Some crazy things happen in the world of sex, and you often find the more insane the story, the more ridiculous the excuse for it happening.
This latest one coming out of Nigeria is another one that you can add to that growing list of crazy stories. According to the Daily Times, Malam Kamisu Baranda, who was arrested for having sex with goat told authorities that it was OK because he had ‘asked permission’.
‘Asked permission’? I just have a picture in my head of the guy asking the goat if it wanted sex and the goat not saying no, making the gentleman think that was an approval.
He said he took goats into the forest near his home to ‘avoid embarrassment’ and that he did not know it was an offence to have sex with them.
Two Weeks in the Nick!
Malam’s pleas fell on deaf ears, and he was sentenced to two weeks in prison. I wonder what he will say when the fellow inmates ask him what he is in for? I would guess it would probably be better for him to say he is being done for mugging an old lady or something!
Mr Baranda has apparently been caught having sex with a goat ten times. Wherever he is going for his rendez-vous, then he had better start going somewhere a bit more private as his clandestine activities don’t seem to be that clandestine!
Late singer Robert Palmer once said it takes ‘Every kind of people, to make the world go round’. Well, I could do with less people thinking its OK to screw a goat and saying they asked permission.
That’s just a bit too messed up for my liking!
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Well if the goat conswented to the swex, then thwere shwouldn’t be a pwoblem in the eyes of the lwaw.
How about a picture of a goat, rather than a few lambs?