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thehighwayman
24-11-08, 13:37
This is the cast for the E-I Nativity:D
Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia
thehighwayman
24-11-08, 13:40
All we need now is a script:D
annasavicha
24-11-08, 13:59
This is the cast for the E-I Nativity:D
Angel Gabriel
I m only casting if she s as pretty as me :D
Bigbadjohn
24-11-08, 14:03
This is the cast for the E-I Nativity:D
Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia
UNBELIEVABLE!!! already a picture has been taken from the first rehearsal.:D
here we can see epsilon and liz being presented with gifts from anon, carlos and big daddy (dreamon unfortunately got caught)
:p :p :p
bbj
thehighwayman
24-11-08, 14:09
I m only casting if she s as pretty as me :D
It'll be hard to find anyone as pretty as you so you got the part;)
This is the cast for the E-I Nativity:D
Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia
We could do it like the Royal Family - (Caroline Aherns Royal Family)
I do have one major problem with this........i think you can see it -
If i Mary have to have sex with Epsilon to make a baby Jesus - can you
see my dilema here........also this may come as a terrible shock to you
here but - dare i say this - I'm not a virgin......ahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!
I know came as a surprise to me too........still i have a very cunning plan
you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
Then we could ride off into the sunset.......
You wanna.......... xxx :D:D:D
All we need now is a script:D
YOU CAN GET ONE AT SMITHS I THINK.........OR JUST GET ONE OF US TO
PINCH ONE FROM ANY GOOD HOTEL OR BAD COME TO THAT -
THE SCRIPTURES ARE ALL WRITTEN..........ALL WE NEED NOW IS A HAY
LOFT PERHAPS OLD STARBUCK1 COULD HELP THERE WITH HIS STEPTOE
AND SON TRAVELLING CART.......
THINK ANNA SHOULD BE MARY.........COS I ALREADY GAVE BIRTH ONCE AND
FRANKLY I THINK SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD ENJOY.........T.HEE NO EPIDURAL
FOR HER OR GAS AND AIR TO GET HIGH ON. OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS.;)
lIZZY:D:D:D
thehighwayman
24-11-08, 14:46
you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
That was always part of the plan don't tell anyone. I am a highwayman of course:D Theres no shortage of contenders for Mary. Casting for Mary is ongoing any suggestions? But it's hard to get a virgin here, were on an escort site:D
That was always part of the plan don't tell anyone. I am a highwayman of course:D Theres no shortage of contenders for Mary. Casting for Mary is ongoing any suggestions? But it's hard to get a virgin here, were on an escort site:D
i,d love to be an actress on stage mr highway man. :)
is there any parts for me?? :o
please? even a small part? :o
i promise i,ll not make an ass of myself :p
shergar
mommy hilton the 69th
24-11-08, 16:29
mommy wants in my walking isnt great these days but perhaps i could put a sheep costume on & go on my hands & knees????
mommy wants in my walking isnt great these days but perhaps i could put a sheep costume on & go on my hands & knees????
It says by your name, Mummy Hilton will be famous soon enough - think its too late now dont you........come on if you were going to be famous you would of managed it by now.
It isnt my gig but i dont want you in the panto........and thehighwayman is my friend and not yours so you need to go grovel to him.......:p:p:p
mommy hilton the 69th
24-11-08, 16:56
It says by your name, Mummy Hilton will be famous soon enough - think its too late now dont you........come on if you were going to be famous you would of managed it by now.
It isnt my gig but i dont want you in the panto........and thehighwayman is my friend and not yours so you need to go grovel to him.......:p:p:p
Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now:D
Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now:D
THOSE ARE THE ONLY LIGHTS ARE ON AND THERE IS NOBODY AT HOME........
GRANNY.........YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR RESUMING YOUR CAREER ON THE STAGE
I AM JUST TELLING YOU AS THE HIGHWAY MAN WONT BE AS HARSH AS I.
ANYWAY, WE ARE ONLY IN IT FOR THE GIFTS FROM THE THREE WISE MEN......:p:p
thehighwayman
24-11-08, 18:54
Baby Jesus wasn't cast yet because he wasn't born yet. We can kill 2 birds with the one stone with the pregnant escort from the clients requests section. So if we ever find a pregnant escort we'll have a Mary and Jesus.
