTE TO THE NUTTER TO SAY BACK OFF COS HES A SADOE......
IF YOU DONT COME BACK IN THE NEW YEAR, SHOULD I START TO LEARN HOW TO KNIT LITTLE BOOTIES FOR YOU AND BIGPAWS.........
CANT KNIT SO HAVE NO FEAR........- MAKE NOTE LEARN TO KNIT........
TAKE CARE AND GET THE BOYS RIGHT HERE COS YOU NEED TO NOT LOSE CLIENTS TO THE OTHER BJ QUEENS.
LIZZY:rolleyes::rolleyes:
sexybabehere
25-11-08, 13:37
I will not be retrning in 2009. I do not know where you got the idea of me returning. I have retired for good. Thank you though for offering to knit booties but I do not think I will need them for a couple of years :)
Gemma
XxX
I will not be retrning in 2009. I do not know where you got the idea of me returning. I have retired for good. Thank you though for offering to knit booties but I do not think I will need them for a couple of years :)
Gemma
XxX
PROBABLY TAKE ME THAT LONG TO LEARN HOW TO KNIT ANYWAY........
TALKING OF NUTS DO YOU KNOW WHO CLARENCE IS??? GOT ANY IDEAS?
WOULD IT BE OK WITH YOU IF AUNTY CLARENCE ON HER TOUR CALLED HERSELF THE BLOW JOB QUEEN SEEING AS YOU NO LONGER NEED THE TITLE OR MAYBE POMPOM COULD USE THAT AS IM SURE THEY ARE GOING TO NEED ALL THE PUBLICITY THOSE TWO CAN GET.
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY ............ SORRY REALLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE BACK THIS COMING YEAR.......
TAKE CARE PET AND LOOK AFTER YOURSELF..........FIND A NICE GUY - AND DONT WORRY I THINK THAT ALL REOLISE THAT THE GODFATHER OR GRANDFATHER THE WAY HE GOES ON WILL NEVER LATCH ONTO ANOTHER - MUST OF BEEN BLOODY AWFUL TO HAVE A STALKER.......... AUNTY CLARENCE HAS ONE BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY -
xxx Lizzy - The hot one.........Pimping for her aunty in Ireland - Hilton Towers D4
Gemma and myself are old enough and ugly enough to sort the likes of you out - no response - dont you get the picture yet??? If you were not so full of shit you would of seen that she will be returning to the world of escorting next year but wollowing in your own pathetic misery you didnt see that.
If you carry on this way there will be not one girl that would see you incase you attach yourself the way you have with gemma.
I could not believe that you were only 28........read what you write, you are like a dirty old man whose life has fallen apart after his wife of 40 years has passed away and not knowing which way to turn..........its not pathetic , well it is and sad - but you have not lost your partner of 40 years, you just make yourself look utterly and completely stupid.
Lizzy :eek::eek:
Name your price my dear Elizabeth and I will pay you to come to Ireland for a week full of treats
GF
Name your price my dear Elizabeth and I will pay you to come to Ireland for a week full of treats
GF
Watch you back Lizzy.. Gemmas retired and Sadfather needs a new victim...
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Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 17:36
Name your price my dear Elizabeth and I will pay you to come to Ireland for a week full of treats
GF
Back off G man, Liz is chewing on my gibblets this Christmas she said she prefers em to even what Harrods has in store so what can u offer that beats that ?
Liz my sexy semi psychotic seductress, my coup is at your disposal. I’ll treat u like the queen u are and the woman u never knew u could be.
Moment of truth Liz, are you into a man of means or a rooster of substance ? Ireland awaits.
Wealth is not measured in pounds spent but in memories made.
Back off G man, Liz is chewing on my gibblets this Christmas she said she prefers em to even what Harrods has in store so what can u offer that beats that ?
Liz my sexy semi psychotic seductress, my coup is at your disposal. I’ll treat u like the queen u are and the woman u never knew u could be.
Moment of truth Liz, are you into a man of means or a rooster of substance ? Ireland awaits.
Wealth is not measured in pounds spent but in memories made.
