Lots of us like outdoor sex. Maybe it is the fresh air, or maybe it is the thrill of possibly getting caught, but it certainly does get those endorphins rushing around our bodies. However, there is always going to be someone (or two people to precise) who will take it all too far.
A couple in a Berlin park were filmed having sex under a tree in broad daylight. In the video, uploaded to Liveleak, the man can clearly be seen on top of the woman, going at it like a rabbit.
The cameraman hides in the bushes, while others people watched with disbelief.
It is at this point that the onlookers step in for a closer look. (as you do) A cyclist stops to take pictures, while other people congregate to get a bird’s eye view
By the time the clip finished, seven people are standing round the love birds.
As if the picture couldn’t get any more bizarre, one even leans in the give the man a light, when he decides to take a quick pause for a cigarette. Yes, you did just hear me right.
Outdoor Sex is Not always Cool
Now when you actually look at this pair, they don’t look like the most upstanding members of society. So much so in fact, that many people on the internet have commented that the pair were probably high on drugs. Now I wouldn’t like to say 100%, but if you think that this is normal behaviour, then I know where my thought process is heading.
When it comes to outdoor sex, we still need to be considerate to those around us. There is the thrill of getting caught, and then there is fucking your partner where kids can walk past. Note to anyone who fancies trying it; it does make you a sex machine, it makes you a complete asshole!
So folks, no matter how horny you get, don’t go having sex under a tree, in broad daylight, in a major city park. It doesn’t seem like rocket science. If you do, there is a very good chance that you will end up on the pages of Escort Ireland, and really, no-one wants that, unless you are an escort paying to advertise!
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