View Full Version : Gods Worse Creation
It has to be wet dreams I am sorry..You wake up in the middle of the night your boxers are wrecked and your thighs and legs are sticky.And then you have to wash.I fuckin hate them
Mosquitos have to be the worst when i was in oz they ate me alive my bites had bites ffs
It has to be wet dreams I am sorry..You wake up in the middle of the night your boxers are wrecked and your thighs and legs are sticky.And then you have to wash.I fuckin hate them
Poppy, this isnt one of your best but im sure you will be back on top..........
Didn't reolise you were a bloke.........xxx Lizzy xoxox:D:):):):)
Hey look on the bright side , at least you didn't shit yourself !
It has to be wet dreams I am sorry..You wake up in the middle of the night your boxers are wrecked and your thighs and legs are sticky.And then you have to wash.I fuckin hate them
Wet dreams.....now what were they? It's something from my early teens isn't it. Fuck thats far too long ago to try and remember! ;) Worst thing in the world is when you stop having them!!!!:D
Lizzy were you joking when you said you didnt think I was a guy???I bloody hope so
experienced punter
12-11-08, 19:11
Maggots.......
Lizzy were you joking when you said you didnt think I was a guy???I bloody hope so
Well Poppy is from the Peaches, Fifi, Blossom category of names so its an easy mistake to make! And some might see your fav actor thread as being a bit feminine on a site where the usual questions are about best ass/ tits/ blowjob! :D
Maggots.......
Unfair on the general maggot population isn't that? One particular maggot deserves the award!
How much do you punters spend on girls each year??just out of interest
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 19:24
How much do you punters spend on girls each year??just out of interest
about 8-10k this year so far.
about 8-10k this year so far.
With your good friend Liz thats about 3hrs worth is it? Lol. Feeding her caviar and taking her shopping;)
come on seriously how much do yous spend....If 8-10k is sincere that is amazing...
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 19:49
come on seriously how much do yous spend....If 8-10k is sincere that is amazing...
nope not kidding.
come on seriously how much do yous spend....If 8-10k is sincere that is amazing...
I thought you were a girl as well! - OMG I think like Lizzie - someone slap me!
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 19:50
With your good friend Liz thats about 3hrs worth is it? Lol. Feeding her caviar and taking her shopping;)
not quite yet - hence my use of the phrase - 'so far'
Alechoran dont take this the wrong way and please dont take offence but are you a sex addict???..You must have a whopper job.I have never been with an escort I dont know if I ever will either but if I did I certainly wouldnt be spending that money..I am stunned...On the topic of escorts I have always wondered what happens if you get busted by the guards or is that just ignorant of me to persume guards do be watching ???????Like I said no offence implied
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 21:37
If you cum before going to sleep, you may not wake up soaked from having a wet dream. Sort out your liquids before you go to bed :);)
i always have a wank before bed its part of the routine i cant sleep without one lol
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 21:47
But none of them followed up that sentence with "I also have a wet dream in the night". That's why I suggested the wenk before dreamtime - as from my knowledge most wet dreams occur with younger men who havnt yet learned about before bedtime masterbation, which is what is shared info adult men pass to each other around college age. Then its set in stone... night after night they stroke the lizard till it spits... then have a lovely sound sleep afterwards, till the sweet dawn opens their eyes next morning... and sheets are dry, pants are dry...
I am usually to tired to wank.......
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 21:49
Sounds like we found the answer. You need to wenk before you go to sleep. No matter how tired you are, stroke your cock and drain it dry, then snuggle up to you feather pillow and for the first time in AGES, you will have a beautiful sleep with no rude wet awakenings.
Mosquitos have to be the worst when i was in oz they ate me alive my bites had bites ffs
KIEREE IF YOU ARE FROM THE LAND OF THE JOCKS.......... THEN DO TELL - CELTIC OR RANGERS OR A ANOTHER.................
YEP RICHER THAN CHELSEA - BUT NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE...........T.HEE TOP OF THE HEAP...............WHERE ARE YOUR QPR THEN................
:p:p:p
To much effort I am afraid...Thanks though so what do you reckon is Gods worse creation.....
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 22:03
Alechoran dont take this the wrong way and please dont take offence but are you a sex addict???..You must have a whopper job.I have never been with an escort I dont know if I ever will either but if I did I certainly wouldnt be spending that money..I am stunned...On the topic of escorts I have always wondered what happens if you get busted by the guards or is that just ignorant of me to persume guards do be watching ???????Like I said no offence implied
addicted ? No - just a hobby really.
Whopper job ? not particularly.