Ohhhhhhhhh fighting over saggy old me........t.hee:D:D:D
Show you a picture of me and then you see if you fancy a bit of hanky panky -
Look its not me its Clarence that is worried that maybe 100 euros is too much for an hour i don't know.........seems very reasonable to me all things considered it her and pompom
She lives in her mansion in Ireland - Also called Hilton Towers.........Jesus better than any hotel and she can do out calls too........she has the FAB 1 pink roller to driver her around and Parker to make sure that she has a lift and condoms and her marbles really - still i think she lost them a long time ago..........
I want to say that as much as i adore you............ i don't have gas i have electric - so can you tell me if your location is gas mark 4 whats that about 180 degrees -
Can't cook to save my life still - at least i never get the chance to poison anyone cos i dont cook - not real food..........ping queen of cuisine though - hey that can be my logo cos Gemma was the blow job queen bet there isnt a ping queen of cuisine..........
Kiss, kiss .............. I only have top ping cuisine - naturally......went without saying really.:eek::eek::eek:
thehighwayman
25-11-08, 19:22
Now you know how Gemma felt. But you've got 2 stalkers:D
Now you know how Gemma felt. But you've got 2 stalkers:D
If you want to stalk me on Black Bess......well thats totally different.......Cos all i want from you is your swag.......
Yes i have decided that Clarence is going to be the New Blow Job Queen........suits her i think........cos she is afterall full of hot air.......tee he:p:p
Someone should tell Clarence that the Bastard in the Black is wearing PINK...yikes.
God father won't stalk me, he isn't interested in me.......he should be more interested in saving his marriage.
Kiss, Kiss........... Lizzy:):):)
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 20:24
Ohhhhhhhhh fighting over saggy old me........t.hee:D:D:D
Show you a picture of me and then you see if you fancy a bit of hanky panky -
Look its not me its Clarence that is worried that maybe 100 euros is too much for an hour i don't know.........seems very reasonable to me all things considered it her and pompom
She lives in her mansion in Ireland - Also called Hilton Towers.........Jesus better than any hotel and she can do out calls too........she has the FAB 1 pink roller to driver her around and Parker to make sure that she has a lift and condoms and her marbles really - still i think she lost them a long time ago..........
I want to say that as much as i adore you............ i don't have gas i have electric - so can you tell me if your location is gas mark 4 whats that about 180 degrees -
Can't cook to save my life still - at least i never get the chance to poison anyone cos i dont cook - not real food..........ping queen of cuisine though - hey that can be my logo cos Gemma was the blow job queen bet there isnt a ping queen of cuisine..........
Kiss, kiss .............. I only have top ping cuisine - naturally......went without saying really.:eek::eek::eek:
Just be gentle an u can ping me anyday :D
I liking what I see, ok I might not survive the night but fuck whata night an the life expectancy of an oven readie is only measured in weeks anyways so what the hey.
Liz anytime you wanna negotiate the minefield that is paddiesville inc. I’ll pm directions to my little patch of heaven here in the emerald isle, don’t worry about my chosen method of cooking you won’t be anywhere near the kitchen, not because of all the knifes mind, no, more in the chicken coup is where I plan to set up base camp for operation lovin lizzy, nest is feathered, supplies are in,
stab proof vest,
lube,
first aid kit,
more lube,
hostage negotiation made easy handbook,
emergency lube :D.
Chealsea away kit
So give me a bell as to dates an I’ll give the 500 ole battery hens the night off. As they would cramp my style. I can’t guarantee my humble and meager offerings will be up to Gordons standard but it will be different I promise you that and we will all know if Liz the London legend is worth a little lolly, and if my review is not up before xmas I’d ask someone to call the guards as it will mean she just might be a little bit loony and choked this poor ole chicken.
:D:):D:) xxx
Prostitutes go to Navan its just their Clients that go to Kell’s
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 20:32
Now you know how Gemma felt. But you've got 2 stalkers:D
Ya Highway man but I’ve got new batteries in my nightsights so that'll give me the edge, where Godfather goes wrong is he rings them first, that’s a common enough error new stalkers make. If I’ve told them once in my stalking for dummys workshop and support group I’ve told them a thousand times its not technically stalking if they,
A
Know who you are
B
Know your on your way
And last but not least lads an for the love of Miley
C
Post and tell everyone that you are a stalker.
