May is one of the most beautiful months of the year. The weather gets mild and there are flowers everywhere. Nature is blossoming and this is probably one of the reasons why May became Masturbation Month!
Since we are in the middle of this unofficial but great holiday, we should think about the best ways to celebrate it. Now, before you think about this as being nonsense, just remember that masturbation is a healthy way of expressing your sexuality, as well as a big part of your wellness.
Yes, it is true that in the past this was mostly a taboo subject, especially for women, but since it stopped being shameful, why not embrace it and celebrate Masturbation Month together? Well, not actually together, but you know what I mean.
It’s Time for a Masturbation Makeover!
I assume that you’ve been masturbating for a while and I am almost sure that if you do, you have the same old fashioned method. Well, it’s time for a change! 2016 brings us not only pretty kinky porn but also a bunch of gadgets that you have to check out even if you are not a tech addict.
So, you don’t have to just change your position or sexy movies you watch. You can and you should change everything. Why not take advantage of so many amazing possibilities? Yes, it’s definitely time for a masturbation makeover!
Now, Don’t Be Shy, Give It a Try!
There are so many kinky toys out there that it’s kind of difficult to choose only one. However, since you are celebrating you should choose something really kinky.
Some men like masturbation mouths, while others would go for dolls and even dildos. Everything you like is allowed in your own bedroom! So, don’t be shy! Choose something and hive it a try!
Come On, It’s Only Kinky the First Time!
While a new toy sounds naughty, a new place sounds even better, doesn’t it? I bet you are tired of jerking off on the same old couch or surrounded by the same walls all the time. So, why not try playing with yourself in a whole new place?
You can do it in the bathroom at the gym thinking about the new hot fitness instructor, in the public pool or Jacuzzi or wherever you find it sexy.
Find a Partner in Crime!
Masturbation is a good way to connect with your desires and pleasure yourself. However, this doesn’t mean you can’t share the joy!
Masturbating with a partner can be amazing, especially if you play by the rules and don’t touch each other. And since it’s Masturbation Month, sharing these moments sounds like the best idea!
Celebrating Masturbation Month with… Wild Sex!
Some of you might find talking about sex weird since we are celebrating playing with yourself. However, we are actually doing nothing on Labour Day, so why not have crazy sex during Masturbation Month? Does it make any sense?
Now, I know we are talking about an unofficial holiday and though it might become as important as Christmas someday, it is not a big deal right now. But, the fact that it’s less serious than other holidays doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun, does it?
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