Kids are a wonderful thing. We get to see them grow, develop, and hopefully become more successful in the future than we are. Still, there is one issue that kids to cause (well there is a lack of money, but that comes with the territory) That is the fact that they radically change your sex life. To put it bluntly, they seriously get in the way, as no normal person wants their kids to hear them having sex. You have to be slightly weird if you are indifferent to that.
However, there are things you can do to stop your kids hearing you. Well, you can stop having sex, but who wants to do that?
This is why your friends from here at Escort Ireland are going to bring you some tips on how to have sex but stay quiet. I am sure there are many of you out there who will thank us!
1) Make Sure Your Bed Doesn’t Creak
It is a big give away if the house is being deafened by a creaking bed, so get that sorted.
2) Do it Missionary
This means that if you start to get noisy, you can kiss to muffle the noise.
3) Do It Standing Up
No bed, no creaking, and once again you are face to face so you can kiss and muffle those screams.
4) Use a Gag
It may sound a bit kinky, and it is, but that is a good thing. The gag will also act as gobstopper, which is good if you want to stay quiet.
5) Breath Slower
This will stop the mad panting sound, and can also help you have bigger orgasms, which is certainly a good thing.
6) Don’t Go Like a Rabbit
If you go slowly, not only will you make less noise, the orgasms will be bigger. That is a big win on both counts.
7) Have a Night Away From The Kids
The best way to not have your kids hear you having sex is to get away once in a while. If that isn’t feasible, get someone to take the children away. This will give you a wonderful time to REALLY spend time with each other, and of course enjoy loud sex, without having to worry about the little ones in the next room.
Sex is fun, but your kids hearing you isn’t. Follow these fantastic tips, and you will no longer have to envisage your children lying there with their pillows over their heads, getting gradually scarred for life.
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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