Woman Offers Sex For Chicken McNuggets – Really!

A Florida woman has been arrested after allegedly offering an undercover policeman sex for $25, and wait for it, some Chicken McNuggets.

Chicken McNuggets

Deputies with the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office say the event occurred whilst police were working undercover in an attempt to solicit prostitution or buy illegal narcotics.

So, in other words, it was a fishing trip.

An officer stated that he was in his car at a petrol station in Bradenton, Florida, when he began talking to two women.

Alex Direeno, 22, told the other female that the undercover officer was her boyfriend. After that, she entered the front seat of his car. The two then drove away.

After that, the conversation quickly turned to how much sexual services would cost.

“After a few seconds of bargaining the price for the sexual act we agreed that I would pay $25 and get the female chicken nuggets in exchange for oral sex,” the police report stated.

Well, you can’t say fairer than that.

Well, instead of getting the food, Direeno was immediately arrested.

Don’t Try This as Home

It has to be said, we all like a bit of junk food. Despite my obsession with keeping fit (much to the chagrin of those on my social media) I love a trip to McDonald’s every now and again. However, I never thought I would live to see the day that McNuggets would be used as a viable currency in the buying of sex. I have to admit, I actually had to check to see if this was an example of fake news, but no, it seems perfectly legit.

What I will say is that you shouldn’t go getting any ideas. If you try getting any of the ladies on Escort Ireland to give you their time and companionship by offering fast food, you are likely to get a slap. However, if you do try to do it, please record it, as the violent reaction would make a fantastic video. I do doubt anyone would be that stupid, but you never know.

I don’t know about you, but writing this has made me hungry. Until next time, I am signing off. Time to go to McDonald’s for some unhealthy, yet rather gratifying grub.

Adios.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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