Alec Horan
24-11-08, 18:54
This is the cast for the E-I Nativity:D
Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia
as long as i'm the shepherd who gets to say
'Lets get the flock outta here !':D
ps who the hell is gonna play mary magdalene in the sequel ????:eek:
carlos marvado
24-11-08, 19:11
We could do it like the Royal Family - (Caroline Aherns Royal Family)
I do have one major problem with this........i think you can see it -
If i Mary have to have sex with Epsilon to make a baby Jesus - can you
see my dilema here........also this may come as a terrible shock to you
here but - dare i say this - I'm not a virgin......ahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!
I know came as a surprise to me too........still i have a very cunning plan
you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
Then we could ride off into the sunset.......
You wanna.......... xxx :D:D:D
A great idea highway. As for the script, Luke 2.1-20 and Matthew 1.18-2.12 give an outline, but this needs to be fleshed out...............as in the word became flesh dont you know.
The virgin character is a big problem for the casting department. Without beating around the bush (what f***ing bush?), you would have more chance of finding a needle in a haystack or getting a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than finding a virgin on E-I. However, there is a solution at hand.....born again virginity, a simple surgical proceedure which will make the lucky actress (Hot Lizzy Hilton) as tight as a virgin again.
Now as one of the wise men (thank you for that piece of ingenious casting), in this case, the one bearing the present of gold, I think that qualifies me to relieve Lizzy of her born again virginity and thus enable her to give birth without too much discomforture.
Any candidates yet for the Donkey and the Sheep? If you plan to do it Panto style, you could of course introduce a whole range of interesting characters e,g. the baby Jesus' TS Fairy Godmother. :D:D:D
mommy hilton the 69th
24-11-08, 20:23
those are the only lights are on and there is nobody at home........
Granny.........you are too old for resuming your career on the stage
i am just telling you as the highway man wont be as harsh as i.
Anyway, we are only in it for the gifts from the three wise men......:p:p
god damm it the 3 wise men was the bit mommys been waiting on:(
Oven Ready Eddie
24-11-08, 20:29
I m only casting if she s as pretty as me :D
You did fall from heaven after all.
Just keep yer eye on the three wise men. I hear they write the odd bad review and their gifts are from last years argos book. :)
Any candidates yet for the Donkey and the Sheep? If you plan to do it Panto style. :D:D:D
hi HAND-som, you know, ive a bit of a TRACK RECORD for the theatre, and i dont mean the operating one, haw haw. ive had a STAGE COACH or 2 in my time you know, haw haw. ive performed in front of people, ok, in a ring haw haw. pick me, pick me and i swear i wont make a big ass of myself. haw haw he he haw! shergar
I m only casting if she s as pretty as me :D
Anna. we could never find an angel as beautiful as you. So we will have to go with this costume..
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb293/fairydance2000/fairies/483uuly.jpg
UNBELIEVABLE!!! already a picture has been taken from the first rehearsal.:D
here we can see epsilon and liz being presented with gifts from anon, carlos and big daddy (dreamon unfortunately got caught)
:p :p :p
bbj
BBJ..Thats not even funny.. dont mock the nativity. and since when did i wear a blue shell suit???? well??? you know i only wear Nike or Kappa.
Any way im not on the social anymore.. i got a job as a carepentier...carptetenr..carpainter....CHIPPY...
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban480l.jpg
i,d love to be an actress on stage mr highway man. :)
is there any parts for me?? :o
please? even a small part? :o
i promise i,ll not make an ass of myself :p
shergar
Shergar, there is always a place for you.. Mary(lizzy) travels light.
http://www.bidness.com/images/asscart2.jpg
Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now:D
Lizzy will you perm the hair on Mommy H's back and we can use her as a sheep.
as long as i'm the shepherd who gets to say
'Lets get the flock outta here !':D
ps who the hell is gonna play mary magdalene in the sequel ????:eek:
As you wish Alec.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cey0009l.jpg
You did fall from heaven after all.
