How Not to Get Caught Seeing Escorts

Being discreet about your sexual life is not mandatory, but most people like to have their personal life kept private. This doesn’t mean you are an introvert and you never talk about anything that relates to your own way of living. It’s just that there are some things that aren’t anybody else’s, but your business. And seeing escorts is one of them.

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with choosing to spend some of your time with a fantastic-looking and talented courtesan. But do you want your boss, colleagues and family to know your sexual preferences? This doesn’t sound like a subject you want to discuss over the lunch break at the office or a Christmas dinner at your parents’ house.

[So, how about being discreet about your bedroom choices? And if cautiousness is not your main quality, make sure you pay attention to the pieces of advice in this article.

Never Mess with Mass-Media and a Jealous Woman

If you are a public person and you like spending time with escorts, you better watch your back. Like I said, there is nothing wrong with your choices, but tell that to mass-media! You know there are journalists, who can make a negative subject from taking your mother out for dinner, don’t you?

At the same time, if you’re not somebody famous but you have a wife who is quite preoccupied with what your daily activities are, man you really have to be careful. There is nothing more dangerous than a suspicious woman. And when they are jealous, women need only a small thing to become suspicious, so be safe unless you want to be sorry!

Technology Saves You…When You Know How to Use It!

As you can see, everything evolved, even the way you find a sexy lady and set up a meeting with her. You easily find your talented escorts by checking their profile and you learn about the quality of their services by reading the escort reviews which are written by former clients. Also, you even have the chance to chat with them and other people on the forums. Yes, we love our technology, don’t we?

But if you have no idea how to use it in your favour, you’ll be busted even before you get to spend a sensual night with your desired call girl.

Now, here are some tips for those of you who are far from being techies. But before that, I have to mention something: please stop using your work phones and emails for other things than the ones related to your job!

Many famous people’s sex life has been made public because of their recklessness. And even if you are not a well-known person, you don’t want your boss to know you love seeing escorts, do you?

At the same time, if you are married and your wife seems related to Sherlock Holmes sometimes, don’t use your personal email either. So, you should get a new email and this time, don’t use your real name when creating it. This is the safest way. Also, to be sure nobody knows what you’re up to you should buy a pre-paid cell phone.

Now, these actions don’t involve too much hassle and they definitely save you from some really bad scandals. But, besides your email and phone, you must also make sure you leave no tracks on your computer.

So, keep in mind that the best way is to use a different browser than you normally do. In addition, disable the cookies and clear the caches on a regular basis, unless you want everybody to see what escorts’ profiles you checked out.

Also, have you ever heard of the “incognito mode” on Chrome? Well, if this is the browser you normally use but you have no idea what I am talking about, it’s time to learn about it! This will help you enjoy private searches!

Keep Calm and Stop Bragging!

Let’s start with the bragging part! I know what they say about men always being kids, but is it necessary to talk about you sex life with your mates? That’s not only far from being manly, but it is also dangerous. People who brag are not the best secret keepers, so you better watch out!

And please keep calm about everything! This involves arranging your meetings in a controlled, quiet manner. So, besides not talking too much about your sexy rendezvous with the escorts, you also need to set up a routine. That makes things smoother.

This involves meeting your favourite lady on Wednesday evenings when everybody knows you’re playing squash! Yes, I know that’s a good cover! Also, make sure you meet her somewhere close to where you normally play squash. You cannot be seen in the opposite part of the city unless you want your wife’s detective mode to be turned on.

Last, but not least, you have to know something about women. We feel things but usually we don’t know for sure. And…we bluff a lot. And we catch you guys with all kinds of lies, little or huge. So, when your wife is suspicious and confronts you, keep calm and hang on to your stories until she actually throws some evidence on the table.
If you want to have some sweet escapes, you better take into consideration these recommendations. In case you don’t, your actions can damage your career, relationship or marriage, as well as hurt people around you. So, do what you have to do, but don’t act recklessly.

Anna Smith

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