Five Myths About the Penis!

Though the majority of women strongly believe that size doesn’t actually matter While the ability of the one attached to the penis is extremely important, the majority of men have issues with their size. Well, we all have our own issues, don’t we?

Man looks under the bed at his penis

Anyway, due to so many misunderstandings, the size of a penis is a highly discussed subject. Why else would there be so many stories and myths involving this subject?

Personally, I am tired of listening to girls trying to figure out a man’s penis size by measuring the other parts of his body. Why not pay attention to other things and wait until you see him naked to judge his penis. Of course, nobody should actually judge another person’s body. But if you are doing it anyway, at least, wait until you see it.
So, here are some of the myths that make men feel bad about their size even before they get naked.

Does Big Feet, Equal Big Dick?

There are so many women who act like they studied genetics, but the only thing they do right is being mean and judgmental. And that is totally wrong. OK, there were some studies showing that shared genes influence the growth of fingers, toes and of course, penis, but is there any connection between a man’s foot and his penis?

Now, I am going to disappoint all ladies who go out and try to hook up with whoever has bigger feet, hoping to get the biggest dick. Metaphorically, she might get the dick. However, when it comes to the size of his penis, it’s still going to be a surprise.

Big feet mean nothing but big shoes, miladies!

Small Hand, Tiny Penis

I strongly believe that the only problem is that there are many people who have an awfully big amount of free time and instead of using it wisely, they invent all kinds of idiotic rumors.

Your small-handed man might have a tiny penis, but at the same time, he might have a huge one. The only issue with small hands is that in case there’s a big dick attached to his body, masturbating may be difficult.

Also, if somebody happened to meet a guy with little hands and a mini-penis, it doesn’t mean all of them are the same. Creating stereotypes is not nice, is it?

The Shorter, the Smaller

There are many ladies who seem to think that short men have small penises, but there are also women who believe exactly the opposite. I have no idea what their explanation is because when I asked some of the girls I heard talking about this subject, they rapidly changed the it.

Well, though I was always into tall guys, my best friend dated short guys and she was very happy with her sex life.

Of course, that bigger people might have bigger members, but the size of the penis is not directly proportional to the height of a man.

Like Nose, Like Penis

What are you going to say if I tell you that nose is strongly related all men penises? No, I am not dating men with big noses hoping they have big dicks. Because when I say that nose matters I am referring to something else.

The smell, my ladies. If there is a great smell, there is an even greater erection. No, I don’t know if Adrien Brody has the biggest penis in Hollywood, but I doubt it. Anyway, if the nose didn’t make his penis famous, it kind of brought him an Oscar. No, I am not crazy but I secretly ( not anymore) believe that he became “The Pianist” thanks to that nose.

Swallowing Make You Fat

I don’t know if this is part of a conspiracy, but I’ve heard and read about the calories hidden in sperm. Is this part of a feminist movement? Or is just a response to “Sperm is good for your face”. Either way this is bullshit.

OK, there might be a few calories in it but it does not make you fat. Anyway, even though this is a myth, choosing to offer or receive oral pleasure, as well as swallowing or spitting are personal choices. But choose wisely!

What Other Myths Do You Know?

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Also, we can’t wait to hear about other myths! So if you have something interesting on your mind, let us know, by commenting below!

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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