Most of us know that we could drive a little more carefully. I have been done for speeding plenty of times, and even today I go too fast on dual carriageways if I am late for a meeting. Other people just don’t concentrate, or they use their mobile phones. We know it is bad, and road safety isn’t a laughing matter. Still, after reading this story about a guy getting busted for watching porn whilst driving, it really does put our misdemeanours into perspective.
South Yorkshire Police’s operational support tweeted about the incident which happened in Doncaster where the gentlemen was pulled over for driving without insurance. It is then that things took a turn for the weird.
Incredibly Stupid
Officers claim that a mobile phone was positioned on the dashboard.
Officers said: ‘Seized today for no insurance in Doncaster, no 3rd party extension. ‘Officer then discovered phone positioned on dash playing “adult material” on video whilst he was driving. Words fail us. Reported.’
I really have no words. This guy was actually driving whilst watching porn. I can’t think of anything more dangerous. In fact, the only thing more shocking would be him having one hand on the wheel and one on his cock (it would have to have been an automatic of course)
To be fair, this guy was driving without insurance so it could be argued that he is an idiot who really doesn’t give too much of a monkeys about other road users. However, you would think the risk of driving into the back of a fuel truck may encourage him to get home before he gets his jollies.
The obituary would have been excellent though. ‘Died whilst porn driving’.
So remember folks, don’t watch porn when you are driving. Come to think of it, if you needed to be told that, I would probably hand in my licence anyway.
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