(oppps, guess I just broke rule C feck back to the cammo tent lads) :D
Sorry God, no harm meant but if we did'nt laugh we'd have to cry.
Ya Highway man but I’ve got new batteries in my nightsights so that'll give me the edge, where Godfather goes wrong is he rings them first, that’s a common enough error new stalkers make. If I’ve told them once in my stalking for dummys workshop and support group I’ve told them a thousand times its not technically stalking if they,
A
Know who you are
B
Know your on your way
And last but not least lads an for the love of Miley
C
Post and tell everyone that you are a stalker.
(oppps, guess I just broke rule C feck back to the cammo tent lads) :D
Sorry God, no harm meant but if we did'nt laugh we'd have to cry.
CAN YOU TRANSLATE FOR ME SOME OF THOSE WORDS COS I DONT UNDERSTAND
FECK BACK TO THE CAMMO TENT LADS - IS THAT SOME SORT OF TALKING IN TONGUES OR DARE ONE SAY GAELIC - THATS NOT RUDE OR IS IT RUDE WHAT YOU SAID THERE.
HE HE HE GALLAS GOT ONE DISALLOWED.........HE HE HE..................
So now its you, thehighwayman and the godfather all going to stalk me .......FABULOUS.
Just bring Aunty along and the godfather will wish he was in another stratasphere...:D:D:D
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 20:58
CAN YOU TRANSLATE FOR ME SOME OF THOSE WORDS COS I DONT UNDERSTAND
FECK BACK TO THE CAMMO TENT LADS - IS THAT SOME SORT OF TALKING IN TONGUES OR DARE ONE SAY GAELIC - THATS NOT RUDE OR IS IT RUDE WHAT YOU SAID THERE.
HE HE HE GALLAS GOT ONE DISALLOWED.........HE HE HE..................
So now its you, thehighwayman and the godfather all going to stalk me .......FABULOUS.
Just bring Aunty along and the godfather will wish he was in another stratasphere...:D:D:D
Just get your sweet self over here and i'll gladly gae lick u all over and speak with forked tongue. ;)
Cammo meant camouflage as I’d imagine it standard equipment for todays professional stalker who values his comfort when on the prowl. :D
Just out of interest in which order do you want us? One at a time or all together its just I’d rather go either second or last, just in case the rumors are true my love, no offense but I have a lot of hens depending on me and u would not want a shortage of eggs for breakie now do ya?. If anything happens to the other two it no big loss. :D
Just get your sweet self over here and i'll gladly gae lick u all over and speak with forked tongue. ;)
Cammo meant camouflage as I’d imagine it standard equipment for todays professional stalker who values his comfort when on the prowl. :D
Just out of interest in which order do you want us? One at a time or all together its just I’d rather go either second or last, just in case the rumors are true my love, no offense but I have a lot of hens depending on me and u would not want a shortage of eggs for breakie now do ya?. If anything happens to the other two it no big loss. :D
DEPENDS ON WHO THE THREE OF YOU ARE..............
If you are a chicken farmer.........then im not interested - i like townies........you know clean hands that sort of thing - one doesnt like to mingle with those that hand Chickens etc., unless you are a filthy rich bastard that employs staff to do all the work.........
Thing is i wasn't in all actuallity expecting a 'gang bang' - so it would be a one at a time thing - maybe Annasavicha and i could both see the lot of you and do that in one hit - interested..........
xxx The hot one............ xxx (Dont you talk in double Dutch ever again).;););)
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 22:24
DEPENDS ON WHO THE THREE OF YOU ARE..............
If you are a chicken farmer.........then im not interested - i like townies........you know clean hands that sort of thing - one doesnt like to mingle with those that hand Chickens etc., unless you are a filthy rich bastard that employs staff to do all the work.........
Thing is i wasn't in all actuallity expecting a 'gang bang' - so it would be a one at a time thing - maybe Annasavicha and i could both see the lot of you and do that in one hit - interested..........
xxx The hot one............ xxx (Dont you talk in double Dutch ever again).;););)
I really should not talk with my mouth full. It’s a failing of mine that you will find out in de course ;) subject to financial negotiation.
