Vicar caught with potatoe up his arse
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
'But it's not for me to question his story.'
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
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