Five ways alcohol ruins sex

Sex is a lot of fun. Hey, if it wasn’t, the human race would have died out a long time ago. However, one of the main things that can ruin it is alcohol, and it can balls it up in many different way.

Before I start, I need to make it clear that escorts won’t see punters if they are drunk. They will have no idea if you will turn violent, or if you will not know limits and consent. So, instead of taking risks, they will tell you too sling your hook. That is perfectly fair.

However, back in our own personal lives, alcohol does play a factor. Whether we meet someone in a nightclub, or we are at home and attack that second bottle of wine, we will have sex when drunk.

Still, before you to start knocking back that sixth Jagerbomb, here are a few ways alcohol and ruin sex.

Here goes.

1) You Get Limp Dick

Alcohol short circuits the way your brain functions, and this is one of the reasons you don’t feel pain as much when you are drunk. However, it can also make getting a hard-on rather tough. That will make sex rather hard, pardon the expression.

2) You Can’t Cum

Yep, and I don’t mean that you last longer (arguably a good thing). I mean you can’t finish. This is once again because things are desensitised. So what once you start, you may not get to that wonderful crescendo.

3) Women Find it Harder To Get Wet

Alcohol dehydrates. Therefore it should be no surprise that women find it a lot harder to get wet. This can make sex sore and not enjoyable, even if you have it at all. This is one quick fire way to ruin and evening.

4) Drunk Women Rarely Initiate Sex

According to studies, sober women are actually more likely to start sex off than those who are drunk. So, if you want your lady to surprise you, maybe make sure neither of you get too pissed up.

5) You Set Unreasonable Expectations

As you get a bit giddy when you are drunk, you are likely to think that the next sexual encounter will be the best of your life. The fact that that is an unreasonable expectation, coupled with these other factors means you are lined up for one hell of a disappointment. If you are sober, you will enjoy it more. During and after!

So there we go. If you want to have the best sex, stay relatively sober. You will both thank us for this advice in the future, I am sure

About
Latest Posts

Follow me

Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.