Guys, we all have an Olympic athlete inside of us, no matter what age or size we are.
We like to show our partners how talented and amazing we all are in the bedroom, because that’s what makes them call us back! However, there is a reason why there aren’t a lot of Olympian athletes in the world today, and that is because not everyone has kneecaps made of iron, or muscles that don’t produce any lactate when we exercise.
Whenever we see a pornstar performing a crazy sex position on our laptop monitors, we can’t help but feel the need to try that position ourselves. But like most amateurs, we often injure ourselves during a sex session, when we try to replicate a certain move that James Deen or Ashley Downs did on screen.
Nevertheless, a hard sex position is never impossible to do. In fact, if you get the technique and posture right, some of the really hard positions you thought were impossible to accomplish, turn out to be a piece of pie afterwards. There was no pun in that last sentence.
The Wheelbarrow
Unless your partner already has triceps made of steel, the wheelbarrow position is a particularly difficult position to accomplish. It can also be hard for the guy to succeed at too, depending on how thick your companion’s thighs are.
This position focuses more on stealth than anything else, so you need to know what to do when your arms start to get tired. My recommendation would be to have a pile of pillows underneath the lady, preferably a body pillow that you can place the girl’s upper body on and not make her back contort into a 90-degree angle. The wheelbarrow position only gets better with practice, so the more you keep doing it, the better you’re going to get at it.
The Pogo Stick
If you’re going to do the pogo stick position up against the wall, then you would have less of a hassle in performing it. However, if you’re going to do it in thin air, there is a very good chance that you’ll end up hurting your back and your partner’s ass; there is also a high probability that you will drop your companion on the floor in this position.
I’m not saying that you should buy yourself a powerlifting belt because that will make you look like an idiot. But learning how to keep your back straight while doing this position is important.
For beginners, I recommend you to hold your partner above something that’s sturdy, like a dining table or a kitchen work top, just in case you need a bit of a rest. Another reason why I advise you to hover your lady over a table or a worktop is because you can still keep your hips in action when your back is a little tired. Think about that for a little bit!
The Pair of Tongs
I don’t know what you guys think, but the Pair of Tongs position is an extreme version of the wheelbarrow one. Have you not taken the time to look at the GIF image properly yet? The poor girl is literally balancing herself on one hand!
So, what would I recommend you to do when you want to perform this kind of position? Well, not only do you have to work on your stealth, but also your support (I’m using technical words for a reason).
Put your upper partner’s leg over your shoulder, hold the other leg with one hand, and one side of the hip on the other. Additionally, it would also be good for you to have the body pillow underneath your companion.
The Ballerina
The Ballerina position is a stance that over 95% of women find almost impossible to perform, according to the bad girl’s bible
(http://badgirlsbible.com/ballerina-sex-position).
I’ve tried many positions with many guys, but I’ve always had trouble feeling comfortable while doing the Ballerina because I could never get my leg over my head. Like the Wheelbarrow, this stance can only get better with practice, where you improve the flexibility in your legs.
If you’re embarking on this new adventurous road to Ballerina bliss, I’d start by pushing your partner against the wall, put one of his or her calves on your shoulder, but keep the leg bent. The next time you do the position, you stretch his or her leg out further and further, until your companion will look like he or she can do a pirouette in midair.
The Prisoner and the Prison-guard
The Prisoner and the Prison-guard may not look like a hard position to perform, but if your companion doesn’t have strong abs, or you don’t have strong forearms, then you’re going to have trouble cumming.
You and your partner would have to work together on this position, hence why it isn’t just called the Prisoner, or just the Prison-guard. For those that want to try getting fucked in this stance without letting their partners fall onto the mattress face first, spread his or her legs out as far as he or she could, so the weight of your companion shifts onto his or her thighs instead of her torso or chest.
Once you’ve got the hang of some of these really hard sex positions, you’ll be able to use the phrase ‘Bitch, please. I know how to do those positions as if it’s written on the back of your hand’ to all of your friends who are having trouble at fucking like pornstars. However, I think you should change the phrase to ‘ Bitch, please. I know how to do those positions as if it’s written on the Escort Ireland directory.’
She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.
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