Here at Escort Ireland, we like to advocate safe sex. Really, it seems the only option as we don’t want anything bad happening to people after what was supposed to be a fun encounter.
Still, some people should be walked through sex a little bit more thoroughly. And they should learn that safe sex isn’t just a case of taking precautions; it is also making sure you don’t do anything which will damage you!
A Sticky Situation
Take this guy in from Fresno, California. He turned up at the local E.R with his wife complaining of feeling constipated, according to nurse Stevey Pope.
A technician took an X-ray that Pope and a doctor examined closely.
“We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine. This is the first time I’ve encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody.”
Despite it sounding really, really funny, it was actually alarmingly dangerous.
“That’s something that requires immediate attention. It could lead to internal bleeding [and] infection, and major abdominal surgery, colostomy bags and feeding tubes.”
Seemingly, the patient wasn’t overly forthcoming on how it got there, though the cynic in me would argue that not many people would suspect he slipt in the bathroom and fell on it.
Indeed, his wife later admitted the truth.
“The wife finally told us that they had been trying to be adventurous and they kind of used the vibrator. Things got out of control and the vibrator got lost inside of him.”
Eventually, the doctors were able to remove the vibrator from his ass, leaving no lasting damage.
This rather amusing incident will be featuring on ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R’ this week, but here is a snippet, just for you!
Cork Escorts
The Cork escorts are well know for their love of getting up to some naughty fun, but if they get up to this kind of action, we can pretty much guarantee that they won’t be so daft as to leave the vibrator in your backside.
Anyone who does that is probably just too stupid for words.
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