Food v Sex – What Do You Choose?

Have you ever been so hungry that not even a sexy woman could stop you from thinking about a cheesy slice of pizza? According to recent data released by MiumMium, a marketplace for on-demand chefs, you don’t need to be dying of hunger to choose food over sex.

Three women with a pizza

Does that sound weird? Well, many people find it normal since almost a third of the people who were interviewed decided that their preferred meal is definitely a better choice than sex.

To be honest, if I was offered my favourite food or a fabulous sex session, I would want both of them. If you think about it, both a delicious meal and an orgasm can make a day better than it already is, right?

Choosing Delicious Food Over Orgasms

Now, food tickles our eyes, smell, and tongue so it’s kind of easy to see why it competes with sex. At the same time, sex brings up the serotonin level so you stop feeling blue. Therefore, we love both food and sex, but is a meal actually a better choice than an orgasm? Well, a chef would argue with me, saying that food brings an orgasm…to your mouth!

A few years ago, two hundred male and females were studied and the results showed that almost half of them would give up oral sex before giving up cheese. Of course, the majority were women so you might consider the result obvious, since not all ladies like oral sex. First of all, what’s not to like about oral sex? And secondly, not all women like cheese, either!

Anyway, cheese is not the food we want to compare sex with. I mean, you can make me choose between cheese and being kissed on my back, for instance. But when it comes to sex, I would compare it to a complete dish, right? So, what would you choose: your favourite meal or a sex rendezvous?

When It Comes to Food and Sex, Men Aren’t from Mars and Women Don’t Come from Venus!

In accordance with MiumMium, 28.8 percent of men and 28.4 percent of women prefer the best meal over the best sex. That is perfectly understandable since many of those people might actually be sexually satisfied. The rest of them prefer a sexy session because sometimes, it’s easier to get the food you love than it is to meet a fantastic sex partner, isn’t it?

Of course, since you are reading this naughty blog that is not your case. I mean, you already know you are just a few clicks away from your compatible escort in Ireland. Therefore, having amazing sex is not something you just dream about.

Do You Love Irish Women? Well, They Might Love Sweets More!

There are people who can’t refuse sex or food. I am that person who can never say “no” to an ice-cream. I don’t know if I have Irish roots but it seems that Irish ladies love sweets more than anything.

According to a study made by Cadbury,70 percent of Irish women are definitely interested more in hot chocolate than in sex. Well, while hot chocolate is delicious, we can blame this result on marketing, can’t we? However, it seems the majority of women in France prefer gourmet meals than sex. If you’ve been in France and eaten in a good restaurant, you probably understand that you as well could be choosing French gourmet over sexy time.

Anyway, the fact that people think about choosing food over sex is quite weird. To be honest, this might mean they are having enough sex and they are all satisfied. So, what about you? Imagine you have to choose between your favourite food and the best sex of your life. What would you go for?

Anna Smith

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