So I finally did it, and I'm full of regret! FML

[Lucy Chambers]

To be honest Wolfe one thinks that the op is full of shit would love to read a review.

Ping.

I loved all the heartfelt posts though. 10 out of ten 10

[anon361]

It's OK Freshmilk, while you were in having sex with an escort me and a few lads called round to your place and had a spit roast with your girlfriend, she thought we meant BBQ in this warm weather but soon realised what we meant, in fact she thought us a thing or 2

[doodlebug]

It's OK Freshmilk, while you were in having sex with an escort me and a few lads called round to your place and had a spit roast with your girlfriend, she thought we meant BBQ in this warm weather but soon realised what we meant, in fact she thought us a thing or 2

You do realise the food safety authority will be on this thread like a shot, bbq and spit roast not to mention freshmilk guaranteed food poisioning in this weather.

[anon361]

You do realise the food safety authority will be on this thread like a shot, bbq and spit roast not to mention freshmilk guaranteed food poisioning in this weather.

To be honest I'd probably have preferred the BBQ, I don't want to dishing another mans misses but it's no wonder he's looking elsewhere if you know what I mean

[Fitzy]

Oh while anon was around at your birds gaff with the boys having a good time I was the weird guy in the wardrobe with the video
camara got some nice footage.

[ladytron]

whatever you do, don't tell your girlfriend: she could name and shame you to get revenge. take your secret to the grave.

tbh i'm not sure you visited an escort: "I'm completely paranoid [...] I caught every STI known to man that there was some little weazel hiding in the wardrobe recording everything": c'mon that's not something any client would say...

the following quotes are interesting and somewhat out of place which is why some people are suspicious of you:

"I honestly don't know how anybody can do this on a regular basis and then go home to there loving wife/fiancée/ girlfriend or partner. The ultimate betrayal!"

"How, how, how do people do this?"

-> the previous quotes show that you are looking to find out how people with a significant other do this, and that your belief is that it's morally wrong: that's fine if you believe that but don't go applying your morals and guilt upon other clients. Morals are a personal choice and it's not for you to say what's right or wrong for other people, particularly as this activity does not involve harming another person: it's discrete fun between two consenting adults.

[n73]

I suggest you go on sit on a hot poker mate. Or whatever it is you enjoy doing!



Well firstly, maybe if you pull yourself a blind bird or hang about John of Gods and find yourself a girlfriend first. Then stay with her for a while before you start going back to your ways of seeing escorts come back and let me know.



Tell me how I'm looking for sympathy? Where have I said that? It was my choice.



My motive is to get a report a sad twat button up on this so I can report you!

My God Milky, a little tetchy this evening, aren't we ? If I may, a person such as yourself that obviously can't take a slagging probably has no place on here and definately shouldn't be on here looking for advise on matters of the heart.

[WatWatWat]

I think you should tell your GF. You have been a very very naughty boy. Come back and tell us how you get on. Secrets will eat you up tooooo.

[Lucy Chambers]

I think you should tell your GF. You have been a very very naughty boy. Come back and tell us how you get on. Secrets will eat you up tooooo.

Yes. I also think that he should tell his workmates, his priest and parents tomorrow morning. Make a clean breast and all that.

[Luna Nueva]

I just keep reading all the answers and i can't believe that the thread went so far. Honestly my opinion freshmilk is that you are just a boy... an immature one. Every man should be responsible for his actions (a real man), once you decide to do something even if you regret it, you have to deal with it, in a way or another, and don't cry on the boards. Paranoia can be treated with a therapist.

Sorry for this answer but is not that you go at the shop, buy a t-shirt ... and after that start crying that it doesn't feet your personality ... and wonder how other people are wearing it. Is not fair for the escort nor for your GF.

And if you got to the escorts door, it surly means that something is wrong in your relation, or you just got very horny seeing the photos on one of the beautiful ladies around. Which means you still like diversity.. and not just your gf.