Couple Pictured Having Sex on a Rubbish Dump

I have always considered people who have public sex quite dirty. Why would anyone want to watch two people go at it like rabbits when they are merely taking their kids home from school? However, a couple from Rome have taken it to a whole new level by having sex in the middle of a rubbish dump.

Couple having sex on rubbish dump

The incident is alleged to have taken place just a few blocks away from the city’s main train station, and the story has gone viral due it its bizarre nature.

Pictures taken by a nearby office worker show the man lying on to top of the woman, covered in rubbish and old clothes.

Local councillors Stefano Tozzi and Gianluca Caramanna said: “This is law breaking in broad daylight and something we have repeatedly brought attention to.”

It appears that this occurred near a building that is known to house squatters. Therefore, before we mock too mercilessly, there is a good chance that drink, drugs, or mental health may have been involved. They may not have been, but I am always careful.

Local health officials also warned against the behaviour, mainly because there had been cases of scabies and other rather unpleasant diseases reported in the area.

Lovely eh?

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Marco Coppola, deputy chairman of the committee in charge of the district, complained about crime in the area in general.
He added: “The couple having sex in the street is only the tip of the iceberg.”

Well, it seems that Rome is going to shit. That knocks it off my holiday destination list.

In all seriousness, I have no idea why someone would want to have sex on a rubbish dump. Getting horny is one thing, but surely you could do it up against a wall or something. Yes, you would piss off the neighbourhood, but you wouldn’t get dirt and filth in every orifice known to man.

It really isn’t what you would call ‘safe sex’.

Martin Ward
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