mrboombastic (06-04-12)
Seriously lad - go find a nice tall cliff and hop around the edge.
For someone registered a week past your well beyond credulity.
Again, if I was in anawy misunderstood - FUCK OFF!
Last edited by hd7055; 06-04-12 at 02:20.
LoL U Do Make Me laugh, Nevermind you go ahead and write your wee guide on how the rest of us should punt and we will all follow suit, sorry but who the fuck are ye like?
The Punter Police or a Pimp
Would further suggest a a dedicated 'Newbie' section covering basics like what is (or, more importantly, is not) ok to discuss when making a booking, terminology, basic male hygiene, rudimentary etiquette, etc. (that is for site users that bother registering). The girls input would be good but it should be a friendly, welcoming section and not a direct link to the infamous "Irish have the dirties arses in Europe" thread!
Here is my guide:
Make the call and do not fuck about stroking your balls while you do so. We have wank radar.
Turn up on time, be clean, have the correct fee.
Have fun! Lots of it!
Leave on time, do not dig your heels into the mattress and hope the escort might let you stay longer without paying more.
Have a nice day.
It is not obligatory to take part in the message forum.
It is not obligatory to share your festivities with anyone here.
It is not obligatory to scour the site for irregularities.
Leave that to the obsessed.
Last edited by UKHeather; 07-04-12 at 01:25.
JAMESCORK (07-04-12)