The Five Strangest Things Found Up a Person’s Ass

They do say that it takes all sorts when it comes to sex. Many things happen in bedrooms that come across to many people as weird. A lot of that revolves around the ass.

Shocked looking doctor

Whether it be anal sex, a finger being placed up there, or whatever, the butt has a real sense of attraction for lots of people. That goes as far as inserting foreign objects up there.

But what happens when things get stuck? Well a trip to hospital is in order. And mark my words, if something stupid is found up there, people are going to hear about it.

Of course, many people say that it was nothing to do with sex, and that it was just an ‘accident’. We can understand why they do that.

So what are the stupidest things found up peoples asses? Well, here are the top five. Prepare to be ‘amazed’.

1) A Key

We all struggle to find our keys sometimes. Have you ever considered looking up your ass? No? OK then.

key in ass x-ray

2) Live Ammunition

A London WW2 veteran was plagued with terrible hemorrhoids, so he used a live artillery shell to push them back up there. One day he pushed too far and it got stuck.

As it may well have exploded, the bomb squad were called. That was probably the most bizarre alert of their career.

Live ammunition in ass x-ray

3) A Ringing Mobile Phone

In what must have looked something like that scene from ‘The Dark Knight, A lawyer from Georgia was showering with his mobile phone, when he slipped and fell, and the phone got lodged up his bum. As they were conducting surgery, the phone rang three more times.

I will leave it up to you as to whether you believe his story. I have my own opinion.

mobile phone in ass x-ray

4) A Pint Glass

Well, this brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘bottoms up’.

glass in ass x-ray

5) A Torch

We all know it is dark up there, but why would you put a torch up your backside? Maybe it was the same guy looking for the live ammunition?

Torch in an ass x-ray

Well, needless to say, none of these things really count as safe sex. So if you want to have some anal fun, please think of something less daft to stick up there. If not, you may well find yourself on our pages.

That is never a good thing!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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