Get busted ? I dont worry about it (its only sex, there are many many many worse things to do e.g. I think Drink Driving is utterly reprehensible yet society doesnt frown as much on that - and you know what ? Society is wrong...) and also for a lot of guys the illegality is half the buzz.
I never take offence poppy - You can ask me what you like - My gut tells me you are an honorable chap.
p.s. I need the practice, I'm just not very good at it !
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 22:05
But I think God's worse one for women is getting side effects from having a period every month:
Intense cravings for junk food:eek:
Face gets puffy:(
Dark circles under eyes:cool:
Pains in the belly:o
Mood swings:confused:
Migraine headaches:mad:
Oh the rest are a bit to embarrassing to mention.:eek:
Lucky for me, my migraine specialist doctor prescribed me to take birth control day after day after day.. never skipping a day... and never having a period. :)Keeping the right balance of hormones, keeps me from getting so many migraines, so Im lucky I dont have to deal with the periods every month like most women. But I remember back when I did allow myself to have them... O god, I certainly couldnt wait for it to be done.
After that Id say childbirth must be terrible pain for a women. But I never dropped a human out my pussy before, so I cant say how it feels :(:rolleyes:
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 22:06
i always have a wank before bed its part of the routine i cant sleep without one lol
Must admit that works for me too -
You are not alone ! (unless you are wanking of course ):D
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 22:07
To much effort I am afraid...Thanks though so what do you reckon is Gods worse creation.....
Then to get up out of your wet bed, changing your underwear, washing yourself off, changing the sheets and putting the wet ones in the laundry?? Seems like that would take more time then to just give yourself a 5 minute wenk and some tissue beside the bed to clean up the mess.
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 22:08
After that Id say childbirth must be terrible pain for a women. But I never dropped a human out my pussy before, so I cant say how it feels :(:rolleyes:
you kinda prefer them to drop IN occassionally dont you ?
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 22:10
sorry can you say again?
Alechoran what I meant by the guards is..Do they even bother doing surveillance on this issue and if they were to say bust someone what could they do??I would imagine nothing???Thanks but I still reckon you have a whopper job or else you are dodgy:p:p
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 22:26
Alechoran what I meant by the guards is..Do they even bother doing surveillance on this issue and if they were to say bust someone what could they do??I would imagine nothing???Thanks but I still reckon you have a whopper job or else you are dodgy:p:p
I'm from a housing estate in Limerick City, nothing dodgy in that surely !
I would say that right now - especially here in Limerick- that escorts are way off down the cops shopping list.
KIEREE IF YOU ARE FROM THE LAND OF THE JOCKS.......... THEN DO TELL - CELTIC OR RANGERS OR A ANOTHER.................
YEP RICHER THAN CHELSEA - BUT NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE...........T.HEE TOP OF THE HEAP...............WHERE ARE YOUR QPR THEN................
:p:p:p
Neither of them they dont accept non believers:D QPR will be in the premiership next year:D exciting times at Loftus Road are ahead :D
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 22:31
sorry can you say again?
re: your earlier post I was suggesting that whilst , as you say , have not dropped a human OUT of your pussy, its more fun when someone , a human (or big white hairy cat ) is trying to get IN to your, aforementioned, minge.
Limerick eh I am from there myself
Alec Horan
12-11-08, 22:38
Do you know OOLA
I prefer to call it zero zero L.A.
Everyone knows Oola, Doesnt the train pass it ? and everyone goes,
'Look. OOLA!' and smiles.
Actually I knew from the name of your fantasy football team of your whereabouts.
Oh alright I live in Dublin though all my family are down there..You have to go beyond the village to see the real beauty of Oola...Smashing place
Shane Geoghegans Murder was obviously awful..I would imagine things are pretty low down there ............
DollyDarling
12-11-08, 22:49
re: your earlier post I was suggesting that whilst , as you say , have not dropped a human OUT of your pussy, its more fun when someone , a human (or big white hairy cat ) is trying to get IN to your, aforementioned, minge.
I dont put pussies in my pussy? I think you have me confused with someone else. Glad we resolved that weird confusion. And yes I like cocks in my pussy. Who doesn't?
Oh alright I live in Dublin though all my family are down there..You have to go beyond the village to see the real beauty of Oola...Smashing place
I'll never forget the time I got asked directions by a couple of elderly Americans to "Zero zero LA?"
:D
I dont put pussies in my pussy? I think you have me confused with someone else. Glad we resolved that weird confusion. And yes I like cocks in my pussy. Who doesn't?
Lizzy, she prefers shopping!
DollyDarling
13-11-08, 02:19
Is the credit card "Black Amex" :)