World Sex – Who Has The Biggest And Smallest Willies?

We all know the common stereotypes of the penis world. Black men are said to be packing giant anacondas in their pants, supposedly where the saying ‘when you go black you never go back’ is attributed to. Whereas they say white men and Latin men come in a close second. Are these stereotypes true and if they are, what is that makes the difference?

Taking apart a pretty controversial professor of Northern Ireland’s report of 116 countries and their respective penis lengths, we look at the top 10, the bottom 10 and wonder why in the world the world was made so unequally!

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Largest Penises

In first place, The Congo at 7.06 inches as average. Ecuador 7.0 inches, ‘evil’ Congo 6.82 inches, Ghana, 6.81 inches, Colombia at 6.7 inches, Venezuela 6.7 inches, Lebanon 6.62 inches, Cameroon 6.56 inches, Iceland 6.5 inches, Sudan 6.48 inches and lastly Jamaica at 6.42 inches.

Considering the average size is 6 inches, these are not scarily large penises but it does affirm the stereotypes, you know what they say, there’s no smoke without fire! Africans and South Americans seem to be well endowed, is that where they get the Don Juan character from? And Iceland no less making a dash for the title too.

Smallest Penises

The countries with the smallest penises are North Korea at 3.8 inches, South Korea 3.8 Cambodia 3.95, Thailand 4.0, India 4.03, Taiwan 4.24, Philippines 4.27, Sri Lanka 4.29, China 4.5, Japan 4.3 and Hong Kong 4.41.

So Korea is the country reported with the smallest penises? That sheds some light on their need for giant weapons of mass destruction. Or – it could be the American Media going a bit mental for Korea.

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Self Reports versus Actual Measurement

One thing to consider is that these were all self-reports and collated data by the professor, when men were actually measured, there were some differences. Ecuador and Colombia came out on top, with Brazil, Egypt and the Netherlands sneaking in there as well. The men who reported their penises as the smallest were Ethiopia and France at 5.33 inches. This removes a lot of our stereotypes about Frenchmen being great lovers and African men having huge penises. Apparently, men lie about their penis from anywhere from 1 to 1.7 inches, possibly in the same way as they lie about their height. The study found African men stated 7.9 inches and came out at 6.9 and Hispanic men stated 7 inches and came out at 6.5 inches.

What Effects Penis Size?

There are some interesting factors which effect penis size and it not just the race of the person. Penises are said to be smaller in colder climates. The professor proposes that this is because men used to hunt together, they learnt to be less competitive over men and so evolution concentrated in other areas… A strange theory! Apparently, smaller penises are linked to IQ levels, something the guys from The Big Bang Theory may argue with. But when IQ levels were measured against IQ level they found a correlation.

No matter what your penis size, it is a true statement that it isn’t what you have but what you do with it. If you are looking for something to do with it, search for a Belfast escort on the Escort Ireland directory!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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