Five Public Sex Places That May Not Get You Arrested

Every now and again we get a new story of people getting busted for public sex. Either the police have got hold of them, or they are being looked for. On top of this there is the ritual public humiliation attached with being a major news story.

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However, public sex is exciting. So, are there any places you can do it without having a big neon light shining on you, or someone’s smartphone? Well today we are going to look at five places you can have public sex without hopefully getting busted.

1) A Car

You can go out into the country, or wherever for that matter. You can see the sun shining whilst you get busy in the vehicle. You don’t have to make it blatantly obvious for anyone who may pass, but you get to have your fun anyway. Need some tips on how to have car sex? Well, here we go.

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2) Hotel Windows

We all love the view from a nice hotel room window. The only thing to make it better is sex.

To do it without getting caught, see if the windows are tinted or not. If they are, you can do it doggy up against the window. If not, do missionary, or another one that puts you on the floor away from prying eyes.

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3) The Cinema

True, bouncing up and down on each other is likely to get you arrested (unless it is one of those types of cinema you saw in ‘Philadelphia’) but you can jerk each other off without too much fuss from anyone else.

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4) A Field

This is a really good one. Now you have to be careful that Framer Giles doesn’t come and shoot you, but the good thing is that in a field you get to see him, or a family on a day out coming. However, the chances of that happening are limited anyway,so you should just be able to enjoy yourselves.

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5) The Bathroom

You have to be smart with this one. You can go if there are a number of stalls, but the moment there are limited stalls and there is a queue, you risk the bouncers or other members of staff coming to either sling you out or have you arrested. Still if you see loads of unoccupied loos, you can do it with a good chance of not getting into trouble.

Now as I said before, there is no guarantee you won’t get caught. The risk is part of the fun, but everyone should be aware of that risk. Still, these places give you the best option for having fun and escaping prying eyes. It certainly beats doing it on a park bench, upsetting families, and waiting for the police to show up.

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Have you ever done it in public? If so, where? Let us know in the comments section below.

Martin Ward
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