Just keep yer eye on the three wise men. I hear they write the odd bad review and their gifts are from last years argos book. :)
They have been taken care of.. some of the flock sorted them out...
http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/blacksheep/blacksheep5.gif
I played the black king in the nativity once.Quite a feat for a female caucasian!
samymature
25-11-08, 16:32
This is the cast for the E-I Nativity:D
Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia
What about me? I could be one of the three kings and bring muffins for a change,lol.
Plus i can knit so could do the booties x;)
What about me? I could be one of the three kings and bring muffins for a change,lol.
Plus i can knit so could do the booties x;)
Gold, Frankinsence & Muffins... has a certain ring too it. always said myrrh was over rated.. bring on the muffins..
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 17:13
What about me? I could be one of the three kings and bring muffins for a change,lol.
Plus i can knit so could do the booties x;)
I’ve got plans for u Samy, I’m slinging the baby J man out of his crib and u an me can get down to an unholy night of truly heavenly worship. ;)
You can knit me one of these. :D
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/20jun7-cock-sock.jpg
What about me? I could be one of the three kings and bring muffins for a change,lol.
Plus i can knit so could do the booties x;)
Too bad would of been nice to have you in our little panto - NOT........hahaha:p:p:p
NO EPSILON I WONT BE NICE TO HER, SHE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE APOLOGISE TO ME............. GOT YOUR LONDON ADDRESS AND E-MAIL AND PHONE NO - OR SHOULD I SAY MY SOLICITOR HAS..............!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
thehighwayman
25-11-08, 19:15
Theres always room for muffins here:D
experienced punter
25-11-08, 19:19
I'm left out again:(
I'm left out again:(
Ok.. we'll find something for you to do...
http://www.frankdickens.com/FD/Images/BristowPage/TeaLady.gif
experienced punter
25-11-08, 19:30
ok.. We'll find something for you to do...
http://www.frankdickens.com/fd/images/bristowpage/tealady.gif
lol.......
:)
samymature
25-11-08, 19:52
I’ve got plans for u Samy, I’m slinging the baby J man out of his crib and u an me can get down to an unholy night of truly heavenly worship. ;)
You can knit me one of these. :D
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/20jun7-cock-sock.jpg
Yes darling,nights of heavenly worship sounds good to me. I will go out and buy the wool tomorrow.Any preference with colour?:D
Yes darling,nights of heavenly worship sounds good to me. I will go out and buy the wool tomorrow.Any preference with colour?:D
* Insults Removed *
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 21:07
Yes darling,nights of heavenly worship sounds good to me. I will go out and buy the wool tomorrow.Any preference with colour?:D
I’ll give you three guess’s my Mature and lovely Samantha as to color but you never asked what size, or shall I leave that to your expert eye for the future ?:)
i’ll give you three guess’s my mature and lovely samantha as to color but you never asked what size, or shall i leave that to your expert eye for the future ?:)
i can tell her for you three inches would more than be ample.......but you can say 6 - 8 inches............
Damn aresenal have scored..............fuck.................
I wouldn't let her touch anthing of mine not even a knitting needle - god only knows where they have been.........
Ciao for now......... Xx:d:d
samymature
25-11-08, 21:46
I’ll give you three guess’s my Mature and lovely Samantha as to color but you never asked what size, or shall I leave that to your expert eye for the future ?:)
Red and extra large darling,lol xx:)
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 21:56
Liz is right on a frosty morning and Samy is right when I’m oven ready lol
Liz is right on a frosty morning and Samy is right when I’m oven ready lol
YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE I WOULD GO ANYWHERE NEAR YOU IF YOU WERE NEAR THE LIKES OF THAT............
SOMETIMES YOU MEN REALLY SHOULD HAVE STANDARDS.........SERIOUSLY -
L:eek::eek::eek:
samymature
25-11-08, 22:58
this is it.
Oven Ready Eddie
25-11-08, 23:06
I like both of you, don’t make this ole rooster choose, please.
* Insults Removed *
Liz you have insulted Samantha in a nasty manner and you have also slandered her it seems. I had hoped you were behaving yourself better these days. Is there a reason I shouldn't send you on holiday for this?
