Man Gets Penis Stuck In Zip (Video)

In one of the funniest, but most cringeworthy videos I have seen in a long time, a Dublin man has been filmed after getting his penis caught in his zip during a drinking session.

The unfortunate guy was at a cancer charity fundraiser at Hamlet Bar in the city when he realised his fly was undone.A rather embarrassed 43 year old John Wyley explained what happened then.

“As I was lifting a chair I suddenly noticed that my fly was half-open and I awkwardly tried to zip it up but I did it at an angle but I got it caught and I was in awful pain.

“I didn’t need stitches, but I’m still black and blue from the incident and you can still see the imprint of the zip.”

Misery Gone Viral

John’s plight probably wasn’t made any easier when his friends started filming his plight, laughing uncontrollably throughout the seven minute video.

It is unlikely to have been made easier with this masterpiece going viral around the world!

I have to admit, I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it. One suspects John won’t be visiting any of the Dublin escorts for a long, long time.

Bad luck John. It is probably a good idea to be a little bit more careful next time!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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