The Ten Greatest Christmas Porno Films!

So you’re looking to get into the festive spirit, but she refuses to watch Die Hard and you can think of nothing worse than watching Love Actually. Why not suggest watching something a little different this season? Christmas porn is usually a bit of a joke. However, watching porn together could be great for your relationship. Fantasising is part of a healthy sex life, and porn (whether festive or not) adds to the warehouse of sexy scenarios in our heads. Porn can also inspire couples to experiment more in the bedroom.

Many of us are shy and/or ashamed about sharing our sexual fantasies with our partners. Thanks to the Internet, there’s an impressive selection of video clips with both professionals and amateurs playing every possible sex act imaginable. With a simple touch of a button, you are able to see your inner desires being acted out onscreen. For those who can’t quite muster the courage to tell their partner what they fantasise about, a video clip may say it all. If your partner really wants to know how to please you, this information is valuable and could drastically improve your sex life. So put down your copy of Home Alone and suggest something a little naughtier instead!

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We have compiled a list of our favourite Christmas Porn movies to get you geared up for the holidays…

1) Merry F*cking Christmas

Believe it or not, there is a whole series of these. However, this one is a compilation of the highlights. This is a heart-warming Holiday tale of three sexy Santa’s little helpers, fulfilling the wishes of one lucky man.

2) Frosty the Snow Ho

This four hour long movie promises to “defrost your carrot and melt you into a puddle”, which is porn euphemism for giving you a boner. With a promise like that, it’s already ticking all the right boxes! There is an impressive cast starring in twenty wicked sex scenes – so you are bound to find something in this movie that you will both like.

3) Miracle on 69th Street

This is a classic Christmas Porno that everyone should watch. Mrs Claus and the elves have left Santa to deliver the presents on his own this Christmas. Well, not completely alone, as he picks up a hot and enthusiastic ‘helper’ at each stop. Lucky man! The movie ends with a four-girl orgy back at the North Pole. What’s not to love?

4) A Very Creamy Christmas

Ok, so it doesn’t win points for the best pun but with the tag line; “For the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a blow job under the tree” you know you’re on to a winner! A Very Creamy Christmas stars some beautiful, big-breasted babes and a lot of fish net tights. Use this movie to subtly suggest what you would like under the tree this Christmas…

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5) Naughty or Nice She’s Getting’ It Twice

From the same company that brought you; ‘Frosty the Snow Ho’, this is a movie for those who think that naughty girls are actually quite nice! Featuring eighteen naughty sex scenes and performances from Kaylani Lei and Aubrey Addams; this is a great one for first-time couples to watch. It contains various scenarios that you can flick through until you find something that turns you both on.

6) Sizzling Christmas Special

Can you imagine anything better than a beautiful woman masturbating under a Christmas tree? Your partner masturbating under your Christmas tree? Stick this on and see what happens!

7) Virotica Love Christmas

This movie consists of a retro yet classy strip tease – and yes she is dressed up as Santa. Why not buy your partner a sexy Santa costume and re-enact this movie? It’s guaranteed to be better in real life!

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8 + 9) I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus 1 & 2

The first instalment was such a hit they had to bring it back for a sequel. These movies are aimed towards men who like their women curvy. Don’t let the cover fool you though! There’s a great mix of stars – from big breasted women…to big and beautiful! As the title suggests, this porn movie focuses on oral but also contains a few steamy sex scenes towards throughout.

10) Tranny Claus

We’ve saved the best for last! You couldn’t have a list of porn movies, without one very unusual entry. This is for those who like something quite different. This film really does have it all; a transsexual, a midget and plenty of big breasted hotties! Merry Christmas!

So get some mulled wine, a few mince pies and put on a great festive porno this Christmas. Remember, couples that play together, stay together. For more porn suggestion; the beautiful Belfast escorts know their stuff! Invite an escort for a couple of drinks and ask away.

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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