Recently I met with an escort, who will remain anonymous, but she'll prob grass me up anyway, that asked me if I would like to shower. As I was feeling a bit worse for wear after a boozy session the previous night I accepted and proceeded to shower. During the shower I leaned against the shower door and broke it, fell out and hit the wall head on, then got a turn and puked down the toilet. Most embarrassed I ever felt.
Anyone like to share their moments?