If you’re not a morning person like me, then you would understand the struggle of getting enough energy to have an early fuck-session, before getting ready for work. God, as if masturbating against the clock isn’t enough pressure for me to get the right amount of pain and pleasure in my day!
Then again, if there was ever a day when I’d wake up drunk from the night before, and you see your fuck buddy trying to get on top of me, there is no way that I would turn down sex, no matter how lazy it may be. Now, just because lazy sex sessions don’t get much credit as vigorous sex, doesn’t mean that their bad sex sessions.
The Spoon
The Spoon has to be the easiest and laziest positions that you can do. It’s a great stance to put yourself in when you’re hungover, when you have sore legs, or when you can’t be bothered to use your quads during your sex session.
You choose whatever side that you feel most comfortable fucking in for 20 minutes, turn your partner over in the same position, enter inside him or her, and then thrust away. Preference of speed is up to you.
The David Copperfield
The David Copperfield. Also known as cunnilingus. Also known as eating out. Also known as going south. Also known as lip service. Also known as a bunch of other sexy phrases that you can find on Dribbleglass.
Since I love getting eaten out, this is one of my favourite lazy sex positions to do; I’ll let you know what my other favourite sloppy girl position is later on. Now, depending whether you’re receiving or giving oral, the back of your neck is bound to get a bit stiff.
So, the best way to not make it ache is to keep it straight, by placing a pillow underneath your chest and trying not to bend your neck as much. If you’re the person that’s receiving the pleasure of oral sex, then you just lie on the bed and let the magic happen.
The Sideways 69
There are people that like to give pleasure, and then there are people that get annoyed when they’re missing out on the action. Guys. Girls. Chill. There’s no need to get into a bitch tantrum; you and your partner can receive the action at the same time, without having to move as much.
All you have to do is turn on a side which is most comfortable for you to lie on, and suck each other’s cocks and pussies off in a Yin & Yang position. Are you cool now? Yeah?
The Lazy Reverse Cowgirl
I call this position the Lazy Reverse Cowgirl because the Cowgirl would be doing a half-assed job on sitting up straight. This position is for those that can’t be bothered to move around, but are flexible enough to do so if they have to; a stance for gymnastic people maybe…lazy gymnasts.
The guy, or the girl with the strap-on, wouldn’t have to do anything except thrust your pelvis up and down. The girl or guy getting penetrated just has to make sure that the cock doesn’t flap out of the pussy. Actually, what I always do is slide my back up and down the guy’s chest, where you would get a good feel of my ass too.
The Downward Dog
Remember I said that I would tell you my other favourite lazy sex position? Well, this is it, the Downward Dog. I also like this position because I love the feel of a guy’s chest rubbing against my skin, which is a huge turn on for me. Oh, and it also makes me cum hard as well. Like, really hard.
You wouldn’t be able to find any other lazy sex positions that will make you cum without the need for excessive movement. If you could, then let me know in the comments section below, on the community forum, or on my Twitter if you have an account.
She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.
When she isn't sharing her most intimate encounters, Zoe keeps herself active by watching videos on Youtube, and listening to music.
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