Where there’s muck theirs brass Liz, but no sweet cheeks I ain’t no chicken farmer my eggs are far more lucrative and I don’t keep em in one basket either.
I really should not talk with my mouth full. It’s a failing of mine that you will find out in de course ;) subject to financial negotiation.
Where there’s muck theirs brass Liz, but no sweet cheeks I ain’t no chicken farmer my eggs are far more lucrative and I don’t keep em in one basket either.
IM JUST LOOKING, IM NOT BUYING........AS THE STEREOPHONICS SAID.........
I'm a bit disillusioned with life at the moment......... I get very confused with the way the world works and right now im confused................
Time for me to retire i think........3 years of this takes its toll.........and if any escort tells you any different they are liars.....
Or should i say, take some time out away from this.... Financial negotiations.......
whats to negotiate........you want to pay me more happy to accept - can take all cards or Euro's just not Dollars........right now just can't be arsed with any of it.
Probably feel different tomorrow...... Who knows? Who cares? Only me.......:confused:
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 23:01
IM JUST LOOKING, IM NOT BUYING........AS THE STEREOPHONICS SAID.........
I'm a bit disillusioned with life at the moment......... I get very confused with the way the world works and right now im confused................
Time for me to retire i think........3 years of this takes its toll.........and if any escort tells you any different they are liars.....
Or should i say, take some time out away from this.... Financial negotiations.......
whats to negotiate........you want to pay me more happy to accept - can take all cards or Euro's just not Dollars........right now just can't be arsed with any of it.
Probably feel different tomorrow...... Who knows? Who cares? Only me.......:confused:
You seem a little reflective Liz and agree with what you say, it does take its toll and your right anyone says different is either lying or deluding themselves but the fact you are aware it takes its toll in many and varied guises is the best measure against the worst effects, forewarned is forearmed Liz so can I ask to ease up here for your own sake as some battles here are not your own, from your last pics a few posts back you are a lovely looking woman but this place can age a person just as much as life itself and for what Liz? Cyber battles with shadows.
Stay reflective Liz, I like it.
DollyDarling
26-11-08, 07:23
You mentioned you might come to New York to do some shopping. The sales have started. My lovely Madison Ave is affordable. Everything is half off. It would be lovely if you came over. I need a shopping partner. Its not as much fun shopping on my own.
clarence hilten
26-11-08, 11:20
You mentioned you might come to New York to do some shopping. The sales have started. My lovely Madison Ave is affordable. Everything is half off. It would be lovely if you came over. I need a shopping partner. Its not as much fun shopping on my own.
oh lizbet, please say YES, we are going to dollys in NY :) with me as your style consultant
i,d just so love clothes shopping and our lizbet just hasnt got a clue about style or what suits her or anything. well, says i, thats what she get for watching all that soccer instead of Trinny and Suzanne :eek: honestly, lizbet runs around the house all day in her chelsea skip. the nearest she,s got to style is when she got granny to sew on all those sequins onto her blue shorts :p
and then there was that embarrassing calamity with her HAIR. oh, Yehushua, Jehovah and Abraham it was just SOOOOOO funny :D i dont usually tell tales but,
last night granny, shergar and i were stuck in the kitchen watching Miss Naked Beauty and the gorgeous Shona winning. lizbet, as usual was watching football on the big telly in the living room.
Well i have never heard such cursing and swearing :eek: all the baddest words of the day :( dreck, klutz, mamzer nebbish etc etc (and those were the nice ones)
anyway, lizbet must imagine she was playing too for there she is pretending to dribble the ball, pass and shoot as if shes really there. :rolleyes: well Miss Naked Beauty had just finished and we all had quietly slipped into the room, for its not safe to make any noise. just then someone was taking a long throw-in on the tv. lizbet as usual was soooo carried away and she done this big diving header landing on the sofa.
GOAL she roared!!!!!!
