Vagina Yoghurt And Viagra Ice Cream Are Real!

People are often doing weird and unusual things with food to create more exotic tastes, but adding Viagra and vaginal fluid? We think that’s a step too far.
Pretty girl enjoying ice cream

It’s one of those things you genuinely wish you could un-see. The thought of eating ice cream that has been laced with Viagra might be disturbing, but then when you hear that a woman has made yoghurt out of her vaginal fluid it doesn’t seem that bad.

The only question is… WHY?!

Viagra ice cream

In London you can find the film ‘The Licktators’ (we see what you did there!), who have crafted some ice cream especially for women to help get them in the mood.

The ice cream, which has been described as giving “women’s sexual appetites a deliciously natural boost” is supposedly an “intense female Viagra ice cream”. It has become known, wittingly, as “Vice cream”.

This unusual treat is “a wicked triple-ripple of aphrodisiacs” designed to get you raring to go. The main ingredients are British whipped cream, Ecuadorian chocolate, and Lady Prelox, which is a plant-based “pleasure enhancer”.

The idea is that a woman can buy some for herself, or her partner can buy it for her, to help get her in the mood. Honestly, if someone presented me with a tub of ice cream and told me to go at it, they wouldn’t be seeing me naked on the bed. They’d see me on the sofa scoffing the lot without a care in the world, giving myself brain freeze with every mouthful before I fall into a calorie-induced sleep.

Not at all the sexiest thing in the world.

Vagina yoghurt

If that disturbing treat wasn’t enough, then maybe the news about the woman who decided to make a yoghurt out of her own vaginal secretions will make you turn off the computer for the day.

The woman who decided to try this is scientist Cecilia Westbrook, and she had apparently always been curious as to whether you could actually use your own pussy juice to make a tasty yoghurt. The reasoning behind it is that your body is the perfect place for probiotics, which are good for you.

The worrying thing is that this woman thought “you know what. All of that important research I’ve been doing can wait. I fancy a yoghurt and I’m feeling horny… wait a minute…”

Westbrook then experimented. She reported that, after a first attempt, it tasted “sour, tangy, and almost tingly on the tongue”. Of course, that wasn’t enough to stop her and she repeated the process, only to find the second lot “tasted even more tart, like slightly-spoiled milk”.

She then went on to say, in an interview with ‘Jezebel’, that it was “proof that sadly, eating yoghurt made from vaginal secretions isn’t quite the same as eating actual pussy”. Really? You don’t say!
Sexy woman licking a spoon

Time to stop?

I feel really disturbed after reading this. In a way, I can understand the ice cream. It is something you could share with your partner to turn into a really sensual experience… but who on earth would buy yoghurt made from pussy juice?

There’s a line that we need to not cross, and these people have done it. Eurgh.

What do you think of these interesting inventions? Are they a step too far or are they a work of genius? I know what I think!

Check out what others are saying about this over on the Escort Ireland forum, or leave your comment in the box below. For now, I’m going to go and eat some fruit. At least that is safe… for the moment.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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