Weirdest Places to Get Caught Having Sex

Let’s face it; sex is one of the best things in life. We are always looking for new places to try out, new toys to tease with and positions that will really spice up our sex lives. However, some people get it very wrong. Where are some of the weirdest places that people have tried it? It turns out there are a lot of crazy people out there. We are all for spontaneous settings, but really?

On a Crane

So there’s nothing too special about spotting a crane in the city, but imagine stumbling upon a crane with two naked bodies on top, glittering in the sunlight. That’s right; a couple from Florida decided to scale a crane, in the middle of the day, to get some high-adrenalin action. As you can imagine, there were several stunned witnesses and the police were eventually called. To further add to the embarrassment (if they were, that is), the officers had to use a public address system to talk the couple down. Talk about an audience.

What happened to the couple I hear you ask? They got off (ha!) with just a warning, as the father of one of the offenders owned the crane and so it was private property. They were cautioned for public display of nudity and told to be somewhat more discrete next time. Personally, I think once is enough…

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Train Tracks

Yes, that’s correct. Train tracks; and I bet you know how this one ends.

So we should start by pointing out that for any of you out there that are considering this, it’s a bad idea. To be honest, of all the places we could have suggested to have sex, we would never have considered this spot. We cannot think of one reason for to doing it here. However, strangely, we can think of so many reasons not to…

A couple in South Africa decided to get hot and heavy on the tracks. Unlucky for them, a train was due to pull into the station. Many shouts and warnings were directed their way from those waiting at the platform, and indeed the conductor on the train – however, the couple decided that finishing off was more important, and they did just that. Surprise, surprise the train didn’t stop in time and, well, we’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

Train Tracks (Again)

We’ve decided that this is so ridiculous, that we had to include another example. Three years after the South African incident, a Ukrainian couple did exactly the same thing. They too decided that an orgasm was worth more than life itself. The ending, however, is slightly different. Only one of them was killed, the man got away with just one missing limb (not that one).

In Church

Dressing up as a priest or a nun has long been a popular choice of role play, and we understand the appeal and the sexyness of doing something naughty. However, we don’t quite understand why people choose to have sex at Church. If the church is empty, then I can see the fun in it, but during mass? The police were called to a church in Cesena, Italy after members of the congregation reported hearing “grunts and moans” from the back of the church. The couple, who were drunk, were cautioned for obscene acts and disturbing religious functions. This incident gives a whole new meaning to ‘taking communion’.

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In a Bank

Just because we cannot see the sex appeal of an ATM machine, it doesn’t mean that everyone feels the same way. In fact, there are couples who would beg to differ. Recently, a couple in France could not contain their passion and decided to have sex in a bank. The couple thought they were alone, however, unknown to them a group of teenagers were gathered across the street. Armed with their mobile phones and cheeky sense of humour, the group busted in on the action and the video has since gone viral. The woman’s reaction when she realises she has been filmed is priceless!

On Google Earth

This may be weird, but we in fact, applaud this courageous couple for their creativity! An Australian couple saw that the Google Earth car was in the neighbourhood and decided to pull their car over, yank their pants down and allow the street view cam to capture the moment. The image is still floating online, and remains (although censored) on Google Maps.

In a McDonalds Toilet

Just, why? Why a McDonalds? Which part of your Big Mac drove you to dragging your other half in to the toilets and ripping their clothes off? It must be something in the ketchup as there are several cases of police being called to McDonald’s restaurants to throw out over-excited couples. With so many children around, we don’t suggest you try this one.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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