Man Makes Spreadsheet Of Wife’s Excuses For Not Having Sex!

It is a well known fact that once many people get married, the amount of sex they have goes down. Obviously if it is the woman rejecting the man, then the guy isn’t going to be amused by her actions. However, what this fella did to expose the lack of sex he was getting was rather excessive, even if it was pretty funny.

The man spent a month compiling a list of reasons his wife was refusing to have sex with him. They included “I’m watching a Friends Episode, “I might be getting sick”, and “I’m too tired”

The guy was apparently not happy after having only sex three times in two months, and put all the information into an excel document, which he then emailed to his wife.

A Very Unhappy Woman

His wife however, was not amused, and decided to post his work on Reddit. She stated.

“Husband sends a message to my work email…he’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.

“I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.

“Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my ‘excuses’, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”

Spreadsheet of reasons for no sex

Differing Views

Obviously there were differing opinions on whether the guy had done the right thing.

One Reddit user put.

“There are so many ways this could have been communicated better, but instead he came up with some bizarre hit and run with a spreadsheet method which I’d say is actually going to be really hard to come back to a normal relationship from.”

But another wrote: “Maybe her husband has got sick and tired of being totally and utterly ignored for months on end, has had enough and wants resolution of the issue. This time after all attempts, he has got her attention.”

I’m not too sure where I stand on this one. It is probably a good idea to talk to your wife if you are feeling unloved, instead of putting all your effort into making an excel document on the matter!

Still, it does go to show how bad some people react when there is no intimacy. This is one of the reasons the Dublin escorts are so popular. They offer a chance for guys to receive the affection they are not getting at home.

Whatever the rights and wrongs of this situation, I somehow think he won’t be getting any more sex for quite a while.

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

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