I know there are people on here who are rough with you and you are rough with them back, and that's one thing, but it is another thing if you attack someone out of nowhere and cause them great upset.
annasavicha
26-11-08, 11:36
It'll be hard to find anyone as pretty as you so you got the part;)
Where s the script writer????;):p
Liz you have insulted Samantha in a nasty manner and you have also slandered her it seems. I had hoped you were behaving yourself better these days. Is there a reason I shouldn't send you on holiday for this?
I know there are people on here who are rough with you and you are rough with them back, and that's one thing, but it is another thing if you attack someone out of nowhere and cause them great upset.
I have thoughts on where you could send me and if you could Maritus would be good,
New York to see Dolly Darling, Cuba another, Barbados, Cyprus to see an ex, Portugal, if none of the above were would you like to send me. So the answer would be a definite no.
Don't believe i said anything worthy of a holiday a la E-I, although she has. Is it worth going down this road again - I don't think so as i don't believe it to be really of any need.
Like i said, people that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I don't live in a glass house and therefore I am not making false alligations.
If you think that i am a man, a journalist, an author, someone that is running a parlour or an agency, a gentile, or any of the things that she is trying to ruin my livelihood then that would be your call - as all and any of these things i am not then you would have to be the best person and one better of knowing myself than she. Although in saying all of this i think that you can see, as i do show my face on my site and my body that i am a woman, and therefore can we be sure that her name Samy is that not of a man, perhaps it were not Samantha but that of Samuel? We just don't know!
This forum is fun and i try to adhere to the rules alas when someone comes out with balderdash and tripe one must then of course retaliate, were it done under some sort of substance induced way then that is something that would need to be thought of as rather sad and a person crying out for help. Neither you or myself know whether this would be the case and i would not dare to presume although paranoia is a classic sign!
I know not of anyone using substances to addle their brains so the forum being under your rules would then have to be dealt with in the way you would deem only proper.
I am not an agency or have any thoughts on setting up an escorting site not now, or ever and with the financial climate the way it is - no businesses are a good idea to set up at this time, would you not agree - its hard enough to find new Clients in this current ression as escorts are what can only be turmed 'a luxury item' this i am sure you will agree with.
Warmest regards,
Hot Lizzy aka The Maggot, aka Liz Hilton london escort.
thehighwayman
26-11-08, 13:31
I knew this nativity was a bad idea theres always a big fallout every year. We've found a script writer Oven Red Eddie. Experienced Punter can be set designer. We could turn it into a panto/nativity. Tigerhag could come back for one night only. Oh yes she will, oh no she won't:D
annasavicha
26-11-08, 14:00
She will multiply as she did already
thehighwayman
26-11-08, 14:04
We'll spot her if she thinks of multiplying.
She will multiply as she did already
SHE CAME BACK AS HAHAHA..........BUT THE LAST LAUGH WAS ON HERHERHER.:p:p:p
I knew this nativity was a bad idea theres always a big fallout every year. We've found a script writer Oven Red Eddie. Experienced Punter can be set designer. We could turn it into a panto/nativity. Tigerhag could come back for one night only. Oh yes she will, oh no she won't:D
I think that Carlos should write it, hes brilliant but he maybe is engaged in being someone else like pompom the nasty stinky poodle or Clarence.......
I vote Carlos should write it and the hag cannot come otherwise we lose our beautiful angel Anna........and she is so looking forward to it - and that sexy accent.......
Anna have you spoken with Biggerpaws yet as he seems to think that i need to read your full and uncensored report about him.......
Haven't heard from him for a few days myself but - another one bites the dust - his loss not ours darling.
Lizzy:D:D:D
thehighwayman
29-11-08, 11:42
Were still waiting for Carlos to come back with the script. He had a good idea of the baby Jesus been one of the transexual escorts. It's going to be a porno/nativity/panto. Lots of escorts and romping. Well it's not far from the truth Jesus did like escorts:D
Oven Ready Eddie
29-11-08, 11:55
Were still waiting for Carlos to come back with the script. He had a good idea of the baby Jesus been one of the transexual escorts. It's going to be a porno/nativity/panto. Lots of escorts and romping. Well it's not far from the truth Jesus did like escorts:D
Man I’d go to that nativity just to see what gifts the three wise men bring for the tv Jesus!!!
So where is this nativity been held. This is a really funny website.