The Worst Places To Have Sex And How To Make Them Better!

Not everywhere is as convenient for sex as your bed is. Sometimes, the sex spots you choose provide challenges you just didn’t see coming. It might be that there isn’t quite enough space for the things you planned, or perhaps you just struggle to work around the natural hazards of the environment.

Couple holding hands having sex inside a car with a steamy window

There are some places that you just shouldn’t attempt to fuck in… but telling anyone that only makes them want to try it more. So what can you do? Well, you can read our guide to the worst places to have sex and how you can make them better!

The backseat of a car

The problem: For the most part, modern cars aren’t exactly comfortable for this kind of thing. They all have leather seats specifically designed so that your ass fits perfectly where it is supposed to, so the lumps and bumps don’t work for lying your partner down on.

Plus, cars aren’t exactly spacious. If you do have comfortable seating you might find that you don’t get to spread out as much as you need, or that if you do, you have a gear stick or a seatbelt buckle poking into you. And this can ruin the mood.

The solution: Classic cars tend to have more forgiving seats, so if you have one, this might be the perfect spot for sex. Just make sure you have something to cover the seats so that your naked ass doesn’t stick to it.

There are a few positions ideal for car sex. To start with, why not just try oral? It’ll feel fun and kinky without the need to expose too much skin. You can also try slow grinding in the cowgirl position.

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The shower

The problem: Yes, everyone and their mother seems to have had shower sex and said how incredible it feels. This issue is that shower sex is great – in theory. In reality, it is awkward.

There is a risk of slipping in the more challenging positions, and most people don’t have the amount of room that they do in the movies. Plus, as Alex from Orange Is The New Black tells us, “water is not a lubricant”.

The solution: There are actually a few amazing positions you can try in the shower, and it is perfect for slow and sensual foreplay. Get the soap and rub your partner’s body all over, paying special attention to their tits. Then help them to rinse off.

Now it is time to bring out the lube. You’ll have to be careful where it goes and watch your footing, but you have a few options to choose from. Struggling to find the right position? You’ll find that getting your partner to bend over a little while you take them from behind is perfect.

Shower sex can be fun in the right circumstances
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Airplane sex

The problem: Like in the shower, there isn’t much room. Unlike the shower, you have the additional challenge of being on transportation, probably with a queue outside of the toilet as well.

Even if you are quick, you’ll probably open the door to find someone waiting. Given the fact that they spend their working life on planes, flight attendants will be able to spot a randy couple a mile away. So can you do it without getting caught?

The solution: First of all you need to decide whether it is worth the risk. For some it really isn’t, but if you think the chances are getting caught going to the bathroom together are bad, don’t be tempted to fuck in your seat! Technically, sex in an airplane toilet isn’t breaking any laws… but it is if you are in your seat.

If you really want to try it, consider the flight you are taking. Has everyone just eaten? Are many people awake? Are there plenty of toilets on board? If it is an overnight flight, you might be able to chance it. Just be quick and quiet and you shouldn’t have too many problems.

Airplane sex - is it worth the risk?
Original source: Maxim

The worst places to have sex!

Above we’ve listed just three of the worst places to have sex, as well as how you can try to improve the situation and make it better. However, there are plenty of other places that you shouldn’t really think about having sex.

Some of the other worst places involve places like parks, the toilets in a bar, and alleys. So which of these worst places sits at the top of your list? Let us know by leaving a comment below.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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