Thats when her WIG fell right off :eek: oh my Jehovah, Lizbet has a Beckham style skinhead under her wig :eek:
maybe we can buy some wig glue for lizbet when we go to NY ????
lotsa luvy ducks
Clarence
sexybabehere
26-11-08, 13:32
PROBABLY TAKE ME THAT LONG TO LEARN HOW TO KNIT ANYWAY........
TALKING OF NUTS DO YOU KNOW WHO CLARENCE IS??? GOT ANY IDEAS?
WOULD IT BE OK WITH YOU IF AUNTY CLARENCE ON HER TOUR CALLED HERSELF THE BLOW JOB QUEEN SEEING AS YOU NO LONGER NEED THE TITLE OR MAYBE POMPOM COULD USE THAT AS IM SURE THEY ARE GOING TO NEED ALL THE PUBLICITY THOSE TWO CAN GET.
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY ............ SORRY REALLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE BACK THIS COMING YEAR.......
TAKE CARE PET AND LOOK AFTER YOURSELF..........FIND A NICE GUY - AND DONT WORRY I THINK THAT ALL REOLISE THAT THE GODFATHER OR GRANDFATHER THE WAY HE GOES ON WILL NEVER LATCH ONTO ANOTHER - MUST OF BEEN BLOODY AWFUL TO HAVE A STALKER.......... AUNTY CLARENCE HAS ONE BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY -
xxx Lizzy - The hot one.........Pimping for her aunty in Ireland - Hilton Towers D4
Of course Clarence can have th title. I do not need it anymore.
Gemma
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oh lizbet, please say YES, we are going to dollys in NY :) with me as your style consultant
i,d just so love clothes shopping and our lizbet just hasnt got a clue about style or what suits her or anything. well, says i, thats what she get for watching all that soccer instead of Trinny and Suzanne :eek: honestly, lizbet runs around the house all day in her chelsea skip. the nearest she,s got to style is when she got granny to sew on all those sequins onto her blue shorts :p
and then there was that embarrassing calamity with her HAIR. oh, Yehushua, Jehovah and Abraham it was just SOOOOOO funny :D i dont usually tell tales but,
last night granny, shergar and i were stuck in the kitchen watching Miss Naked Beauty and the gorgeous Shona winning. lizbet, as usual was watching football on the big telly in the living room.
Well i have never heard such cursing and swearing :eek: all the baddest words of the day :( dreck, klutz, mamzer nebbish etc etc (and those were the nice ones)
anyway, lizbet must imagine she was playing too for there she is pretending to dribble the ball, pass and shoot as if shes really there. :rolleyes: well Miss Naked Beauty had just finished and we all had quietly slipped into the room, for its not safe to make any noise. just then someone was taking a long throw-in on the tv. lizbet as usual was soooo carried away and she done this big diving header landing on the sofa.
GOAL she roared!!!!!!
Thats when her WIG fell right off :eek: oh my Jehovah, Lizbet has a Beckham style skinhead under her wig :eek:
maybe we can buy some wig glue for lizbet when we go to NY ????
lotsa luvy ducks
Clarence
Just shut up..........she didn't invite you now did she - so just put a sock in it.Those words that you use are not acceptable for this site if but patricia were to Google Yiddish words you will be kicked off the board you swine.
I am a little nebbish thats a nice word a term of endearment but as for the others, and anyway that was last night - tell the old woman to find those lucky chelsea socks of mine i thing i may need them in the threatre to watch the game.
Anyway i dont think that i wear a wig - but you do cos you lost all your hair trying to do some chips and the chip fat went everywhere and started a fire..........not a pretty site still pompoms hair semi grew back........
Just was going to tell you some good news about the dog and that i have seen it and with whom she was with - looked a damn site happier with her than with you all dressed in ermine........gessing yet, lots of corgies with her too and she had a little crown and was waving too.
Not going to tell though cos you aren't behaving today and you gunnif you stole my rollers too the Carmen rollers to do what i dont know cos that hair is beyond redemption and you havent written anything nice about me when that girl was nasty so the answer is no.
Now you minger go change grandmas nappy its your turn and wash your hands when you have finished.........:D:D:D
The Niece that loves Dolly More but not as much as Anna :eek::eek::eek: