Coming Soon: Oral Sex Cafés!

Most people start their day with a cup of tea or hot coffee to wake them up. They need a kick start to their day, and so stopping by a café on the way into work is a great idea. However, sometimes, a coffee isn’t enough… and it seems that some people are hoping to get a little bit extra each morning. Now it seems that you’ll be able to get coffee and a blow job each morning, as people are talking about opening oral sex cafés.

A sexy woman licks her lips, ready to enjoy the oral sex cafés opening soon

I don’t know about you, but the idea of enjoying a little bit of oral in the morning at the start of the day sounds like the beginning of the best day ever. Instead of worrying while drinking coffee about the meetings you have coming up at work, you could head to one of the oral sex cafés that could be opening soon and enjoying a blow job instead. How is this possible? Here on the Escort Ireland blog, we give you the full story.

Oral sex cafés are the future

This might sound like an exciting new idea to get people talking about spending their money in cafés in new and unusual ways, but oral sex cafés aren’t actually a new idea. They have been around for a while in a number of countries, but the basis for the one opening in Geneva was inspired by Thailand.

The ones in Thailand give you a range of services you can enjoy, but the brains behind the Facegirl firm in Geneva has decided that it is about time the rest of the world got the chance to experience the genius that is oral sex cafés.

Bradley Charvet began to talk about the idea, telling us how it is something they had been thinking about for a while. He emphasised that, with an idea like this, it was important to get the plans as perfect as possible. They wanted to make sure that they had the important details nailed down before they started to go forward with it, as they are hoping it will be popular. Given the general concept, we imagine that it will be one of the hottest cafés around.

How does it work?

You might be lucky enough to have travelled the world a lot and had the chance to experience the charming atmosphere that an oral sex café has to offer, but a large number of people have not. That is why, as soon as the idea came out, people started to question it. They wanted to know how it would work.

It works in a similar way to other cafés, but the turnaround for service is said to be a lot quicker. In fact, Charvet states that “in five or ten minutes, it’s all over”, so clearly the café part isn’t as important to them.

Basically, you will walk in, take a seat, and place your order. You’ll be given an menu to choose drinks and then an iPad or similar device to choose the lady or man you’d like oral sex from. You’ll then be taken to a nice, discreet area to enjoy your order.

Sounds like a great idea, right? Well, don’t get your hopes up too much. Those on a tight budget might want to stick to making drinks at home, as the combination of coffee and oral will set you back around €50. That is one hell of an expensive cup of coffee!

Are they legal?

The laws in Switzerland mean that opening up oral sex cafés is actually totally legal and above board. This is because the selling of sexual services is legal in Switzerland, although it is strictly controlled. Sex workers must have valid permits to work, which is said to help with trafficking. If you have two or more sex workers in a building, they must register it to ensure there are no problems.

It gets a little bit more complicated when the idea of oral sex cafés gets brought into it. It seems that the cafés will actually need to register as massage parlours. Yes, even though they are technically cafés, in order to meet the letter of Swiss law, they must register as massage parlours.

Given the extensive amount of research the geniuses behind this idea have spent on the plans, we imagine that there shouldn’t be too many problems. Currently, the Genevan Department for Security and the Economy has the plans, and is carefully looking over them. If things go well, oral sex cafés might soon start spreading around the world…

Are oral sex cafés a good idea?

Unfortunately, a lot of the plans in other countries seem to be blocked on moral grounds. Some think that they can “only benefit the men behind the business” and believe that opening an oral sex café would only serve to “legalize pimping”.

There are also those out there who just don’t like the fact that some people could go out and get a coffee with a blow job. They find the idea disgusting and a turn off, and so they don’t want it to ever come to fruition. It is a shame, really, as we imagine that they would be incredibly popular.

Another factor against the cafés? They are pretty sexist. The services are not open to ladies. That’s right, men can go and get a blow job with their morning cappuccino, but any ladies out there hoping for someone to lick their clit and make them scream as they enjoy a latte can think again.

We already know that sex is better than coffee in the morning, so why don’t ladies get to enjoy this type of café? What do you think of the idea? Would you go to get your morning espresso from a place offering great head on the side? We want to hear from you.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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