Man Has Disaster After Using Scissors To Remove Cock Ring

Being at the coal face of the sex industry, we are well aware of the increase in use of cock rings, or penis rings, or whatever you want to call them. However, with that comes a number of issues. Namely people not being able to get them off their penis and ending up in a pickle.

man holds penis in pain

The best thing to do in this situation is to make a trip to the hospital where they can get thins loose. Still, we all understand that this can be embarrassing. Just imagine going to the hospital and saying ‘have a look at this’. Still, it is better to just bite the bullet. It is certainly better than what this guy in Borneo did.

A Bad Move

It has been reported that a man decided to try and remove his cock ring with a pair of scissors. Needless to say, it didn’t end well.

The scissors he used to get the ring free also got stuck. He was then forced to call fire-fighters with a pair of scissors stuck in a stuck cock ring. Sadly they were unable to help him and an ambulance was called.

Tiong Ling Hii, from the Sarawak Fire and Rescue Services Department, said ‘special equipment such as a saw’ was used to remove the ring and scissors.

“The victim was brought to the hospital on an ambulance for further action and help from medical professionals,” he said.

Thankfully they were able to get everything loose, after taking 25 to make extra sure it was done safely.

I have no idea how his penis is now. I anticipate it is sore, but at least it is still there. It could have been a lot worse.

Safety First

Well let that be a lesson. Make sure you get a cock ring that actually fits you and if it is getting too tight, get it off. Also, don’t be worried about doctors and what they may think. They really don’t care and have probably seen things even more bizarre than what you have done. So don’t worry!

I have to say though, I would love to have seen a picture of this. This is what you really can call an ‘epic fail’!

Martin Ward
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