The 1912 London Brothel Menu!

I don’t know if it is real, but the image of a ‘menu’ from a 1912 London brothel which has gone viral today has certainly sent a few hearts racing.


You would think that during that period, people would have been a bit more prudish, but if this is real, then even 100 years ago, guys were as naughty, if not naughtier than they are now.

‘Shoving In Stones’

Some of the things you can do just amaze me. ‘Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all’? What the hell is going on there? ‘Watching a fucking match’, woman to jerk you off’. Come on, is ‘fucking match’ a term for other people have sex, or a sporting event? I am totally confused!

OK, the more I read this, the more it seems that either someone has looked to create a viral hit (congratulations on a job well done if that is the case) or this is a school project on London at the turn of the century gone disastrously wrong.

Dirty Minds

It does go to show however that people have a fantastic imagination, and the fact that so many people are believing this is genuine, just goes to show what must be going on in many people’s bedroom all over the country.

Well, I have been on many Belfast escorts profile pages and have never seen anything like this. ‘Shoving in stones?’ Let’s face it, doubt I am ever going to see anything like that, ever!

I think I need a lie down!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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