You all know the reason why the sex doll was created but sometimes, people use them for other things instead of offering themselves a bit of sexual pleasure. Now, I am sure you are wondering what in the world somebody can do with a sex doll if it’s not sex.
So, to satisfy your curiosity, here are some of the strangest, yet funniest ways people used dolls to satisfy their needs.
Sex Dolls Used as Scarecrows in China
Recently, a retired blow up sex doll changed its career, becoming a guardian for a field of rapeseed in China. Well, nothing scares the pests away better than a scarecrow, except, of course, a sex doll.
The weird pictures of the improvised scarecrow in China went viral and now everybody is talking about the man who found a different way to use his sex doll. Hopefully, when “she” was what “she” was supposed to be, there was no mud on “her” body and no need for a safety helmet.
During WWII Sex Dolls Prevented Syphilis
If you thought a scarecrow is an unusual role for a sex doll, wait until you read this. During the World War II, Hitler’s soldiers were famous for having STD’S, the most common disease among them being syphilis. Since there were no escorting websites and no controlled industry, they got it from the French prostitutes they were seeing.
So, in order to keep the soldiers clean, the top-secret “Borghild Project,” was approved in 1940. The blonde and blue-eyed dolls were the saving weapons…until the soldiers refused to carry them in their backpacks. Oh well, I can understand their fear of getting caught by the enemies with sex dolls in their rucksacks, can’t you?
Everybody Needs Somebody!
Have you ever seen “Lars and The Real Girl”? This is a comedy-drama movie released in 2007. It is about a delusional young man who has a relationship with a doll he buys online. If you ever thought that a sex doll can’t be a famous movie star, Bianca is the proof you were wrong, man!
Also, if you think that falling in love with a sex doll can only happen in movies, allow me to disagree. It seems that there are a few men who actually get emotionally attached to their sex dolls. Yes, I know this is very creepy and extremely distasteful!
How About a Using Your Sex Doll as a Raincoat?
A few years ago, Dutch artist Sander Reijgers used 50 blow up dolls into raincoats. Now, I know this might sound horrible, but he managed to create something pretty cool, considering the material he had. What he wanted to do is transform something that is considered vulgar into something beautiful. Well, I don’t know if “beautiful” is the word I would use, but the fact that he managed to take the sexuality out of the dolls and create something wearable is, as I said, quite cool.
Sneaky Drivers and Their Sex Dolls
It seems that more drivers have been caught by the cameras using their sex dolls in order to access the carpool lane on the US motorways.
Those who are caught are stopped by the police and fined for violating the state’s HOV lane rules. The rest of them just travel faster! I have to admit that this is something sneaky and bad…but pretty creative.
Would You Like to “Meet” a Sex Doll…Escort?
Whenever you are talking about an escort, I assume you are referring to a woman who is alive and ready to satisfy all your sexual desires, just like the ladies who have an established presence on Escort Ireland.
What if I told you that in Japan you can find sex dolls brothels where men pay good money in order to play with sex dolls in virtual-reality whorehouses. But I guess this is not surprising for you since we are talking about Japan, is it? Well, there are many weird sex related things that happen there, but the strange Japanese sexuality is a subject for a different article.
Have You Ever Used a Sex Doll for Something that Is Not Sex?
As you can see people are quite inventive, but you already knew that, right? I am pretty sure you used things in a different manner than they were supposed to be used, didn’t you? But have you ever changed things to make use of a sex doll in a different manner? If you own one and you found an interesting use for it, we would be interested in hearing your story.
So, share your sex doll adventure by commenting in the box or below talk about this subject on our online escorting community. I am sure there are others who own one and would be interested in your story. Cheers!
She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.
When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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